Thursday, December 31, 2015
Special Guest Star: Cody Christian
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Logan and Zach (click for pictures)
Previous part: Leader of the pack
I had been looking forward to this day for a couple of weeks, ever since I got a phone call letting me know that our help was needed for a very special charity event. I am a pretty charitable person, and it was a no-brainer that we’d do everything we could.
I invited two of our most popular models to be part of it, and they gladly agreed.
So here we were, waiting for our Special Guest Star to arrive. We had heard a lot of stories about actor Cody Christian, whose career had skyrocketed due to recurring roles in the hugely successful TV shows “Pretty Little Liars” and “Teen Wolf”. Everybody agreed that Cody was a very nice young man, funny and smart, a talented actor and a diligent worker, well-liked by everybody we talked to. On top of that, he was very attractive, with a handsome face, a great body with muscles in all the right places, an awesome ass and a very intriguing package between his legs. When I asked for nude pictures, his management had demurred, but the next day I found a couple of selfies in my inbox (along with a note saying “Looking forward to Dec 31st, C.”). I have to say that I was very impressed, both by the pictures of Cody’s big, hard schlong and his huge, fat, low-hanging balls, and by Cody’s enthusiasm.
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Video links: Comedy gems (3)
Welcome to the world of pain and laughter, of boys learning what it means to be a man, and of men suddenly wishing they were women... Here are a couple of my favorite ballbusting clips from scripted TV shows, movies and web shows. And since the end of the year is right around the corner, and we have a couple of testicles that will probably expire by December 31st, each of today's clips features multiple nutshots! Yay!
The first clip (appropriately called "Nut Job" on the official Disney Movie Trailers youtube channel) features one of my favorite actors, Seth Green, who delivers an award worthy performance of a guy getting hit in the nuts. Seriously, I love the reaction. It's Oscar material! I guess the rest of the movie "Old Dogs" didn't live up to the sensational quality of this scene so Seth was snubbed. Well, have a look at it yourself, and enjoy the wonderful facial expression and the sound he makes when the pain hits him. Make sure you watch it to the end for a second nutshot and a reprise of Seth's nut pain...
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Speaking of Christmas...
I know that Christmas is over - but I'm fairly certain that it will come again in approx. 12 months. And since we're all still in that festive mood and there are still Christmas decorations all around us I thought that this was the perfect time to ask you what you want for Christmas next year.
I'm not talking about your usual wishes like a new TV set, a nice pair of socks, world peace or a female president. No, I'm talking about next year's Christmas story.
Would you like to have a new episode of Sexy Santa and his nutcrunching elves?
Here are the previous chapters in case you have missed them:
How the elves saved Christmas (2012)
Revenge of the elves (2013)
Great big balls of Christmas Magic (2014)
On a cold winter's night (2015)
And if you do: Do you have an idea for a new story?
Or do you want something different next year? A completely new story with different characters?
Tell me your wishes and I'll see what I can do. :-))
Thank you!
Friday, December 25, 2015
Sexy Santa and his nutcrunching elves: On cold winter's night
Up until yesterday I thought I wasn't able to write a Christmas story this year because my “real life” kept me very busy during the past couple of months. I tried hard not to let you feel it too much but I really struggled to find the time to write.
That's why this story is slightly shorter than Sexy Santa's previous adventures:
How the elves saved Christmas (2012)
Revenge of the elves (2013)
Great big balls of Christmas Magic (2014)
I hope you'll enjoy it nevertheless... Merry Christmas and happy holidays! :-))
Warning: Can contain traces of eggnog.
The emergency siren sounded through the silent night.
The twelve senior elves were standing in the common room on the first floor of Santa's North Pole mansion, gathered around Santa's cup. Their little felt pants were hanging around their ankles as they stroked their elven dicks to fill the cup with the special egg nog that kept Santa sexy and young and adorable.
When they heard the siren, they broke into a panic.
"What's going on?" Benjamin stammered, hastily pulling up his pants.
"Oh my god, something has happened!" Jonathan yelled, stuffing his dick into his pants.
"Oh no! Something's wrong with Santa!" Theodore cried. "I can feel it in my balls. They're all tingly!"
"Stay calm", Timothy said, fastening his belt buckle, his erection tenting his pants.
"But I can feel it in my balls!" Theodore wailed, his eyes filling with tears. "I told you, they're---"
That's why this story is slightly shorter than Sexy Santa's previous adventures:
How the elves saved Christmas (2012)
Revenge of the elves (2013)
Great big balls of Christmas Magic (2014)
I hope you'll enjoy it nevertheless... Merry Christmas and happy holidays! :-))
Warning: Can contain traces of eggnog.
The emergency siren sounded through the silent night.
The twelve senior elves were standing in the common room on the first floor of Santa's North Pole mansion, gathered around Santa's cup. Their little felt pants were hanging around their ankles as they stroked their elven dicks to fill the cup with the special egg nog that kept Santa sexy and young and adorable.
When they heard the siren, they broke into a panic.
"What's going on?" Benjamin stammered, hastily pulling up his pants.
"Oh my god, something has happened!" Jonathan yelled, stuffing his dick into his pants.
"Oh no! Something's wrong with Santa!" Theodore cried. "I can feel it in my balls. They're all tingly!"
"Stay calm", Timothy said, fastening his belt buckle, his erection tenting his pants.
"But I can feel it in my balls!" Theodore wailed, his eyes filling with tears. "I told you, they're---"
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Video links: Christmas nutcrackers (2)
Only a couple more days and it's Christmas! I hope you have bought all your presents, baked enough cookies and put the snow-chains on the tires of your car so you can spare a few minutes to lean back and enjoy a couple of festive video clips that feature jingling bells and squashed sugarplums. After sharing a couple of my favorite Christmas nutshot videos last year I thought it would be nice to make it a tradition. Here are some more Christmassy video clips to get you in the mood for the most wonderful time of the year.
The first clip is called "Cracking Nuts for Xmas" and it features a pair of bare balls and a leather belt. If that doesn't get you in the mood I don't know what does...
