Friday, March 31, 2017

Family affairs: Sleepover (part 1)

Thanks to various readers for their ideas!

Previous parts:
Crazy cousins
Daddy's boy
Safety first
Good sport
Helping hand

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“Good night, boys”, Bradley mumbled, staring at the TV screen. “See you in the morning.”

Logan chuckled. “Night, dad!”

“Good night, Uncle Bradley!” Jayden and Caleb yelled in unison.

The blond, blue-eyed boys were hyper, their faces glowing with excitement.

It was just a sleepover in a tent in the garden – but to Jayden and Caleb it was a huge adventure. The two boys loved spending time with their cousin Logan, and they had been begging him for months to let them stay over.

At first, he had put them off.  It wasn’t like he didn’t enjoy his little cousins’ company – it was just that he hadn’t spent a lot of time with his girlfriend lately.

Like any 18 year old boy, Logan preferred spending his Saturday nights with his girlfriend to playing babysitter for his 10 and 12 year old cousins.

Eventually, Logan had given in.

And he had regretted his decision immediately after his cousins climbed out of Logan’s uncle’s car, when Jayden had jumped into his arms, slamming his foot into poor Logan’s crotch.

Logan had exaggerated his reaction, putting on a show for his cousins. With his eyes comically crossed and in a falsetto voice, he had complained about his crushed peanuts, eliciting riotous laughter from Jayden and Caleb, their father and Bradley.

Unfortunately, his hilarious reaction had triggered a chain reaction that ended with Logan, Bradley, and Logan’s uncle rolling around on the floor, clutching their crotches, while Jayden and Caleb had been laughing maniacally.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Video links: Money makes the balls go pwned (2)

I think it's fair to say that we're in a testicular recession. Prices for balls have never been so low.

In our last evaluation of nut prices (more than a year ago) we found prices ranging from $1 to $60 for a prime pair of testicles. That's $0,50 to $30 apiece. Quite a range, right?

Well, that was then. In our most recent study we found that prices (and balls) have plummeted to an all-time low. Maybe it's because everybody is selling, maybe it's because the bubble has finally burst and the market finally sees the male repruductive organs for what they really are: a pair of poorly sheltered and easily broken pendants, inconventiently placed at a critical juncture of the male body. They should be considered a liability rather than an asset.

It's no surprise that people are selling.

Here are some examples from the youtube, the global market leader in testicular damage.

Monday, March 27, 2017

My life as a nutcracker - part 6: Wear my work boots? (written by David Walker)

This is the sixth part of a wonderful, epic story written by our reader David Walker. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Previous parts:
Part 1: I learn how to fight
Part 2: My official introduction to ball busting
Part 3: Vince? OMG!
Part 4: The games people play
Part 5: Practicing the moves, sort of

“Hey.”  It was Jackson.  “Can you come over tonight?”


“Around 7.”

“Seth’s out with Vince, I think.”

“Good.  You’re the one I need tonight.”

Was he finally coming around to my charms?

“And wear your work boots.”

My work boots?  The fuck?

Friday, March 24, 2017

Vicious little fucker (Finn meets Logan and Zach)

Special thanks to Finn for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who likes to see hot guys in pain!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Logan and Zach (click for pictures)

“That’s him?!” Logan let out an incredulous laugh.

The 18 year old high school wrestler was walking towards his tent. He was shirtless and barefoot, wearing nothing but a skimpy pair of speedos. His muscular body was dripping with water. He had just taken a swim in the lake that was part of the campground.

His buddy Zach shot him an angry look. “Don’t stare”, he mumbled, walking faster and lowering his head. He was two years older than Logan, and he looked a bit like Logan’s older brother. Like Logan, Zach was blond and handsome, athletic and muscular. His tight speedos were bulging with a humungous dick and a big, fat pair of balls.

“Come on, that can’t be him”, Logan chuckled, taking off his sun glasses and stopping to have a look at the guy that Zach had told him about.

Zach grimaced and turned to Logan. “Let’s go. Finn doesn’t like getting stared at…”

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Video links: Kiss or kick (4)

"Kiss or kick" is a great way for young men to approach the opposite sex and get something wonderful out of it. This is how it works (in case you don't already know): Challenge a girl to a game of chance (Rock Paper Scissors is a popular way but other games work as well). If you win, the girl gives you a kiss. If she wins, you get a kick in the nuts.


It's a win-win situation: Either you get a kiss, or you get such a shock to your nervous system that kissing is the last thing on your mind.

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys playing Kiss or Kick. (Naturally, there's a lot of f/m action coming up, in case that's not your thing...)

First up we have a young man from Chile who puts his balls on the line for the 50/50 chance of snatching a kiss from a girl. We're keeping our fingers crossed...

