Friday, March 31, 2017

Family affairs: Sleepover (part 1)

Thanks to various readers for their ideas!

Previous parts:
Crazy cousins
Daddy's boy
Safety first
Good sport
Helping hand

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“Good night, boys”, Bradley mumbled, staring at the TV screen. “See you in the morning.”

Logan chuckled. “Night, dad!”

“Good night, Uncle Bradley!” Jayden and Caleb yelled in unison.

The blond, blue-eyed boys were hyper, their faces glowing with excitement.

It was just a sleepover in a tent in the garden – but to Jayden and Caleb it was a huge adventure. The two boys loved spending time with their cousin Logan, and they had been begging him for months to let them stay over.

At first, he had put them off.  It wasn’t like he didn’t enjoy his little cousins’ company – it was just that he hadn’t spent a lot of time with his girlfriend lately.

Like any 18 year old boy, Logan preferred spending his Saturday nights with his girlfriend to playing babysitter for his 10 and 12 year old cousins.

Eventually, Logan had given in.

And he had regretted his decision immediately after his cousins climbed out of Logan’s uncle’s car, when Jayden had jumped into his arms, slamming his foot into poor Logan’s crotch.

Logan had exaggerated his reaction, putting on a show for his cousins. With his eyes comically crossed and in a falsetto voice, he had complained about his crushed peanuts, eliciting riotous laughter from Jayden and Caleb, their father and Bradley.

Unfortunately, his hilarious reaction had triggered a chain reaction that ended with Logan, Bradley, and Logan’s uncle rolling around on the floor, clutching their crotches, while Jayden and Caleb had been laughing maniacally.

After his uncle had driven off – one hand on the wheel, the other one cupping his groin – Logan had tried to keep his cousins occupied by setting up the tent with them, playing soccer and running around in the garden.

There had been a couple of unfortunate incidents involving poor Logan’s testicles, and his over the top reactions had been a great source of amusement for the boys, but his manhood had remained mostly intact…

Now that night was falling, Logan and his cousins headed for the tent.

Logan couldn’t help but chuckle when Jayden took his hand as they made their way through the garden. “Do you think there are monsters hiding behind these bushes?” he asked casually. He was holding a flashlight and waved it around.

Jayden’s hand tightened around Logan’s as Logan pointed his flashlight at the suspicious plants.

“Monsters aren’t real”, Caleb declared with a confident grin.

“But what if they are?” Jayden said, looking up at Logan.

Logan shrugged his shoulders. “Yeah”, he said, turning to Jayden’s brother. “What if they are, Caleb?”

They stopped in the middle of the garden, halfway between the house and the tent.

“They aren’t”, Caleb insisted.

Jayden blinked. He clearly wasn’t convinced.

“And if they were”, Caleb continued, putting his hands on his hips to demonstrate his daredevil attitude, “if they were real, I’d just knock them out.”

Logan let out a laugh. “You’d knock them out, huh?”

Caleb nodded firmly. “Yeah.”

“You can’t just knock out a monster”, Jayden said, baffled by his older brother’s ignorance. “It’ll eat you alive!” He looked up at Logan. “Right?”

“Absolutely”, Logan nodded gravely.

Caleb shook his head. “I won’t let it eat me. I’ll---“

“Shhhh!” Logan raised his hands and lowered his voice. “I think I heard something.” He pointed his flashlight at a large bush a couple of feet away from them.

“Oh no”, Jayden whispered, terrified.

“He’s trying to fool us”, Caleb said before turning to Logan. “You’re trying to fool us, right?” Somehow, his voice didn’t sound as confident as he intended.

Logan motioned for his cousins to stay silent as he took a step forward.

“Logan”, Jayden whispered. “Let’s go back into the house!”

Logan shook his head. “We can’t have a monster so close to our tent”, he mumbled. “You wait here. I’m gonna investigate.”

Jayden and Caleb did as they were told. Both of them were impressed by their cousin’s bravery.

Logan disappeared behind the bush.

His cousins held their breath.

Suddenly, there was a loud, animalistic roar and the flashlight went out.

Jayden and Caleb shrieked in terror, frozen in place, surrounded by darkness.


“Oh god”, Jayden whispered, his voice shaking with fear. “What do we do now?”

“Shhhh!” Caleb hissed.

Jayden let out a whimper. “But what do we do---“

Suddenly, a light went on right in front of the two boys, and they stared into the hideous face of an old, terrifying man with orange skin and yellow hair who let out a guttural grunt, towering in front of Caleb and Jayden.