Monday, December 21, 2015
What's the story? (2)
Christmas is approaching fast, and on my search for ornaments, decoration and festive trinkets I found the following picture:
Now over to you: What do you think is the story behind this picture? Who is the guy whose balls are so wonderfully decorated? Has he done it himself? If not, who has? And why? And what's going to happen next?
Share your ideas by leaving a comment or by sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).
Thank you! :-))
Now over to you: What do you think is the story behind this picture? Who is the guy whose balls are so wonderfully decorated? Has he done it himself? If not, who has? And why? And what's going to happen next?
Share your ideas by leaving a comment or by sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).
Thank you! :-))
Friday, December 18, 2015
Leader of the pack
“I’ll show you who’s leader of the pack!” Cody grinned. He looked at the ceiling, spread his arms wide, opened his mouth and let out a loud howl.
There were another twenty minutes to pass until the Comic-Con Panel was about to begin, and the stars Teen Wolf were passing the time goofing around and getting warmed up for what was going to be another fun meeting with the fans. Dylan O’Brien, Tyler Posey and Cody Christian were standing together, joking and horsing around.
Cody let out another howl as Dylan and Tyler were chuckling and laughing. The three actors were good friends, and they loved to hang out together at every possible opportunity.
As Cody started howling a third time, Dylan winked at Tyler before tapping Cody in the balls with the back of his hand.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
New poll: How often do you visit this blog?
I don't know about you but I check my favorite blogs pretty often, always hoping to find something new. Sometimes I browse through the archives, sometimes I read something I've already read before. But, well, as I said, I don't know about you... :-)
That's why I have created a new poll on the right column of this blog, asking you to tell me how often you visit this blog.
The poll is open till January 15th. (If you are reading this post on your mobile device please click this link or go to the bottom of this page and choose "View web version" to vote in the poll.)
Thank you!
Poll results: Girls in m/m ballbusting stories
Last month I asked you about your opinion regarding girls in m/m ballbusting stories. It was the same question I had asked you seven years ago.
These were the results back in 2008:
There should be more of them. They can get in on the action. 34%
They can be present, but just as spectators. 36%
There shouldn’t be any girls present at all. 14%
Girls shouldn’t even be mentioned, neither by the narrator nor in direct speech. 16%
Participants: 220
Now, here are the results of our latest poll:
Monday, December 14, 2015
Video links: Game show ballbusting - UK
That nut is about to get crushed. |
The UK is world famous for its peculiarities and its quirky manners and customs, so it will come as no surprise that their game shows involve all kinds of quirky ways to hurt what Britains like to refer to as "bollocks"...
First up, we have a little clip that I found in my archives.
(Does anyone remember MarcUK's wonderful web site featuring m/m ballbusting clips? It was one of the first sites of interest back then, way before YouTube and Google and so on... Ahhh, memories...)
It has to be from the mid-Nineties or something. Apparently, there was something of a rivalry going on between two singers called Robbie Williams and Liam Gallagher. In this clip, two guys compete against each other, one representing Robbie, and the other one standing in for Liam. The host of the show hits them in the balls with golf balls. I can't say I understand the concept completely, but who am I to question a clip that features 17 precise golf ball nut shots?
Friday, December 11, 2015
Hanging around in the boxing gym (Aaron meets Ben)
Special thanks to our reader Aaron for the plot idea! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who prefers busting balls to working out!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.
Here’s Aaron’s inspiration for the story (extra special thanks for sharing these pics with us!):
Featured in this story: Ben (click for pictures)
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
The boxing gym was filled with the sound of gloved fists slamming against heavy punching bags.
“This is no fun”, Ben grunted between punches. “You told me it would be fun. But it’s not.” The 20 year old stud was shirtless, wearing a loose pair of red boxing trunks and black boxing shoes. Sweat was running down his muscular chest and his short black hair was dripping wet.
Next to him, his buddy Aaron was in much better mood. The 20 year old redhead turned to Ben and smiled. “Come on”, he grinned and playfully nudged Ben’s shoulder with his gloved fist. Like Ben, Aaron was wearing boxing trunks and boxing shoes. His body was lean and muscular, and the green fabric of his trunks contrasted sharply with the light complexion of his skin.
The big bulge in Aaron’s crotch indicated that he sported quite an impressive set of genitals – a fact that hadn’t gone unnoticed by Ben who couldn’t help but glance at Aaron’s groin now and then.
Here’s Aaron’s inspiration for the story (extra special thanks for sharing these pics with us!):
Featured in this story: Ben (click for pictures)
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
The boxing gym was filled with the sound of gloved fists slamming against heavy punching bags.
“This is no fun”, Ben grunted between punches. “You told me it would be fun. But it’s not.” The 20 year old stud was shirtless, wearing a loose pair of red boxing trunks and black boxing shoes. Sweat was running down his muscular chest and his short black hair was dripping wet.
Next to him, his buddy Aaron was in much better mood. The 20 year old redhead turned to Ben and smiled. “Come on”, he grinned and playfully nudged Ben’s shoulder with his gloved fist. Like Ben, Aaron was wearing boxing trunks and boxing shoes. His body was lean and muscular, and the green fabric of his trunks contrasted sharply with the light complexion of his skin.
The big bulge in Aaron’s crotch indicated that he sported quite an impressive set of genitals – a fact that hadn’t gone unnoticed by Ben who couldn’t help but glance at Aaron’s groin now and then.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
What's the story? (1)
We're doing something new today. It's an interactive experiment that I'd like to try with you. We'll see how it goes - and if you like it there'll be more posts like this.
I stumbled across a hot picture on the internet, and immediately my mind started working: What's the story of this hung stud whose balls are definitely in danger of getting busted real hard? Who is he? What's his name? Where is he? What is he up to? Or maybe something has just happened to him?
I thought it would be fun to turn it over to you: What do you think is the story?
Leave a comment and share your fantasy with us! Write as many words as you like - whether it's one sentence or a hundred...
Here is the picture. I'm very curious about your thoughts! :-))
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Email problems
Apparently there’s a problem with my email address.
It seems like alex@ballbustingboys.org doesn’t always work. If you’re having problems reaching me try alexander.nehling@gmx.net. And if that doesn't work as well leave a comment so I can get in touch with you... :-)
I have added my contact information to the left column of this blog as well. (If you are reading this post on your mobile device please click this link or go to the bottom of this page and choose "View web version" to see the full version of the blog.)
