Video links: World of sports (4)

 

Some people watch sports for the excitement. Others like the display of skill and capability. I watch because people get hit in the nuts.

Here are some more of my favorite nutshot videos from the world of sports.

The first video is a classic. I know for a fact that every soccer player can relate to this: Kick a soccer ball around for a few minutes and a pair of testicles is bound to get hit. It's a general law of nature. Here it happens at 8:40, and it's accompanied by a funny sound effect. As I said: classic. 

From the web: Jackass 4's Steve-O Just Shared The 'Most Elaborate Nut Shot' He Ever Took For Your Viewing Pleasure

 

I stumbled across this little gem of an article at CinemaBlend. The video clip that Steve-O is "sharing" isn't new, but I like the jocular tone of the article. Here's the beginning:

I don’t know how many times Steve-O has been hit in the nuts in his life. Between his early career as a flea market clown and his later career making appearances on Jackass and all the various spinoffs, he’s engaged in a lot of behavior that has put his testicles in danger. Now he’s back with footage of a new stunt, which he’s billed as “the most elaborate nut shot” he’s ever taken, and for him, you know that’s saying a lot.

It goes on like this and concludes:

Getting hit in the nuts might not be the career path most guidance counselors would recommend, but if you’re going to do a job, you might as well do it to the best of your abilities. Steve-O has made a great living over the years by pushing his body to the limits in creative ways designed to entertain others. It’s nice to see him still out here doing what he loves, and it’s nice to see him doing it sober. I can’t wait for Jackass 4. Hopefully all of his injuries will have healed by the time it premieres, which is currently scheduled for September.

Read the whole thing at CinemaBlend.

Time to say goodbye

 

Many of you already know that our favorite ballbusting bro Toby Springs has retired from the business last year. Fortunately, we were able to shoot one final clip with him before he stepped away from the limelight and became a private citizen.

In his final clip with Fluffy (the 20th clip in our series of BallbustingBoys.org Original Video clips and the season 2 finale) we decided to go with a simple theme: Goodbye. We gave Toby carte blanche to do whatever he wanted to say goodbye to Fluffy's balls, and I won't spoil anything when I say: Boy, did he have fun!

The clip is coming soon - and the title might be a bit of a spoiler that the clip is not just about Toby's retirement: Let's retire your balls, bro!

Here are a few pics to whet your appetite:

Video links: Testicle talk (2)

 

Nutshots are funny, I think we can all agree on that. What about talking about a nutshot, though? If you think watching guys talk about testicular trauma is boring then this is not the post for you. If you think it's hot - well, then I suggest you take off some of your clothes because things are gonna get steamy...

Here are some more of my favorite video clips featuring guys talking about nutshots.

Let's start with UFC star Brandon Moreno who is asked about a nut shot, and jokes about having kids with the journalist.

Sketchbag (Sab meets the skaters)

Special thanks to Sabian for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who hates bullying but loves bullying bullies!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Artwork created by Champ

Featured in this story: Leo, Sammy and Tristan (click for pictures)
 
“Look who’s there”, Sammy said. The 18 year old redhead cracked his knuckles. He was leaning against a rail, wearing a loose-fitting t-shirt and baggy pants. One of his feet was playing with the tail of his skateboard, making the board bounce up and down as he looked across the skate park.
 
He was with his best friends and skater buddies Leo and Tristan, both of them 19 years old and dressed similar to Sammy, wearing oversized t-shirts and baggy pants.
 
Leo was tall and lanky, with curly black hair.
 
Tristan’s hair was dusty blond and his blue eyes were wide open as he asked: “Who?”
 

Video links: Comedy gems (28)

 

 

A bit of levity has never hurt anybody, right?

Here are some more of my favorite comedy nutshots.

Let's start  with a short but sweet clip of just 8 seconds. I don't know about you but I'd rather be kicked in the nuts that having to play the recorder. Then again - why not have both?