Monday, March 20, 2017

My life as a nutcracker - part 5: Practicing the moves, sort of (written by David Walker)

This is the fifth part of a wonderful, epic story written by our reader David Walker. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Previous parts:
Part 1: I learn how to fight
Part 2: My official introduction to ball busting
Part 3: Vince? OMG!
Part 4: The games people play

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Jackson called Vince and Seth and me to his place to watch our tape and make comments about it.  I told him I had something I wanted us to watch first and pulled out Kenny’s flash drive.  It didn’t take long for Jackson to stop pouting once he saw the first ball grab.  His cock rose at near-record speed as he watched the video wrestlers.  I knew what was expected of me.  Spread ’em, Jackson, here I come.

“Oh, shit!  Oh fuckin’ shit!  Nail me good!”  I did that without taking my mouth off Jackson’s granite-hard cock.  “Harder!” he commanded.  I obeyed.  I knew where he liked it and how hard to punch.  His pre-cum spattered my tongue.  Time to add some teeth to the mix.  “Oh, fuckin’ hell.  Oh, my fuckin’ Jesus.  I’m gonna cum.  Oh, fuck!  I’m gonna cum!”  He drove my head down as his cum flooded my throat like a dam break.  I wanted to suck him dry, but he started bucking, fucking my face.  I loved that Jackson liked my blowjobs, but this was new.

He thrust his hips up in the air.  When he fell down on the cushion, his cock, big as it was, almost fell out of my mouth.  He pulled my head down again and kind of ground it around.  He was getting a little rough, which I liked.  It got me excited.  But then he started moaning and screaming again.  My god.  He was going to cum.  He lifted his hips off the chair cushion again, which seemed to me to be the perfect time for a couple fists to break his balls.  His hips crashed to the cushion and the volcano erupted.

I gave him a lollipop lick when I got my mouth off him.  Being a cocksucker has great rewards, but it sure can be rough, too.  I was on my knees and kind of inched back.  His face was like total bliss.  I loved making Jackson feel like that.  He opened his eyes and smiled at me, then looked at the TV and started stroking himself.  Those fuckin’ video game ball busters were really getting to him.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Dorm buddies: Biggest balls in the room

This is a direct sequel to Sammy the ball doctor: Treating Ben. Special thanks to several readers for their great plot ideas!

Featured in this story: Ben, Kev and Zach (click for pictures)

As soon as Ben had entered his car, his reached for his mobile. He couldn’t wait to see his friends and show them his gigantic balls. They had always been big and beautiful, of course, but now they were huge.

The 20 year old stud looked down at his crotch and smiled.

The fly of his blue jeans was open, and his oversized testicles were out in the open, sitting on the car seat between Ben’s muscular thighs. They were black and blue, badly bruised and freakishly large.

“Oh yeah, big boys”, Ben mumbled, gently caressing his nuts with his hand. “You look awesome!”

Ben had obsessed about the size of his genitalia ever since he was a teenager. He had initiated countless size comparisons with his buddies over the years, and he had always won – at least that’s what Ben kept telling himself.

In reality, his junk was above average size – but nowhere near sensational.

But today had changed that.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

New poll: Special Guest Star 6 (pictures inside)

Wow. You have set a new record! We have received more than 40 suggestions for our next Special Guest Star story. I have set up a new poll to narrow the field of contenders. Make your voice heard by voting in the poll. In this round you can choose as many as you like. We'll have a final poll next month to pick the winner.

If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page. The poll will be open until April 15th.

Here are the nominees, in alphabetical order*, with four special options at the bottom:

* More or less. The order is screwed up in a couple of places because the blogger software didn't allow me to place the pictures where I wanted them. Don't ask.

Poll results: Favorite type(s) of underwear

Last month I asked you to tell me your favorite type(s) of underwear. More than 300 People took part in the poll, and here are the results (more than one answer was possible):

Boxer briefs/trunks   61%
Briefs   27%
Thongs   23%
Jockstraps   19%
Something else   4%

Among the choices for "something else" were "nothing" (twice), boxers, wrestling singlets, and leather harnesses.

Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll!

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Video links: Nutball mania (4)

What are you up to today? Nothing much? Well, I've got an idea for you. It's not new (not by a long shot), and the title of this post might be a bit of a giveaway...

I am talking about the wonderful sport of nutball, of course.

You don't need much to play. A pair of testicles, a missile that's capable of hurting said testicles, and a willing opponent. That's it. The fun can begin.

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys playing nutball.

First up we have two guys sitting in the hallway, lobbing balls at each other's goolies. The poor blond guy is on the receiving end of quite a few vicious hits right on target...

Monday, March 13, 2017

My life as a nutcracker - part 4: The games people play (written by David Walker)

This is the fourth part of a wonderful, epic story written by our reader David Walker. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Previous parts:
Part 1: I learn how to fight
Part 2: My official introduction to ball busting
Part 3: Vince? OMG!

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Kenny, god love him, called me and told me to get to his house as fast as I could.  He rarely sounds that excited, so I figured it must be important.  Besides, with him leaving for college soon, I wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to see him.