Thanks!
Monday, December 7, 2015
Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (17) - Foosball Edition
I don't know about you but I've never quite warmed to the game of foosball. Maybe it's just that I'm not terribly good at it - or maybe it's the fear of getting whacked in the babymakers by my opponent. Whatever the reason, the following guys show clearly have no fear and bravely line their goolies up with the dangerous handle. The results are painful - and hilarious!
Here are my favorite clips featuring guys getting hit in the balls while playing foosball.
Friday, December 4, 2015
BB Academy: Pleasure and pain
Previous parts:
Footwear study
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Erik and the twins (click for pictures)
Running a niche porn company is a pretty hard business. Sure, it’s great fun to shoot videos and see your models perform, but when push comes to shove it’s about making money.
One of the huge disadvantages of running a ballbusting site is that you have to deal with a lot of downtime. Unfortunately, testicles need time to heal, and most models don’t last more than an hour before they break down and cry for their mommy.
That’s why I was very pleased when I received a proposal to put our resources, our studio, our cameras and our models’ testicles to good use during the time that we weren’t filming for the website.
The renowned Institute of Testicular Agony (ITA), one of the leading research centers in the field of Male Studies, decided to work with us to explore the mysteries of the male reproductive system. Before the start of our collaboration, the scientists had conducted the experiments on themselves, until their spouses and partners had voiced their discontent.
For us, it was an assignment that was going to bring us a lot of money and prestige. And our first task had been a huge success, revolutionizing the footwear industry.
Footwear study
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Erik and the twins (click for pictures)
Running a niche porn company is a pretty hard business. Sure, it’s great fun to shoot videos and see your models perform, but when push comes to shove it’s about making money.
One of the huge disadvantages of running a ballbusting site is that you have to deal with a lot of downtime. Unfortunately, testicles need time to heal, and most models don’t last more than an hour before they break down and cry for their mommy.
That’s why I was very pleased when I received a proposal to put our resources, our studio, our cameras and our models’ testicles to good use during the time that we weren’t filming for the website.
The renowned Institute of Testicular Agony (ITA), one of the leading research centers in the field of Male Studies, decided to work with us to explore the mysteries of the male reproductive system. Before the start of our collaboration, the scientists had conducted the experiments on themselves, until their spouses and partners had voiced their discontent.
For us, it was an assignment that was going to bring us a lot of money and prestige. And our first task had been a huge success, revolutionizing the footwear industry.
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
No comment?
I have been wondering for quite some time about a phenomenon that I can’t seem to get my head around. Maybe you can help me with this.
This blog has more than 1,500 pageviews on an average day (sometimes it’s 2,000, sometimes it’s 1,000, but it’s usually around the 1,500 mark), and my stories on average get three or four comments from readers.
There are some stories that don’t fit the pattern. When we’re looking at 2015 stories, there are some that stand out because they get a lot more or a lot less comments than the average story – and, frankly, most of the times I have no idea why.
Of course I won’t complain about stories getting lots of comments that I didn’t think were very special. I just accept that I was wrong... :-)
It’s the stories that didn’t get any comments at all that I’m thinking about, and I’d like to find out why. Is it just that these stories don’t hit a nerve? Are they badly written or repetitive or clumsily plotted or do they have a bad title or feature characters that you don’t care about?
Here are the 2015 stories that I’m talking about. As of today none of these got any comments from a reader:
Monday, November 30, 2015
Video links: Nadverts (6)
Today's look at ballbusting commercials teach us a very strong lesson: Cobbler, stick to your trade. ... Little boys shouldn't pretend to be tough, baseball players shouldn't flirt with women, pick-up artists shouldn't try to dance, firemen shouldn't try to pole dance, and Olympic swimmers should never go near remote-controlled speedboats.
Of course, the guys in the following commercials do it anyway - and they pay dearly...
Friday, November 27, 2015
Winning feels so fucking good (Chris meets Brandon and Cal)
Special thanks to our reader Chris for the plot idea! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves a nice, hard ballbusting competition!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Brandon and Cal (click for pictures)
When the swim team’s training had ended, most of the team members had left the building. Only three team members were left in the pool, swimming a couple of additional laps.
One by one, they got out of the pool, their athletic bodies dripping with water, their skimpy white speedos clinging to their impressive packages. The water gave the thin white fabric a see-through quality, and their fat dicks and big balls were on full display.
The color of the swimming trunks contrasted nicely with Cal’s ebony skin. Cal’s massive cock was straining the fabric, looking like a lazy snake sleeping next to his almost ridiculously oversized balls. The 22 year old stud was tall and handsome, with the perfect swimmer’s build, just like his buddies Brandon and Chris.
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Brandon and Cal (click for pictures)
When the swim team’s training had ended, most of the team members had left the building. Only three team members were left in the pool, swimming a couple of additional laps.
One by one, they got out of the pool, their athletic bodies dripping with water, their skimpy white speedos clinging to their impressive packages. The water gave the thin white fabric a see-through quality, and their fat dicks and big balls were on full display.
The color of the swimming trunks contrasted nicely with Cal’s ebony skin. Cal’s massive cock was straining the fabric, looking like a lazy snake sleeping next to his almost ridiculously oversized balls. The 22 year old stud was tall and handsome, with the perfect swimmer’s build, just like his buddies Brandon and Chris.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (16)
Let's say your nephew is coming to visit you, and you want to spend some time with him and have some fun. What's the first thing that comes to your mind? Setting up a nutcrunching contraption to make sure he'll walk funny when he goes back to his parents, right?
Monday, November 23, 2015
Video links: Game show ballbusting - USA (3)
I just stumbled across two wonderful clips (one of them has just been released a couple of days ago) so I spontaneously decided to write this little post even though I had originally planned to publish something else today...
Broke A$$ Game Show is a re-invention of MTV's classic show I bet you will (take a look at highlights from that show here and here). The concept is simple: People do stupid, ridiculous and sometimes painful things to win money while their friends and random strangers cheer them on and indulge in schadenfreude.
