Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Video links: Sack taps and dick slaps (2)

The best dick slaps are those that come out of nowhere. One moment you're making a silly joke or you're talking to your friends about something more or less important - and the next minute you're lying on the ground, cupping your precious nuts because your buddies have decided that your babymakers needed some extra attention...

Here are some of my favorite surprise sack taps.

Let's start with a wonderful clip full of irony. See, the victim-to-be is explaining to us what cock-blocking is - and his buddy decides to do some cock-blocking of a different kind. I'm pretty sure the poor guy's cock is blocked for at least a couple of days... (The slap is a little off camera but you can hear the sound of the impact, and it's a solid hit...)

Monday, May 29, 2017

Rutherford's balls on the tennis court (written by Martín)

Here's the second new story written by our reader Martín (author of My biggest weakness and My painful exam in case you missed those) about the painful adventures of hunky Professor Rutherford. If you haven't read last week's story check it out here. I hope you’ll enjoy this story as much as I did!

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Gabriel Rutherford looked up when he heard someone entering the locker room. He had sunk in his daydreams but realized that he was in England again, preparing himself for a tennis match.

A young man approached him, it was a tall, athletic black guy, beautiful ebony skin, filmstar looks.

“Hello sir, I’m Leroy Williams, your opponent today”, he said politely and shyly.
Rutherford smiled and shook hands with his hunky opponent. “Hey there, Leroy, I hope you’re prepared well, although being an old man I’ll give everything I have.”

“Wow, that must be a lot”, Leroy stuttered, looking at Rutherford’s amazing body and clearly noticing the huge bulge in his tight red boxer shorts.

After realizing what he said and where he was looking at, he stuttered even more. “Oh, uh, this sounds wrong, I mean, uh, of course you look great, I mean better than 99% of 20-year old guys, but, uh…“

“Hey, Leroy, don’t mind, I’ll take your remark as a compliment”, the professor said.

He put on his sport clothing and gave Leroy a playful slap against his well-defined chest. “Let’s play, stud!”

Friday, May 26, 2017

Man vs. nature (part 2)

This is the second part of a collaboration with OMB Stories. It's a little different from the stuff I usually write, and I hope you'll enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it!

Previous parts:
Part 1

Jorge opened his eyes and reached for the bottle of water that was lying next to his camping mat. He emptied it with a couple of eager gulps and closed his eyes again.

It had been a short night, and he had a serious hang-over.

He squinted to the side, to the empty mat next to him.

Where was Rich?

Suddenly, he remembered. Poor, dumb Rich. Losing his nuts to a cute little squirrel. What a jerk. He was probably still tied to that log by the fireplace.

Jorge chuckled.

What a night.

He reached between his legs and fondled his fat balls and his raging erection. “Hello, buddy”, he mumbled as he slowly jerked his dick. Nothing like a good hand-job to start the day.

He closed his eyes as he stroked his meaty cock.

Judging from the snoring that came from the other tent, Greg and Thom were still sleeping.

Jorge let out a deep sigh.

The birds were singing. In the distance, he heard the rushing of water and the distinct knocking sounds of a woodpecker.

The wonders of nature.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Video links: Comedy gems (12)

I think it's Greek philosopher Plato who said: "A good comedy clip touches your heart and your nuts." It makes you laugh out loud and cringe in sympathy at the same time.

Here are some of my favorite comedy nutshots.

Let's start with a very funny choreographed performance at the Staff Fights of the Winter Wonderland Workshop 2017. Unfortunately, it's just the ending of what seems to be a longer performance. If anybody has a link to the complete fight let me know. I think it's awesome!

Monday, May 22, 2017

Rutherford's balls in the locker room (written by Martín)

Our reader Martín (author of My biggest weakness and My painful exam in case you missed those) sent me two wonderful new stories. Here's the first one. The second one will be published next Monday. I hope you’ll enjoy them as much as I did!

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.
Additional warning: Contains f/m ballbusting.

Gabriel Rutherford smiled. It felt so good to have a week off, to be in his home country England and to let everything go by going for his passion, tennis.

However the beautiful professor loved his work, this time he really needed some free time. It had not so much to do with the overload of work he had at his university in Spain as it had with the horny but dangerous secretary Maria. She was purchasing him all te time at work, clearly not being fine with Rutherford ignoring her. Above all, every attempt of the hunky professor to reject the curvous woman was responded by her with an attack to his oversized but vulnerable balls. Maria new well it was Rutherford’s only weakness but soon she discovered that when she hit him in the groin he couldn’t use his stunning muscles and was handed down to her cruelty. She had taken him in his office and in the corridor, to the shock of some young students who were shocked to see their smart, handsome athletic hero go down after one hard knee to his bulging manhood.