Jayden screamed from the top of his lungs.

Caleb took his courage in both hands and kicked the creature in the groin as hard as he could.

“Caleb!” Jayden shrieked as the terrifying creature let out a pathetic moan.

“I know what I’m doing!” Caleb said with a determined expression before kicking the monster’s nuts once again.

The flashlight fell to the ground.

“Caleb!” Jayden yelled cheerfully. “Yes! Kick it in the boy parts!”

“Help me!” his brother said while delivering another kick to the monster’s crotch. “Point the light at it!”

Jayden picked up the flashlight and pointed it at the monster’s crotch. There was a big bulge in the monster’s blue jeans, and Jayden cheered as his brother flattened it with another well-placed kick.

The monster let out a miserable wail and sank to its knees, which made its crotch more available to the brave monster slayer’s attack.

“Yes!” Jayden cheered as his brother’s foot sank into the monster’s package, ramming its monster nuts into its body and making it scream from the top of its lungs.

Before Caleb had a chance to kick the monster’s balls again, it curled up in a ball, moaning and groaning miserably. “Caleb”, it croaked. “It’s---“

“It knows your name!” Jayden shrieked hysterically.

Caleb brought his leg back and kicked the monster’s butt with all the force he could muster.

The creature howled and uncurled, leaving its crotch open for Caleb’s next attack.

Caleb seized his chance and jumped onto the monster’s groin, eliciting a very scary, high-pitched squeal from the creature.

Jayden cheered his brother on as he started using the monster’s crotch as a trampoline, jumping up and down, yelling and screaming, “Die, monster, die!”

The monster sounded very much like it was dying.

Suddenly, the lights in the garden went on, and Bradley came running out of the house. “What’s going on?” he yelled, alarmed and nervous.

“Caleb knocked the monster out!” Jayden exclaimed cheerfully.

“Yes, I did!” Caleb chimed in.

Bradley stopped and looked down at the monster. After a brief moment of confusion, his tense face broke into a grin. “Good job, Caleb. You’re a brave young man.”

“I kicked it in its monster balls!” Caleb explained proudly.

Bradley nodded with an appreciative smile and ruffled his nephew’s hair. “Very good”, he chuckled. “Monsters don’t like getting hit in the balls.”

Jayden and Caleb giggled.

The monster let out a wheezing groan. It was cupping its crotch, writhing on the ground.

Bradley knelt down next to it and grinned as he pulled off Logan’s Halloween mask.

What appeared when the ugly, contorted old man’s face was pulled off Logan’s head was an ugly, contorted young man’s face.

Not surprisingly, Logan was in a lot of pain. His eyes were clenched shut and he was gritting his teeth, groaning in agony. His face was beet red and sweaty.

Bradley couldn’t help but laugh.

“It’s Logan!” Jayden exclaimed.

Caleb pretended to have known all along. “Of course it is”, he said cockily. “It was obvious. Monsters aren’t real.”

“Looks like your little prank backfired”, Bradley grinned and patted his son’s shoulder.

“Yup”, Logan grunted in a hoarse, strained voice.

“How are those monster balls?” Bradley chuckled.

Logan groaned and looked at his groin. Tentatively, he pulled his hands away from his bulging crotch. “They’ll be fine”, he whispered bravely.

“Aww, my poor son”, Bradley said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. With a wide grin, Bradley seized his chance and sent his fist down on Logan’s crushed nuts, making him squeal in pain.

Jayden and Caleb burst out laughing.

“Alright”, Bradley said, getting up as his son curled up once again, clutching his aching testicles. “Good night, boys.”

“Good night, Uncle Bradley!” Jayden and Caleb yelled in unison.

“Night, dad”, Logan groaned.

Bradley chuckled and walked back to the house.

A few seconds later, the lights in the garden went out again.

Jayden switched on the flash light and pointed it at Logan.

“What are you waiting for?” Caleb said, tapping his foot. “Let’s get into the tent.”

Logan groaned. “I need a moment.”

Caleb rolled his eyes.

There was a brief moment on silence.

“Are you coming now?” Caleb asked.

“I don’t think I’ll ever cum again”, Logan mumbled under his breath before slowly getting up, moaning and groaning. He wasn’t able to stand straight, and his first steps were shaky and small.

His cousins watched him, giggling.

Logan stretched his limbs.

“Here’s your flashlight”, Jayden said with a mischievous grin before thrusting it at his cousin, hitting him right in the crotch.