In season one, they had skit called Nuthin' but nut, featuring guys throwing basketballs at their buddy's crotch by making a contestant strap a basketball backboard over his nuts.
Friday, November 20, 2015
A little secret
This story features a new character that first appeared in Leif’s too short.
Featured in this story: Ben, Colin and Kev (click for pictures)
“Hey guys”, Colin said matter-of-factly and fell into an old mustard armchair that looked like it had been forgotten in the dorm’s basement in the seventies. The 20 year old stud had his eyes fixed on his phone and continued swiping the touchscreen. He was shirtless, wearing just a pair of sweat pants. His blond hair looked ruffled, as if he had just gotten out of bed after a very long sleep.
His dorm buddies stared at him.
Except for the hair color – Ben’s hair was black and Kev’s was brown – they looked very similar to Colin. Both of them were shirtless and wearing baggy sweat pants, and their naked upper bodies were as athletic and muscular as Colin’s.
“Where the fuck have you been?” Kev said after a little while.
Featured in this story: Ben, Colin and Kev (click for pictures)
“Hey guys”, Colin said matter-of-factly and fell into an old mustard armchair that looked like it had been forgotten in the dorm’s basement in the seventies. The 20 year old stud had his eyes fixed on his phone and continued swiping the touchscreen. He was shirtless, wearing just a pair of sweat pants. His blond hair looked ruffled, as if he had just gotten out of bed after a very long sleep.
His dorm buddies stared at him.
Except for the hair color – Ben’s hair was black and Kev’s was brown – they looked very similar to Colin. Both of them were shirtless and wearing baggy sweat pants, and their naked upper bodies were as athletic and muscular as Colin’s.
“Where the fuck have you been?” Kev said after a little while.
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Video links: Comedy gems (2)
What would comedy be without guys getting hit in the nuts? Not funny, that's for sure. Here are a couple of my favorite nutshot scenes from comedy movies, TV or web shows.
Even funnier than men getting hit where it hurts are bullies getting hit where it hurts. Here's a scene from the US movie "The Warrior's Way" featuring three pairs of teenage testicles getting crushed by a little person. Make sure you turn the sound up for this - the crunching of nuts has never sounded so good...
Monday, November 16, 2015
New poll: Girls in m/m ballbusting stories
Girls usually don’t play a big part in my stories. Since most of the male characters are straight, they sometimes talk about girls. But while there are some recurring female characters (like Logan’s on-again-off-again girlfriend Ashley) girls rarely appear in the stories, and when they do they usually don’t get in on the action.
A couple of years ago I asked you about your opinion regarding girls in m/m ballbusting stories, and I thought it would be fun to see if the opinion has changed.
So I’ve created a new poll on the right column of this blog. Please tell me your opinion! The poll is open till December 15th. (If you are reading this post on your mobile device please click this link or go to the bottom of this page and choose "View web version" to vote in the poll.)
Poll results: Special Guest Star 4
The polls are closed and the votes have been counted. And we have a winner.
After you sent us your suggestions and we narrowed down the field, we asked you to choose our next Special Guest Star from the four top rated entrants from the first poll. An amazing 400 people voted, and here are the results:
Chris Evans 10%
Tom Daley 16%
Grant Gustin and Colton Haynes 27%
Cody Christian 47%
So Cody Christian will join the ranks of Ryan Phillippe, Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner and meet the Ballbusting Boys as our next Special Guest Star.
I have seen Cody Christian in a couple of things but I have no idea what he is like in private. Is he a fun guy? Or does he come across as arrogant? What do you think he’ll do when he comes to see the Ballbusting Boys? If you have any ideas for the story, anything you’d like to see, please let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).
Friday, November 13, 2015
Dirty dancers (Jack meets David and Parker)
Special thanks to our reader Jack for the plot idea! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who routinely falls in love with the wrong guys!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.
Previous parts of the "Love hurts" storyline:
Panic reaction
Date night
Man in the middle
Just deserts
Deep inside
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: David and Parker (click for pictures)
“So why do you want to meet with him in the first place?” Parker asked, keeping his eyes on the road. The weather was great and he loved driving his 80’s VW beetle convertible. Others called it a pile of junk, and admittedly it wasn’t in a very good shape, but Parker just loved the car. A tattered straw cap sat on top of the cute 21 year old’s flaming red hair, and he was wearing a tight tank top with tiger print and cut-off red jeans. He was driving barefoot, his leather sandals lying on the backseat of the car.
In the passenger seat, Parker’s boyfriend David was playing with his iPhone.
They were an odd couple. Parker’s campy, colorful clothing stood in stark contrast to the monochromatic palette of David’s clothes. The 19 year old dancer was wearing black dress shoes, tight-fitting black trousers and a smart black shirt that looked like it had been painted onto his bare skin. Despite the heat and less than airy clothing, there was not a bead of sweat on David’s pale face, and his black hair was styled perfectly.
“David?” Parker said.
“What?” David snapped without looking up.
Parker chuckled. David was in one of his moods again. “I asked you something.”
David let out a deep sigh and rolled his eyes before turning to Parker. “Okay, you want to talk about Jack? Let’s talk about Jack. He’s the second best dancer I know.”
“The best one being you, of course”, Parker chuckled.
Previous parts of the "Love hurts" storyline:
Panic reaction
Date night
Man in the middle
Just deserts
Deep inside
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: David and Parker (click for pictures)
“So why do you want to meet with him in the first place?” Parker asked, keeping his eyes on the road. The weather was great and he loved driving his 80’s VW beetle convertible. Others called it a pile of junk, and admittedly it wasn’t in a very good shape, but Parker just loved the car. A tattered straw cap sat on top of the cute 21 year old’s flaming red hair, and he was wearing a tight tank top with tiger print and cut-off red jeans. He was driving barefoot, his leather sandals lying on the backseat of the car.
In the passenger seat, Parker’s boyfriend David was playing with his iPhone.
They were an odd couple. Parker’s campy, colorful clothing stood in stark contrast to the monochromatic palette of David’s clothes. The 19 year old dancer was wearing black dress shoes, tight-fitting black trousers and a smart black shirt that looked like it had been painted onto his bare skin. Despite the heat and less than airy clothing, there was not a bead of sweat on David’s pale face, and his black hair was styled perfectly.
