Video links: Sack taps and dick slaps (18)

 

A wise man once said: "A sack tap brings joy to (almost) everybody involved."

Here are some more of my favorite smacks to sacks.

Let's start with a nasty surprise sack tap to a young man who is doing something called "the cramp challenge". Frankly, I have no idea what that is - but I guess it's a win when our protagonist sinks to the ground in pain. He left himself open to a sack attack, and his buddy seized his chance. That's the way it works...

The B Factor - Season 2: The Lucky Dozen - Elimination poll #1

Here we go, guys! The Lucky Dozen is chosen, and The B Factor - Season 2 starts right now!

In the past few weeks, you have voted for your favorite celebrities. From more than 100 candidates you chose the top ten, and my friend and co-creator of the B Factor picked one more candidate each.

Almost 4,000 votes were counted. Thanks to everybody who took part in the poll!

And here are the results*:

* More than one answer per person was possible. The percentage number is calculated by using the total of voters, not votes. That's why the shares add up to more than 100%.

The Top Ten:
Nick Jonas (The Jonas Brothers, Goat)   39%
KJ Apa (Riverdale)   34%
Chris Pratt (Jurassic World, Guardians of the Galaxy)   32%
Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool)   30%
Henry Cavill (The Witcher)   29%
Taron Egerton (Kingsman)   28%
Chris Hemsworth (Thor)   27%
Dave Franco (Neighbors, Nerve)   25%
Dylan O'Brien (The Maze Runner, Teen Wolf)   23%
Josh Hutcherson (The Hunger Games)   23%

Jason's choice:
Louis Tomlinson

Alex' choice:
Channing Tatum

You find the rest of the results at the bottom of this post.

Jason has created a wonderful video introducing this year's contestants. Have a look:

So let's get things started!

We'll kick things off with our traditional first question: Who has the biggest dick?

Vote for your favorite in our new poll which closes on Tuesday. The contestant with the fewest votes will be eliminated and punished for his loss.

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Here are the results for the candidates who didn't make it into the Top Ten:

Video links: Pool balls

 

Playing pool is fun. Playing pool with your buddy's balls is AWESOME!

Here are some of my favorite videos featuring guys putting their balls on a pool table.

Let me introduce you to a brave young man who puts his balls on the line for his buddies' entertainment. I love the cameraman's commentary: "We got one ball right here, and we got a set of balls right here. [...] It hit the tip! That's two point for the tip!" Hilarious!

Ninjas go nuts (Yuri meets Logan)

Special thanks to Yuri for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who enjoys film fights) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Artwork created by Champ

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)
 
“Ooooh, this is exciting!” Yuri smiled, his eyes sparkling with joy. He was 18 years old, a handsome young man with natural good looks and a friendly smile. Born in Eastern Europe, Yuri had moved to the US with his parents 14 years ago. Now he was a high school senior at Bartlet High, a good student with an interest in combat sports.
 
He shared that interest with Logan, another 18 year old. Blond and blue-eyed, Logan was an All-American boy, attractive and charming, popular with teachers and students alike.
 
“Oh yeah, awesome!” Logan smiled back at Yuri, and the two young men high-fived.
 
Their teacher had just announced that they were partnered for a class project. The assignment left a lot of room for creativity: They had to create a short film, 4-5 minutes, about a subject of their choosing.
 
“We’re gonna create a masterpiece!” Yuri exclaimed. He raised his hand for another high-five but Logan went low instead, delivering a perfect sack tap to Yuri’s bulge.
 
“Ouch! Right in the masterpiece!” Logan quipped as Yuri doubled over, groaning and laughing at the same time.
 

Time off

 

Alex on vacation - artwork created by Champ

Even though the vacation that I had planned for the next two weeks is cancelled due to the coronavirus situation I have decided to take some time off nevertheless.

So I will be offline until the end of the month. My friend Jimmy, author of the incredible Gino & Jayden saga will take over the blog while I'm away.

He will publish not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but SIX new stories over the coming two weeks. I can't tell you how happy I am that Jimmy is contributing his stories to this blog!

I will be back in two weeks. And now I'm going to enjoy the leisure of my vacation at home! :-))

Have a great time and see you soon!

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (60)

With friends like these who needs birth control?

Here are some more of my favorite videos featuring guys hitting each other in the nuts for fun.

Let's start with a slow motion punch in the junk. I love the facial expressions of both the puncher and the punchee. I bet that junk really hurts now.

The B Factor - Season 2: Selection poll

 

Wow! We have gotten more than 150 suggestions for the second season of our celebrity ballbusting series The B Factor! That is so awesome, guys! Now we'll have to narrow that list down.

My friend and B Factor co-creator Jason has created the poll that you see in the right column of this blog (or at the bottom if you are using a mobile device). Now it's your turn: Vote for all your favorites. The top ten picks will make it into the next round.

The poll will be open for a few weeks.

And here's the full list of contestants (in random order):

Poll results: Comedy

 

Poll results (version 2) - artwork created by Champ

Last month I asked you to tell me your opinion about nutshots that are played for laughs. 290 votes were counted, and here are the results:

Do you enjoy ballbusting when it's played for laughs?
Fuck yeah! I love comedy nutshots!   39%
I don't like comedy nutshots very much.   33%
They are okay.   26%
Other   2%

My favorite individual answer from the Other option: "As long as the victim is the only one not laughing". LOL!

Thanks to everybody who took part in the poll!

Video links: Testicle trick shots (6)

 

 

One of the best ways to deal with a pandemic, with social distancing and with having too much time on your hands? Come up with some painful, funny, hilarious trick shots!

Here are some more of my favorite clips of guys playing tricks with their testicles.

Here is a classic example: This Is What We Do When We're Bored. Keep on keeping on, guys!

Video links: Corn nuts (6)

We have established that nutshot cornhole is the official tailgate game of this football season and I just can't get enough of guys tossing bean bags at each others' bean bags, so here we go again:

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys playing corn nuts.

Let's start with an amazing slow motion hit. I love the celebration by the guy in the background. Isn't he supposed to be the poor victim's team mate? With friends like these...

From the web: This poor cricketer got hit in the nuts THREE TIMES, and the mics caught it

 

Apparently I am not the only one who watched sports mainly for the nutshots... Here is an article from sbnation.com about a cricketer who got hit in the nuts not once, not twice but THREE TIMES.

The first clip wasn’t captured, but the second broadcast him loudly screaming “OHHHHH!” as one would expect when a bouncing cricket ball careens into your testicles at a high rate of speed. Keep in mind this was the second shot of the night.

Then it happened again.

The article has several videos and embedded tweets, and the footage is pretty funny. The commentators can barely hold it together, and the article goes on:

I don’t blame the announcers for losing it on commentary. They’re only human. Nut shots are funny enough inherently, let alone seeing the same man continue to be hit in the knackers and screaming in pain with live audio accompaniment. 

Read the full article on sbnation.com