Monday, November 30, 2015

Video links: Nadverts (6)

Today's look at ballbusting commercials teach us a very strong lesson: Cobbler, stick to your trade. ... Little boys shouldn't pretend to be tough, baseball players shouldn't flirt with women, pick-up artists shouldn't try to dance, firemen shouldn't try to pole dance, and Olympic swimmers should never go near remote-controlled speedboats.

Of course, the guys in the following commercials do it anyway - and they pay dearly...

First up, we have a strange little clip. The nutshot right at the end isn't hard - but I love the guy's reaction.

The following clip is a true classic. A guy, a batting machine and a very sore pair of testicles. Perfect.

We all enjoy seeing guys who think they're irresistible get taken down a peg or two. That's exactly what happens to the conceited pick-up artist in the next commercial. (Love the leopard print underwear, by the way...)

Firemen are sexy, right? We all know that. Unfortunately, the one in the next clip knows it, too because he tries his luck at pole dancing - and it doesn't end well for his testicles...

Finally, we have a clip that features American swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps having fun at the "Speedo Pace Club". They navigate little speedboats in the swimming pool, and poor Ryan Lochte gets whacked in the nuggets dead-on. The laughter in the background and Michael Phelp's reaction look very real to me. And Phelps doesn't look the least bit sorry...

Reader's picks:

Our reader Carter has found two hot commercials that feature guys getting hit in the cup. Thanks for sharing those clips with us, Carter!

What is your favorite nutshot commercial? Leave a comment or send me an email (!



Anonymous said...

The reader's choice videos are pretty good, but I really like the introductions you give the other videos, they really give it that extra something.
I think you should do individual intros to the nextset of reader's choice, if you have the time.

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback! I'm glad you like the little intros, and if time allows I'll write them for readers' picks as well from now on. :-))

Anonymous said...

Wow, an actual real life advertisement for a cup.
Too bad it did it's job so well, dude sounds like he deserved to get his crown jewels knocked up his throat.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! Yeah, cups are the best and the worst invention in the world, right?
But here's a thought: He probably wears it because he has had his crown jewels knocked up in his throat many, many, many times... ;-)

OMB Stories said...

Here's a couple of cool commercials:

Also, I'm not sure if this one actually fits the bill as a "nadvert" but it's a cute little vid from an Australian company about life from the perspective of your balls:

Alex said...

Thanks for your links! I'll include them in the next post!

Carter said...

Love the batting cage
The grunts he makes are fun to listen to
Amd I love the way he goes down so fast
Then he takes off his helmet as if that'll help

Carter said...

The swimmers are really good looking

Alex said...

Thanks for your comments, Carter! You are 100% right! :-))