“David?” Parker said.
“What?” David snapped without looking up.
Parker chuckled. David was in one of his moods again. “I asked you something.”
David let out a deep sigh and rolled his eyes before turning to Parker. “Okay, you want to talk about Jack? Let’s talk about Jack. He’s the second best dancer I know.”
“The best one being you, of course”, Parker chuckled.
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (15) - Nutball Edition
I know, I know, I know - we've already had a Nutball Edition in our "Boys just wanna have fun" series. But that seems like ages ago (well, almost six months to be precise)...
You know, nutball might just be the most challenging and intense sport known to mankind. It requires precision and strength, courage and boldness, good aim and bad judgment. But most of all, it requires balls.
Here are a few more of my favorite videos featuring guys throwing balls at each others' nuts.
Monday, November 9, 2015
BB Academy: Your ideas
On Friday, I published a new story based on an anonymous reader’s idea: BB Academy is all about experiments. In association with the renowned Institute of Testicular Agony (ITA), we aspire to find out everything about the funny little things that are the human testicles.
Do you like the idea? Do you think we should continue? Or do you think it's boring and we shouldn't turn the story into a series?
If you like the premise and want us to continue, we need your ideas: Is there anything you would like the boys to try out? Are there any experiments that you’d like to see? Is there any question that you’d like us to answer by trying it out? It’s all highly scientific of course, and we’ll certainly try to be as diligent and strict as possible without actually cracking a nut.
I you have a suggestion let us know. And if you have an idea about who you’d like to see in the experiment feel free to tell us the names of the models.
Submit your suggestion by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).
On behalf of the Institute of Testicular Agony and the entire scientific community we thank you very much for your input!
Friday, November 6, 2015
BB Academy: Footwear study
Thanks to an anonymous reader for the idea for this story.
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Zach,,Kev and Simon (click for pictures)
“I love science”, Zach said. “I really do! It’s just so damn complicated sometimes.”
The muscular 20 year old blond was bare naked, his huge dick and big, plump balls dangling between his thighs.
I nodded slowly. “Yeah, I know.”
Zach scratched his head. “Like, you know, gravity? Whoa. That’s some tough shit.”
“But it’s fascinating, right?” Simon chimed in. He adjusted his horn-rimmed glasses and smiled. “Just look at your nuts.” The 23 year old geek pointed at Zach’s crotch.
Zach scratched his pubes and looked down. “What about them?”
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Video links: Nadverts (5)
Today we'll have a look at commercials for depilation cream, potato chips, soft tissues, insurances, and lemonade. What do those products have in common, you may ask? Well, apparently they all sell better if they are associated with testicular trauma...
First up, we have a hot doctor and a patient with a leg cast. Any idea what will happen next?
Friday, October 30, 2015
Zach’s education: Detention! (Micky meets Logan and his friends)
Special thanks to Micky for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who can't help but wonder why his own high school isn't more like Bartlet High!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.
Previous parts of "Zach's education":
Volunteer
Lesson 1: The erection
Lesson 2: The "blue balls" phenomenon
Lesson 3: The ejaculation
Lesson 4: The prostate
Lesson 5: Phase of practical involvement
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)
Micky ran his hand through his ginger hair and smiled at Logan. “Thank you so much for doing this”, he said softly. “I’ve been looking forward to it for weeks.”
“Oh, come on, it’s nothing”, Logan said, leaning back in his chair. “It’s not your fault that you missed class, right?”
Micky smiled shyly. Like Logan, he was 18 years old. His skin was pale and soft, and he was wearing jeans and a tight-fitting t-shirt that made him look even slimmer and taller than he really was.
Logan stretched his arms and smiled back at Micky. “It’ll be good for you. It’s good to know stuff about sex and all that.”
Previous parts of "Zach's education":
Volunteer
Lesson 1: The erection
Lesson 2: The "blue balls" phenomenon
Lesson 3: The ejaculation
Lesson 4: The prostate
Lesson 5: Phase of practical involvement
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)
Micky ran his hand through his ginger hair and smiled at Logan. “Thank you so much for doing this”, he said softly. “I’ve been looking forward to it for weeks.”
“Oh, come on, it’s nothing”, Logan said, leaning back in his chair. “It’s not your fault that you missed class, right?”
Micky smiled shyly. Like Logan, he was 18 years old. His skin was pale and soft, and he was wearing jeans and a tight-fitting t-shirt that made him look even slimmer and taller than he really was.
Logan stretched his arms and smiled back at Micky. “It’ll be good for you. It’s good to know stuff about sex and all that.”
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Video links: Comedy gems (1)
People have laughed for as long as man exists - mainly because right from the start, "man" had these funny little vulnerable things dangling between his legs, and I'm pretty sure that even back in the day when "entertainment" meant sitting in a cave and staring at drawings on the wall, the "hit in the dangly bits" was a staple of stone-age comedy.
Thank god we've evolved a bit since then, and I don't have to show you funny cave drawings... Instead, I'm gonna introduce you to my favorite scenes from TV, web shows and movies that derive their humor from watching a guy deal with testicular trauma.
Today, we'll be looking at
First up is Zac Efron. Seriously, is there anything funnier than seeing Zac Efron get hit in the nuts with a baseball? He really sells it, too, and I love the way he whispers "Strike!" while writhing on the ground in agony...
Monday, October 26, 2015
Video links: If you're happy and you know it clap your balls
Judging from the sound their balls make, the guys in the following video clips have A LOT to be happy about... (Make sure to turn the sound up.)
Friday, October 23, 2015
Leif’s too short
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Ben, Erik and Kev (click for pictures)
“He’ll be here any minute”, Kev said. “You’ll love him! He’s a fucking god, and he’s hung like a horse!”
It was a hot summer day, and the 20 year old stud was shirtless, wearing a pair of short baggy pants that were hanging very low, exposing the muscular jock’s hip bones and some of his pubic hair.
I wiped my forehead. Sure, we were always looking for new models but today didn’t seem like a perfect day for a casting session. It was an extraordinarily hot day, and our air conditioning was broken. Sweat was running down my back. It was only noon, and yet I felt like I needed a shower.