He met me at the door and we ran up to his room.  I was wondering if there’d been an invention for a new way to have sex.  His parents got him a laptop for school.  That was cool, but he couldn’t have been this excited just for a laptop.  Turned out it was an invention for amazing sex.

Obviously, we both liked porn, and we both liked to get each other off watching it.  I closed the door.

“Lock it,” he said.  “The parents may be back soon.  Sit on the bed.”

OK.  I loved sex with Kenny, and if he found something new he thought was jerk-off-worthy or maybe even fuck-worthy, I wanted to see it.

“I know how much you like wrestling and how much you like swatting balls.  This shit was made with you in mind,” he said.  “You ready?”

Friday, March 10, 2017

Crying at the discotheque (Jarret meets Kev and Logan)

Special thanks to Jarret for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who likes to watch hot girls just as much as watching hot guys!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Sorry for the cheesy title by the way. I just couldn't resist...

Warning: Contains traces of cum. And there's some (brief) f/m ballbusting.

Featured in this story: Kev and Logan (click for pictures)

Tonight was the night. Jarret got hard just thinking about it. He mopped the floor, his big, meaty boner throbbing inside his pants.

He was 19 years old, a tall, muscular young man with brown hair and brown eyes. A couple of weeks ago he had started working as a maintenance man at the local college. The pay was miserable, but Jarret enjoyed his work nevertheless.

Nobody paid attention to the janitor. He was just there.

And Jarret was everywhere…

He was an equal opportunities voyeur, guys turned him on just as much as girls. And his job made it very easy to be turned on…

All those hot, horny guys and girls.

It was paradise.

Jarret had volunteered to look after the annual dance event. There was a lot of work to do, and everybody else on the maintenance team had breathed a sigh of relief when Jarret had offered to be in charge.

“You’re new”, they had said. “You don’t know what you’re getting into…”

Jarret knew exactly what he was getting into, and he had prepared meticulously.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Video links: Animated agony (3)

Sometimes I wonder: If animated shows are (primarily) made for kids why do so many of them feature scenes that would surely have a very negative impact on fertility rates if they happened in real life.

But who am I to question their choices?

Here are some more of my favorite nutcrunching scenes from animated TV shows and movies.

First up we have a classic that I have seen dozens of times - but I just can't get enough of it. I have no idea what it is about but Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13 has earned a place in my heart for the dick punch to end all dick punches. Everything about it is perfect. From "Weakness identified!" to the hilarious visual of two balls cracking, from the soprano squeal to the surreal flash-back, from the pain contorted face to "He punched me in the dick! Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?" - Goku's dick punch is pure perfection!

Monday, March 6, 2017

My life as a nutcracker - part 3: Vince? OMG! (written by David Walker)

This is the third part of a wonderful, epic story written by our reader David Walker. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Previous parts:
Part 1: I learn how to fight
Part 2: My official introduction to ball busting

Jackson doesn’t just suggest you come over to the barn; he usually has a good reason.  Since I worked part-time at the feed mill, I usually had the time.  I liked getting naked with him.  It was still exciting as fuck, and a fuck was what I was hoping was on his mind.  He let me in.  He put his fingers into the Mason jar and pulled out three joints.  Three?  CJ gave Jackson a tall floor fan from the garage because the owner finally had the place air conditioned.  It just blew the hot air around, but it did kind of get rid of some sweat.  The fan did make lighting a joint more challenging.  We both figured it was worth it, especially after a hot and heavy workout.

Somebody knocked on the door.  I’d just slipped off my shorts.  I bent over to pull them again.  Jackson told me not to worry as he walked over to the door naked.  Was this the third joint?  I recognized him the second I saw him.  We were in the same class at school and now I deliver feed to his family’s farm.

“Vince!  What the fuck are you doin’ here?”  I was no longer nervous about being bare-ass naked.  As they say, Vince and I had a history.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Best of the busts: February 2017

There have been a lot of stories in the short month of February, so let's jump right in and have a look at the best posts of the month. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars) which is a simple and effective way to give me your feedback.

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of February 2017:

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (25)

A nutshot is a wonderful thing. Whether it's a type of punishment for a lost bet, a funny suprise when you're hanging out with your buddies, a necessary thing to put out a fire between your friend's legs, a birthday present for a good friend, or just a way to pass the time on a boring afternoon - a nice, hard shot to the goolies is perfect in every situation!

Here are some more of my favorite videos featuring boys having a ball busting each others' nuts.

The first clip is called David gets Punched in the Nuts, Part 1. It was uploaded seven years ago, and I haven't been able to find any sequels. Judging by David's reaction after getting his nuts crunched he thinks it is hilarious, and I'm pretty sure he offered his balls to his friends many more times... (I love the description, by the way: "No kids for David!!" Isn't it nice when your friends make fun of your ability to father children?)