Once, Rutherford had participated in a mini football game with some students. Afterwords they went for a refreshing shower and off course soon the attention of the young men was drawn to Rutherford’s amazing physique.

“Damn, professor, what a great shape you have”, Alejandro, a shy green-eyed black-haired slim guy stuttered. “I mean, you are fourty and still your body is perfect.”
“Yeah, you could say that.” Manuel, a popular gorgeous university hunk admitted. “Perfect in all the right places.” He looked obviously at the 7 inch flaccid dick between Rutherford’s legs. “You’re the proof if I may say intelligence matches dick size.”

“Well in that case I would have expected you to score higher than a twelve on your last exam, big boy”, Rutherford grinned, pointing at Manuel’s impressive manhood.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Duped - part 2 (Daniel meets Ben, Zach and Logan)

Special thanks to Daniel for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves wrestling and fucking!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

This is part 2 of 2. Read part 1 here.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Ben, Logan and Zach (click for pictures)

“Listen, asshole”, Logan said, looking Daniel in the eyes. “Why don’t you fight me and we’ll see who’s the bitch?”

Daniel laughed as Ben curled up in a ball, clutching his sore, spent balls, cum oozing out of his wrecked hole.

“My, my, you’re a cocky little dude”, Daniel grinned, looking Logan over. “You think you can handle me?” He flexed his muscles, his dick twitching with excitement.

Logan was boiling with rage but he managed to stay calm. “Loser gets fucked?” he said casually.

“Sure”, Daniel grinned, grabbing his dick by the base and smacking it against Logan’s thigh. “Can’t wait to fuck you, too.”

Logan smiled. “Yeah, we’ll see.”

Daniel chuckled. “Same rules as before: No hitting below the belt. Submission holds are okay.” He eyed Logan and smiled. “Let’s make this a little more interesting. Each person gets to make one additional rule and stake.”

Logan shrugged his shoulders. “What do you have in mind?”

A mean grin spread on Daniel’s face. “The loser must say the words ‘I submit.’ and be acknowledged by the other person to count. And the loser immediately gets another rematch with same rules.”

“Okay”, Logan thought for a moment. “Here’s my additional rule and stake: You wrestle naked. And the winner gets to choose who the loser wrestles next.”

Daniel’s eyes narrowed. “No hitting below the belt, remember?”

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

New poll: Is English your first language?

Ever since I started a German story blog with my friend Dominik about a month ago I have been wondering about you, my dear readers, and your background.

So this month's poll question exists purely to satisfy my curiosity: Is English your first language?

I guess I have always assumed that this blog is read mostly by native speakers of English. But is it? I don't think the results of this poll will have an impact on my writing - but I'm curious nevertheless... :-))

If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page. The poll will be open until June 15th.


Poll results: Special Guest Star 6

We have a winner!

Two months ago we started our quest to find the next Special Guest Star. We had 47 candidates and narrowed it down to three. Last month you had the chance to pick the winner. More than 900 people voted in the poll! Thank you so much for participating in the poll!

And now it's time to announce the winner.

Drumroll, please!

Here are the results:

Monday, May 15, 2017

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (27)

Today we'll meet the Amazing Ball Punching Boys, we'll watch two guys play whack a mole with each others' nutsacks, we'll see a sweet game of nut roulette, we'll watch a guy prove that he's got a "saco de ferro", and we'll discover a wonderful new game called Nerf Nads!

Are you ready?

Prepare yourself for 3 minutes of ball punching and sack tapping. Sounds amazing, doesn't it? Well, meet the Amazing Ball Punching Boys!

Friday, May 12, 2017

Duped - part 1 (Daniel meets Ben, Zach and Logan)

Special thanks to Daniel for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves wrestling and fucking!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

This is part 1 of 2. Part 2 is coming next Friday.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Ben, Logan and Zach (click for pictures)

“I’m gonna kick his ass”, Ben said. His voice was oozing with confidence. “No doubt about it. That little shit is going to beg for mercy.”

The 20 year old stud ran his hand through his black hair and grinned. He was shirtless, showing off his muscular arms and chest.

His friends looked at the picture on the computer screen.

“I don’t know”, Logan said. The blond high school wrestler grimaced. “He looks like a pretty big guy.” He was 18 years old, an athletic, handsome young man who knew a thing or two about wrestling.

“A very big buy”, Zach chimed in, scratching his head. He was as old as Ben, a good-looking hunk with short blond hair and a muscular body.

Ben shrugged his shoulders.

“You’re sure about this?” Logan asked. “I mean, do you even know his name? It just says hiredwrestlr on his profile.”

Ben chuckled. “His name’s Daniel and he’s 33 years old. Don’t worry, guys, I’ve done my research.” He flexed his muscles and grinned. “I’m gonna kick his ass!”

