Friendly takeover

Before I left the studio, I put my suitcase down and turned around to take one last look at what had been my world for the last two years. I couldn’t help but smile at the thoughts of those hundreds of nuts that had been crushed under my surveillance… Well, maybe not hundreds, but certainly a high double-digit number…

Last week, I had received a phone call from Germany. A childhood friend of mine needed my help and my expertise. He had started a Pay TV station targeting young males in their twenties. He had bought the rights for a couple of shows: Jackass (and a few Jackass knock-offs), Silent Library (the Skandinavian, the Spanish and the American version), Fist of Zen (the German and the British version) and a couple of others. He was successful with this but now he wanted to up the ante.

He planned on filming an adult show where the contestants would put their balls on the line, and – lo and behold – my name was the first that came to mind when there was a need for the systematic demolition of male genitalia…

I have to admit that I was flattered. I had sent my friend the links to various videos and we had a short conversation on the phone. After voicing his admiration for both style and substance of the videos – and asking warily if there had been any cases of severe damage and legal threats – he had given me the task of casting the contestants as well as directing the show. The working title – which was neither imaginative nor particularly graceful – was “Eiersalat” (translating to “Egg Salad”). We needed to find some European hotties who would be willing to drop their pants and show off their naked goodies on national TV. And let their testicles get cracked, of course. There was a lot of work to do…

Wanted: Contributors

No doubt you have noticed that it has been awfully quiet here for a long, long time... Believe me, I know how you feel. I know I would be disappointed if a site like this went quiet all of a sudden…

But there’s no denying: At the moment I just don’t have the time to write any more stories. And I’m sad to say that I have no idea if and when I will be able to pick up where I left off…

That’s why I want to ask you: Do you want to take over? Do you want to write some stories? Do you want to contribute and make a lot of people happy?

If there’s anybody out there who would like to contribute to the site, I’d be happy to change this site to a multi-author blog!

So: If you have a twisted mind, a knack for writing stories, and a bit of time, please contact me via E-Mail and we’ll work things out.

I’m sorry to expand my hiatus, but I hope there are people out there who’d like to carry on… Trust me - it's easy! You are gonna make a lot of people very happy...