But apparently Kev’s friend had been very eager, so we were going to go through with this.
Leif was an exchange student from Sweden. I had seen his pictures, and he had the looks for a supermodel career. He was 19 years old, with pale skin, beautiful blue eyes, medium-length blond hair and cheekbones to die for. During his time in the US, he had was living at Kev’s dorm, and I had seen a couple of snapshots of him coming out of the pool, his muscular body dripping with water. Leif had a swimmer’s build, with muscles in all the right places. In the snapshots, he was wearing a wet, very tight pair of speedos that showed off his huge bulge.
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (14)
Today's edition of "Boy just wanna have fun" features sacktaps in the kitchen, a pool table nutshot, two tomatos turned into ketchup, "the yoyo nut slap", and the extended version of "Hit in the nuts a lot!"
Friday, October 16, 2015
Just for kicks (Mark meets Phil and Kev)
Special thanks to Mark for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves fun and sex and pain and cum!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Kev and Phil (click for pictures)
“Here we are, boys”, Mark grinned and placed two six-packs of beer on the table. He grabbed a chair and sat down, straddling it. He was a handsome young man, 25 years old, with blond hair and a stubble, looking a bit like movie star Ryan Gosling. After spending some years as a semi-pro soccer player, the young Scotsman was now working as a fitness instructor. And it showed. His body was lean and muscular, and he looked hot in his tight t-shirt and sweat pants.
“Awesome!” Kev chuckled and grabbed a can of beer. The 20 year old opened the can and took a big gulp.
“Mark, you’re my hero”, Phil said, reaching for the six-pack. The 18 year old redhead raised his beercan. “To helping hands.”
The three boys laughed and emptied their beercans.
Soon, they had finished the two six-packs and Mark went out to get some more beer. When he returned, he found the two boys engaged in a heated argument.
“No fucking way”, Kev shook his head emphatically.
“Oh, shut up! You weren’t there!” Phil replied. “Nineteen bloody times!”
“No fucking way!” Kev insisted.
Mark let out a laugh, supplying Phil and Kev with beer before opening a can for himself. “What the hell is going on here?!”
“That little shit tries to convince me that he took nineteen fucking kicks to the nuts without flinching”, Kev chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief.
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Kev and Phil (click for pictures)
“Here we are, boys”, Mark grinned and placed two six-packs of beer on the table. He grabbed a chair and sat down, straddling it. He was a handsome young man, 25 years old, with blond hair and a stubble, looking a bit like movie star Ryan Gosling. After spending some years as a semi-pro soccer player, the young Scotsman was now working as a fitness instructor. And it showed. His body was lean and muscular, and he looked hot in his tight t-shirt and sweat pants.
“Awesome!” Kev chuckled and grabbed a can of beer. The 20 year old opened the can and took a big gulp.
“Mark, you’re my hero”, Phil said, reaching for the six-pack. The 18 year old redhead raised his beercan. “To helping hands.”
The three boys laughed and emptied their beercans.
Soon, they had finished the two six-packs and Mark went out to get some more beer. When he returned, he found the two boys engaged in a heated argument.
“No fucking way”, Kev shook his head emphatically.
“Oh, shut up! You weren’t there!” Phil replied. “Nineteen bloody times!”
“No fucking way!” Kev insisted.
Mark let out a laugh, supplying Phil and Kev with beer before opening a can for himself. “What the hell is going on here?!”
“That little shit tries to convince me that he took nineteen fucking kicks to the nuts without flinching”, Kev chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief.
Thursday, October 15, 2015
Final poll: Special Guest Star 4
Our search for the next Special Guest Star continues!
A couple of weeks ago I asked you to vote for your favorite in a poll that included all the suggestions that had been sent in by readers. More than 700 votes have been counted – which means we have a new record for this blog! Yay! Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll!
And here are the results (more than one answer was possible):
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Video links: New balls please!
Tennis is a gentleman's sport. The audience watches quietly as the ball moves back and forth between the players, erupting in applause only when a point is scored. There are no hooligans, no anthems, no drunken fans taunting the opponent's supporters with dirty and abusive chants. There's no blood, no broken bones, no grandstanding. And the winner gets handed his trophy in a boring ceremony, usually by the Duke of Kent.
That's why watching a tennis player get smashed in the wedding tackle by an errant ball is so incredibly funny.
The first clip I want to share with you features Andy Murray hitting Jo-Wilfried Tsonga "in a very vulnerable spot" as the commentator puts it before chuckling and adding "He didn't mean it. But it was effective...". Listen closely at the 0:34 mark when a jokester yells "New balls please!" and the audience erupts in laughter and applause...
Monday, October 12, 2015
Fun and games: Soggy biscuit
Thanks to an anonymous reader who came up with the idea for this story.
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Ben, Brandon, Cal, Danny, David, Kev, Leo, Logan, Parker, Phil, Sammy, Simon, Tristan, the twins and Zach (click for pictures)
“Umm”, Zach scratched his head. “This is not what I think it is, right?”
I chuckled. “It’s precisely what you think it is, Zach – and more…”
The rest of the boys laughed.
I had asked all of our models and a few of our regular guests to come to the studio for a little party.
Everybody was here: hot swimmer Cal and his best friend Brandon, muscular jock Kev and his buddy Ben, skaterboy Leo and his friends Tristan and Sammy, star soccer player Phil, actor Danny and his brother David, the twins Michael and Will and their friend Parker, geeky bespectacled Simon, high school wrestler Logan, and – of course – horse-hung stud Zach.
They were standing in a circle around a little round table. On the table, on a small plate, I had placed a cinnamon roll, the designated target for what was going to be a cumfest of epic proportions.
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Ben, Brandon, Cal, Danny, David, Kev, Leo, Logan, Parker, Phil, Sammy, Simon, Tristan, the twins and Zach (click for pictures)
“Umm”, Zach scratched his head. “This is not what I think it is, right?”
I chuckled. “It’s precisely what you think it is, Zach – and more…”
The rest of the boys laughed.
I had asked all of our models and a few of our regular guests to come to the studio for a little party.