Logan rolled his eyes. “You don’t know anything about him, do you?”

Ben shrugged. “I know all I need to know. We talked about wrestling and lifting and working out and stuff.” He laughed. “He thinks he’s fucking tough – but I’ll show him who’s boss.”

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Video links: If you're happy and you know it clap your balls (2)

It's been more than a year since I discovered the spellbinding phenomenon of "ball clapping", and I'm happy to report that it is gaining an ever-growing group of enthusiastic practitioners.

Here are some of my favorite videos featuring guys clapping their balls.

Make sure to turn the volume up to enjoy the full experience of witnessing masterful ball clappers at work...

First up we have a ball clapping duet. I gotta admit that it sounds pretty good... (I love the incredulous laughter, by the way...)

Friday, May 5, 2017

Kinky (Ashton meets Logan)

Special thanks to Ashton for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves his sex kinky and his nuts crushed!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality. And for those who like their stories m/m only: There’s a girl involved in parts of the story.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“Have fun!” Ashley said with a smile. She was dressed for a night out with her friends.

“Babe?” Logan looked at his girlfriend with an uneasy expression on his face. “I thought you’d stay and we’d do this together…” The 18 year old high school wrestler was shirtless and barefoot, wearing just a pair of blue jeans that fit his muscular legs perfectly and displayed his perfect ass very nicely.

Ashley let out a laugh. “Oh, come on, darling, you’re not afraid of my cousin, are you?”

Logan scratched his head. “Of course I’m not. I like him. He’s nice. But…” His voice trailed off.

“But?” Ashley ran her hand through Logan’s blond hair and kissed him on the lips. “What is it?”

“Well”, Logan said. “When you asked me if I’d mind spending a kinky night with Ashton I kinda assumed you meant a threesome.”

Ashley raised her eyebrows. “With my own cousin? Yuck!”

Logan blushed. “Well, I guess you’re right.”

“He’ll be here any minute, darling”, Ashley said cheerfully. “I’m sure you’ll have a great time.”

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Best of the busts: April 2017

At the risk of sounding like a broken record: Your feedback is very important to me. I appreciate every email and every comment that you send me, and I regularly look at the ratings of my posts to see whether you liked it or not.

That's why I encourage you to make use of the 5 star ratings feature that allows you to rate a story on a scale of 1 star (awful) to 5 stars (excellent). It only takes a minute.

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of April 2017:

Video links: Girl power

I know that most of you prefer male-on-male nutshots to female-on-male nutshots. But - believe it or not - there are some pretty hot f/m ballbusting clips out there in the world. After all, girls wanna have fun, too! And since I enjoy watching some nice, hard f/m ball wrecking once in a while I decided to share some of my favorite clips that feature girls hitting guys in the nuts.

If that's not your thing you should probably skip this post... There's more m/m ballbusting coming soon, I promise... :-))

So here we go - girl power!

Let's kick things off with a classic. Two guys, one girl. Four nuts, two feet. It's a hard thing to pull off but she makes it look so easy. I wonder what's more humiliating: Getting kicked in the nuts that way or hearing the roaring laughter by the two poor guys' buddies afterwards...

Monday, May 1, 2017

My life as a nutcracker - part 11: The ambush (written by David Walker)

This is the eleventh part of a wonderful, epic story written by our reader David Walker. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Previous parts:
Cast of characters
Part 1: I learn how to fight
Part 2: My official introduction to ball busting
Part 3: Vince? OMG!
Part 4: The games people play
Part 5: Practicing the moves, sort of

Part 6: Wear my work boots?
Part 7: My first time at the club
Part 8: My first time in the ring
Part 9: I improve steadily

Part 10: Balls, dicks, and CJ

“Well, if it isn’t the pretty little fag boy.”


“Ain’t she sweet?”

Scott.  Oh fuckin’ joy.

“We thought you’d like to know some of our moves before the fight.  We’ll show you some of our best,” Corey said.

“They’re fuckin’ killer,” Scott chimed in.

I really should have known.  Vince and me had never been offered time to work in the ring before.  It wasn’t Charlie’s voice on the phone, so that kinda made me wonder.  The voice also said they’d been in touch with Vince and he was anxious to do it.  4 o’clock Wednesday.  Well, sure.  Vince wanted to try it out, so why shouldn’t I?  I texted him earlier and he didn’t reply.  It’s not like we didn’t know the ring from experience, though.  It just didn’t sound right.

And, of course, Vince was nowhere to be seen.  I hoped they hadn’t ambushed him before they got me.

“Yeah,” Corey said.  “Your fag friend couldn’t make it today.  We shoulda told you, I guess, but we didn’t.  Besides, that would’ve ruined the surprise.”