Taylor Lautner leaned
back in his chair and smiled. The handsome 21 year old movie star was in the
middle of an interview that was going to be included in the Blue Ray Special
Features.
“This is one of the
best experiences of my career”, he smiled. “I mean, working with Adam Sandler
and Kevin James and Chris Rock and David Spade – it’s a dream come true! This is such a great cast, with excellent
actors, and we are having a lot of fun. This movie is going to be a masterpiece,
and I’m incredibly grateful to be a part of that.”
The lights went off
and the nerdy interviewer grinned sheepishly. “Thanks, Taylor, we---“
“Shut up, idiot”,
Taylor said with a cold smile. He adjusted the collar of his light blue shirt
and walked away. No need to spend any more time with these morons than
absolutely necessary.
He hated this movie.
Hated everything about it. How on earth had Kevin James become a movie star? Or
Adam Sandler? Two ugly, painfully unfunny has-beens who couldn’t sell a joke if
their lives depended on it. It took ages for them to get a scene right – and
when the camera wasn’t rolling they ran around ball-tapping every young man in
sight.