Everybody was here: hot swimmer Cal and his best friend Brandon, muscular jock Kev and his buddy Ben, skaterboy Leo and his friends Tristan and Sammy, star soccer player Phil, actor Danny and his brother David, the twins Michael and Will and their friend Parker, geeky bespectacled Simon, high school wrestler Logan, and – of course – horse-hung stud Zach.
They were standing in a circle around a little round table. On the table, on a small plate, I had placed a cinnamon roll, the designated target for what was going to be a cumfest of epic proportions.
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Taking a break
After 15 months that saw at least one new story each and every week (yay!) I'm going to take a little break and enjoy a little time away from this blog. But don't worry, I'll be back in a month or so with more hot, nut-crunching stories.
In the meantime I guess you could catch up on some stories you might have missed in the past couple of months. Use the story index at the top of this page right below the header/banner to browse through the stories without having to go through the blog's timeline. There are more than 500 stories on this blog - I'm sure you'll find one that you didn't read when I first published it on this blog. :-))
I'm especially proud of my most recent collaborations with some awesome writers that I admire very much. So if you haven't read them yet, make sure to check them out, and leave a comment if you like them:
Deep inside (collaboration with BBustingFanboy)
From stud to dud (collaboration with Chadfan)
Lucky Charms (Towel Boy II) (collaboration with Nicholas)
If you like a story, if you have a suggestion or an idea, if you want to talk about your favorite character or share your thoughts about your favorite story, drop me a line (alex@ballbustingboys.org) or leave a comment - I really appreciate your feedback and I promise I'll answer when I'm back!
And don't forget to vote for the next Special Guest Star in the poll in the right column of this blog. As of right now, 300 votes have been cast already (which is absolutely awesome!) and there are three candidates at the top with more than 30% each: Cody Christian, Chris Evans and the "Arsenal/The Flash Special" combination of Grant Gustin and Colton Haynes. Hot on their heels are Tom Daley and Justin Bieber.
So let your voice be heard and cast your vote! The polls are open until October, 15th. (If you are reading this post on your mobile device please click this link or go to the bottom of this page and choose "View web version" to vote in the poll.)
See you in a month!
Oh, and here's a little peek at some of the things that I'm working on right now...
Friday, September 11, 2015
Favored to lose (Carlos meets Ben and Kev)
Special thanks to Carlos for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who enjoys a nice ballbusting competition!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Ben and Kev (click for pictures)
“Forty-one! Forty-two!” Carlos watched the two muscular studs, a huge grin on his handsome face. The 19 year old Latino was athletic and handsome. Not only had he a perfect swimmer’s body, a full head of black hair and a strikingly handsome face, he also sported a very impressive bulge in his sweat pants. He was shirtless, his muscular chest and six-pack abs on full display.
He was sitting on a bench, watching Kev and Ben who were doing push-ups in front of him.
“Come on”, he grinned, “show me what you got! Fifty-eight! Fifty-nine!”
Kev and Ben were panting and grunting with effort. They were 20 years old, two All-American jocks with strong, powerful bodies and muscles in all the right places.
Their arms were shaking as they both were on the verge of giving up. But the stakes were high in this competition: Carlos was the judge, and he dealt out the punishment, coming up with increasingly painful ways to hurt the two jocks’ manhoods.
Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Featured in this story: Ben and Kev (click for pictures)
“Forty-one! Forty-two!” Carlos watched the two muscular studs, a huge grin on his handsome face. The 19 year old Latino was athletic and handsome. Not only had he a perfect swimmer’s body, a full head of black hair and a strikingly handsome face, he also sported a very impressive bulge in his sweat pants. He was shirtless, his muscular chest and six-pack abs on full display.
He was sitting on a bench, watching Kev and Ben who were doing push-ups in front of him.
“Come on”, he grinned, “show me what you got! Fifty-eight! Fifty-nine!”
Kev and Ben were panting and grunting with effort. They were 20 years old, two All-American jocks with strong, powerful bodies and muscles in all the right places.
Their arms were shaking as they both were on the verge of giving up. But the stakes were high in this competition: Carlos was the judge, and he dealt out the punishment, coming up with increasingly painful ways to hurt the two jocks’ manhoods.
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
You want Varsity, don’t ya son?
I wrote this story with my friend Champ who created the awesome piece of art below. Thank you so much, Champ, for your awesome ideas! I can't tell you how much I enjoyed our collaboration!
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Issac took a deep breath and knocked on the door.
“Come in!” came a deep, loud voice from inside.
The 19 year old college freshman scratched his tousled, practice-matted blond hair and opened the door. He was wearing a tight blue wrestling singlet that did very little to conceal his sweaty, muscular body and especially the young stud’s massive equipment that was putting a strain on the flimsy, shiny fabric. The distinct bulges of two heavy, fat eggs and a stunningly thick and long tube of meat were clearly visible. Isaac was a prime example of budding manhood, a hot and horny teenager with great looks and a perfect body – but right now, as he entered the office, Isaac felt like a little boy…
Isaac opened the door and walked in, his huge package bumping from side to side with every step. The sun was shining through the window where Coach was sitting in a chair behind a big, wooden desk.
“Coach”, Isaac mumbled, absentmindedly tugging at his singlet, making his equipment shift around.
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Issac took a deep breath and knocked on the door.
“Come in!” came a deep, loud voice from inside.
The 19 year old college freshman scratched his tousled, practice-matted blond hair and opened the door. He was wearing a tight blue wrestling singlet that did very little to conceal his sweaty, muscular body and especially the young stud’s massive equipment that was putting a strain on the flimsy, shiny fabric. The distinct bulges of two heavy, fat eggs and a stunningly thick and long tube of meat were clearly visible. Isaac was a prime example of budding manhood, a hot and horny teenager with great looks and a perfect body – but right now, as he entered the office, Isaac felt like a little boy…
Isaac opened the door and walked in, his huge package bumping from side to side with every step. The sun was shining through the window where Coach was sitting in a chair behind a big, wooden desk.
“Coach”, Isaac mumbled, absentmindedly tugging at his singlet, making his equipment shift around.
Monday, September 7, 2015
Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (13)
It's common knowledge that puberty is painful. Especially for boys. But the most painful thing isn't finding your place in the world or struggling with your parents or experiencing love for the first time - no, it's coming to terms with the vulnerability of those dangly things between your legs. Blessed are those who have good friends who show them how much those pesky little testicles can really hurt...