Ballbusting Hall of Fame: Buster (Cracked Nuts: Brutal Ball Busting Stories)

In my very own "Ballbusting Hall of Fame" I highlight my favorite creators of ballbusting content. Click here to see previous entries.

Today, I want you to meet a true giant of maleballbusting fiction: Buster, the creator of Cracked Nuts: Brutal Ball Busting Stories. His blog is a landmark, and I admire his writing and the seemingly endless supply of wicked ideas that spring from his very, very naughty mind. I can't tell you how thrilled I am that he agreed to answer a few questions for me.

Make sure to follow check out all the awesome stories on his blog - there is a new one every week!!

Q: Let's start with the basics: Tell us a little bit about yourself.

WTF?!

 

So this happened: Yesterday, an instagram user shared a short clip from one of our original videos, and some guy left a comment voicing his displeasure. He didn't leave it at that, though. He made things up and lied.

Here is the comment in full:

This makes me sad and angry. And it bothers me a lot more than it should, that's why I need a moment to vent.

Let's go through this. We start at the bottom:

- "start sharing [these] videos [...] to lower their commercial value [and make] a statement that for overpriced half-ass work there will not be a public"
WTF?! You don't need to like our videos. If you don't like them don't buy them. But don't urge others to break the law.

- "bizarre prices"
$15 for a 15 minute clip is perfectly normal. In fact, most ballbusting clips at clips4sale cost more. Bizarre?! Are you kidding me?!

-  "it's two guys trying to make money"
Yes! Toby and Fluffy are professionals. This is their job! They are doing this to make money - and they enjoy doing their job!

- "what you are seeing is not two guys having ballbusting fun"
Again: Are you kidding me?! Obviously, they are having fun. Here's my career advice: If you think that you can't have fun while doing your job then you should start looking for a new job.

- "[These] films are produced by a blogger [whose] only intention is to make money"
Fuck you. Fuck you! How dare you! I don't make money with these clips. I spend money to make them. I have never earned a cent with my blog. I have been doing this for more than 10 years, and I have spent so much time and so much money (literally thousands of dollars!) on producing content for this blog. You might say: Well, that is your choice. And I'll reply: Yes, it is. You might say: Nobody is making you do it. And I'll reply: That's right, I'm doing it because I like it. But if you say: You are only doing this to make money, I say: FUCK YOU!

 
There, I needed to get it off my chest. I feel better now. It's funny how one person can ruin your day.

If you are unhappy with our videos you have every right to be. But don't spread lies about me! 

Instead: Make better ones. I would gladly spend money to buy them and support your work.

 

P.S.: If you want to post material from our clips please talk to me and get my permission first (alex@ballbustingboys.org).

Family jewels: Ceasefire

Here's another little story about the three generational Decker family: Colin, his father Kenneth and his grandfather Bob. Enjoy!

Previous parts:
Cock knock
Sack tap trap
Peek-a-balls

Featured in this story: Colin (click for pictures)

 
“Very impressive”, Kenneth chuckled. “What I always say: You take after your old man…”
 
Kenneth was in his early forties, a good-looking man with dark blond hair that was turning grey at the temples. He was athletic and handsome, and the sunny smile on his face made him look younger than he actually was. His youthful looks went hand in hand with his juvenile sense of humor: Right now his eyes were on the same level as the bulging package in his son’s jeans. Most dads would have just looked the other way, politely and maybe even a little embarrassed. Kenneth took the opposite approach.
 
“Oh, dad!” Colin groaned. He was 20 years old, just as handsome and athletic as his dad. In fact, he looked like a younger version of his father. “Stop staring at my crotch!”
 

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (66)

 I tried very hard - but I just can't think of a witty intro to today's video post. You know what usually helps me in this situation? Watching a few videos of guys hitting each other in the nuts for fun.

So here we go!

Let's start with a simple vid. A kick straight to the nuts - always nice, isn't it?

New poll: Ballbusting in real life - what are you into?

 

New poll - artwork created by Champ

I have created a new poll because I am curious: What are you into when it comes to real life ballbusting? Are you a buster or a bustee or both?