Logan let out an anguished yelp as a new wave of pain washed through his body, causing him to instantly double over and fall to his knees while his cousins were laughing riotously.

“Crush his evil monster nuts!” Caleb yelled enthusiastically.

“Crush his evil monster nuts!” Jayden chimed in.

“Crush his evil monster nuts! Crush his evil monster nuts!” both of them chanted, laughing and clapping their hands to the rhythm.

“You’re the monsters”, Logan groaned, rubbing his aching balls.

His cousins started dancing around in synch with their chanting, like an ancient tribe of nut-crunching monster slayers.

Despite the pain in his balls, Logan let out a laugh.

With a deep sigh, he got up and looked at his cousins. “Come on, my little monsters, it’s time to sleep.” He made sure to guard his crotch as they walked through the garden, heading for the tent.

His cousins passed him, running wildly.

“I sleep next to Logan!” Caleb yelled as he jumped inside the tent.

“No, I sleep next to Logan!” Jayden protested, following his brother.

Logan chuckled and got down on his knees to crawl into the confined space of the tent where Jayden and Caleb were rolling around, fighting and hitting each other. “Don’t worry, guys”, he said, trying to calm them down. “I know what we’ll do: I’ll sleep in the midd---“

Caleb’s foot smashed into Logan’s crotch, ramming his sorely afflicted and severely swollen testicles into his body.

Logan’s eyes crossed and he let out a high-pitched whimper as he collapsed on his cousins, grabbing his aching nuts.

“Logaaaaaaaan!” Jayden shrieked, his voice a curious mix of delight, excitement and fear.

Caleb was laughing uncontrollably.

The two boys were squirming under Logan’s body, mistaking his anguished writhing for cheerful roughhousing.

“Oh god”, Logan thought with the tiny part of his brain that wasn’t shut down by the paralyzing pain radiating from his nuts. “This is going to be a long night…”

To be continued


Anonymous said...

To me the family affair story's are your masterpieces.
I read the first few sentences until: slamming his foot into poor Logan’s crotch. And I was directly way to excited to continue reading.
Thanks for this awesome series you're amazing.

Anonymous said...

When is part two coming????? Crossing my fingers for a creamy ending!

Anonymous said...

This is so exciting, I don't even know where to start commenting! For Logan, I partly feel pitty for his bruised and swollen babymakers, but partly feel like "Ha, ha, he got his just deserts!"

He tried to scare his two hyperactive cousins into timid little boys. If his plan had worked, he would have finally returned without his mask and the boys would have snuggled up with him in the tent to seek his protection from any other monsters - instead of thinking of new pranks. But from little Jayden's first reaction Logan really went over the top here - Jayden might have been scared for the rest of his life! Luckily, Caleb saved the situation with a few swift kicks.

Logan's balls will eventually recover with some rest, an icepack and may be some gentle caressing by Ashley. This is a far better outcome than Jayden being scared of monsters and of the dark forever.

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, guys! I'm glad you enjoyed the story!

Part 2 is coming on April 14th. Keep your fingers crossed... :-))

I completely agree with you. Logan's testicular trauma is a much better option than Jayden being traumatized for life... I'm sure that Logan agrees with us, too, once he is able to focus on anything other than his nuts again... :-))

Jimmy said...


You've outdone yourself! I can see that I am not the first to comment but it's so true. I feel like this is going to be such a huge story and this beginning was just so fantastic. Truly hit the ball out of the park on this one! I cannot wait for the next part! April 14th is sooo far away; but well worth the wait.

What I think this story has done that's different from the other stories of Logans Cousins in the past is:

1.) The first multiparter
2.) A creative bust with Logan acting as the monster, clear writing right there.
3.) Showcasing that Logan indeed thinks about and cares about his family outside of their visits.

Thank you for being such a great writer!



Anonymous said...

how about a story of Bradley and Logan´s uncle or with Bradley and a friend (i want to se Bradley´s nuts busted lol)

Alex said...

Thanks for your comments, guys!

I really appreciate your kind words! :-))

I'll see what I can do... :-))

Anonymous said...

I think the cousins would have a great time busting Bradley, considering his very sizeable assets. Would love to see the boys have some interactions with Bradley's package as well!

Anonymous said...

Hope Logan will fight his dad Bradley in a mutual ballbusting rematch soon...

Alex said...

Thanks for your comments, guys! I'll think about your ideas! :-))