Daniel and Jesse, the guys in today's first video, are prime examples: Those two guys know everything about pain.
Friday, September 4, 2015
Deep inside
This story is the result of a collaboration between BBustingFanboy and me. We had a great time writing this story together, and we hope you’ll enjoy it, too!
Previous parts of the "Love hurts" storyline:
Panic reaction
Date night
Man in the middle
Just deserts
In addition, there’s a reference to Top trumps: Logan, Kev, Parker and Phil
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: David, Logan and Parker (click for pictures)
Parker looked at David. “You sure you want to do this?“
“Of course”, David snarled. “Why wouldn’t I?”
Parker smiled weakly. The 21 year old gymnast looked at his boyfriend in silence for a moment. Should he tell David that he was worried about his behavior?
David had always been an arrogant asshole, and Parker had fallen in love with him even though he knew that David had an aggressive, demeaning side to him. When they became an item, David had opened up to Parker. He had told Parker things. Personal things.
That changed a couple of weeks ago, when David had been confronted by someone at his apartment. David hadn’t told Parker the details – but apparently it had been a very humiliating and degrading experience. An experience that had deeply upset David. Parker knew that deep inside David was hurt.
And he dealt with his pain the only way he knew how – acting like an arrogant asshole towards everybody, even Parker.
Previous parts of the "Love hurts" storyline:
Panic reaction
Date night
Man in the middle
Just deserts
In addition, there’s a reference to Top trumps: Logan, Kev, Parker and Phil
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: David, Logan and Parker (click for pictures)
Parker looked at David. “You sure you want to do this?“
“Of course”, David snarled. “Why wouldn’t I?”
Parker smiled weakly. The 21 year old gymnast looked at his boyfriend in silence for a moment. Should he tell David that he was worried about his behavior?
David had always been an arrogant asshole, and Parker had fallen in love with him even though he knew that David had an aggressive, demeaning side to him. When they became an item, David had opened up to Parker. He had told Parker things. Personal things.
That changed a couple of weeks ago, when David had been confronted by someone at his apartment. David hadn’t told Parker the details – but apparently it had been a very humiliating and degrading experience. An experience that had deeply upset David. Parker knew that deep inside David was hurt.
And he dealt with his pain the only way he knew how – acting like an arrogant asshole towards everybody, even Parker.
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
New poll: Special Guest Star 4
Two weeks ago, I asked you to come up with suggestions for a new Special Guest Star story, and the feedback has been amazing. I've received lots of suggestions here on the blog, by mail and on facebook.
Now it's time to choose a winner.
Here are the nominees, in alphabetical order, with three special options at the bottom:
Thanks for your feedback!
Last month I asked you to send me your feedback about the quality of this blog, and the response has been overwhelming. Thanks to everybody who sent me their opinion by leaving a comment, sending me an email, contacting me on Facebook or voting in the poll.
The poll results have been very positive, by the way:
More than fifty people voted in the poll, and this is what they said:
Do you think the quality of this blog has changed?
No, the Quality is as good as ever! Keep it up! 47%
Yes, for the better! I like your blog better than ever! 35%
Yes, for the worse, unfortunately. It used to be so much better. 14%
No, unfortunately. It could be so much better... 4%
It's great to know that an overwhelmping majority of your is happy the way it is. Of course, I'll try my very best to improve my writing and storytelling, of course.
Thank you very much for your Input!
I'm always open for suggestions, comments and criticism. Just leave a comment on this blog or send me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org). Your feedback is always greatly appreciated!
Sunday, August 30, 2015
Video links: Nadverts (4)
Not a happy sailor |
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "adidas"? Let me guess: Getting hit in the nuts. Right? Yeah, that's what I thought...
The first of today's nutshot commercials stars Michael Ballack, former captain of the German national football team. I love the way he behaves after hitting that poor chap in the nuts with a well-placed soccer ball. He pretends to be sorry, but laughs at the same time. And the laughter in the background is great, too... See for yourself:
Friday, August 28, 2015
No holes barred (Nick meets Logan)
Special thanks to Nick for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who thinks sex and ballbusting don't mix!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)
“Are you sure you’re comfortable with this?” I asked.
Logan looked at me and smiled. “Don’t worry”, the 18 year old wrestler said. He ran his hand through his short blond hair and winked at me. He must have sensed my qualms. “I mean it. Don’t worry, Alex”, he repeated.
I looked over to Logan’s opponent.
Nick was five years older than Logan. An athletic, lanky guy with ash-brown hair and a demeaning smile on his face. I knew those types. From the very start I had a bad feeling about him.
A couple of months ago, Nick had sent me an email asking for a meeting with Logan. After some back and forth, I set it up. Nick wanted to fight Logan, and he had left no doubt about what was going to happen to the loser. This was going to be a tough fight, and someone was going to get fucked.
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)
“Are you sure you’re comfortable with this?” I asked.
Logan looked at me and smiled. “Don’t worry”, the 18 year old wrestler said. He ran his hand through his short blond hair and winked at me. He must have sensed my qualms. “I mean it. Don’t worry, Alex”, he repeated.
I looked over to Logan’s opponent.
Nick was five years older than Logan. An athletic, lanky guy with ash-brown hair and a demeaning smile on his face. I knew those types. From the very start I had a bad feeling about him.
A couple of months ago, Nick had sent me an email asking for a meeting with Logan. After some back and forth, I set it up. Nick wanted to fight Logan, and he had left no doubt about what was going to happen to the loser. This was going to be a tough fight, and someone was going to get fucked.
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (12) - Cornhole Edition
This is how wikipedia defines the game of cornhole:
Cornhole, also known as Tailgate, bean bag toss, dadhole, doghouse, Baggo, or simply Bags, is a lawn game in which players take turns throwing bags of corn at a raised platform with a hole in the far end.Booooring!
But add of youthful cockiness, testosterone, a good dose of spite, and a pair of testicles - and things suddenly get interesting!
Here are my favorite clips of guys destroying rheir friends' chances of ever fathering children by hurling beanbags at their, well, beanbags.
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