The poll is open until mid-April. If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page.

Thanks!

Poll results: Why do you come here?

 

Poll results (version 4) - artwork created by Champ

Last month I asked you to tell me your primary reason for visiting this blog. 329 votes were counted. Thank you to everybody who took part in the poll! 

And here are the results (multiple answers per vote were possible so the numbers add up to more than 100%):

the stories   72%
the video links collections from youtube etc.   42%
the cartoons and images   25%
the links to other ballbusting sites   20.5%
everything, really   10%
the Original Videos with Toby and Fluffy   8%
the occasional interview/Q&A with guys into ballbusting   7.5%
Other   2% 

That is a very interesting result. Frankly, I didn't expect it to be like this. When I look at the page impression numbers it looks like the video links posts (in general) get more clicks than the stories. Now it seems like the overwhelming majority identifies the stories as a primary reason for visiting this blog. There are several reasons imaginable for that. You have certainly given me food for though... :-))

Thank you so much!

Video links: Cup test (6)

 

I can't say it often enough: A good cup can save your nuts from cracking. You don't want a sack full of crushed nuts after kickboxing training, do you? You don't want a squishy bag of creamy peanut butter after playing football with your friends, do you? You don't want your precious jewels turned into diamond dust by an errant baseball, do you? You don't want that juicy batch of baby batter boiling in your balls ruined because of a preventable nut cup failure, do you? Do you?!?

That's what I thought. Here are some more of my favorite nut cup test videos.

Let's start with a short, sweet video. The description says it all: "When you get an opportunity to punch someone in the 🥜’s you take it. It was a good time- you should try it!" You are preaching to the choir, young man!

Video links: R/c car vs. nuts (4)

 

There is something about a remote control car heading for your crotch that makes your future kids heart jump with fright joy. 

Here are some more of my favorite videos featuring car-to-nut collisions.

Let's get the video from the screenshot above out of the way first. Let me be honest with you, my friends: It doesn't exactly qualify. It's not an r/c car. It's a boxing glove on a skateboard. But there is a some very nice testicular damage, so I hope you don't mind that I included it anyway.

Video links: Trust challenge

 

Trust between friends is important, and what says "I trust you" better than letting a buddy catch something that another buddy throws at your face, preventing a possibly disfiguring injury? I know: Letting a buddy catch something that another buddy throws at your nuts. Talk about disfuguring your kids!

Here's a collection of my favorite videos of people taking part in the awesome "trust challenge". I know, I know, there are no actual nutshots, and the videos are too similar to come up with funny lines for every single one of them - but I really enjoy the playful vibe, and I wanted to share that with you. :-))

Kick war (Mark meets Phil)

Special thanks to Tommy for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who enjoys creating mean machines!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Artwork created by Champ

Featured in this story: Phil (click for pictures)

It was a classic moment, one that has happened to almost everybody who ever played soccer.
 
“Damn that’s gotta hurt!”
 
“Right in the junk!”
 
“Peanut butter time!”
 
Mark’s team mates were roaring with laughter as they tried to one-up each other with hilarious comments about the state of Mark’s reproductive organs after he had received a soccer ball straight into the groin.
 
Mark was 18 years old, a handsome young man of white and Hispanic ancestry, fit but slim like most soccer players, with very muscular legs. He was popular and well-liked in the team, a competitive guy with a great sense of humor.
 

Video links: Sack taps and dick slaps (21)

Sack taps are the icing on the cake that is male bonding. I seriously think that more male friendships have been solidified by friendly smacks in the sacks that by deep, instrospective talk. Yep. Testicles do that to you.

Here are some more of my favorite sack tap clips.

Let's start with the source of the screenshot above. The members of the British youtube supergroup Sidemen are always good for a nutshot or two (remember their fun little game of cornhole?). Here they are with a funny little task in a weird game of trivial pursuit. Skip to the 1 hour mark for two awesome nutshots. My favorite part is the gleeful reaction from everybody in the room. Hilarious!