Testicular emergency

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Zach (click for pictures)

Zachary Johnson looked down the hill and smiled. This was the longest motherfucking slip’n’slide he had ever seen. It was a beautiful sunny day and he was standing in the huge backyard of the frat house.

His frat brothers had worked all morning to build the 300 ft slide while he had been sleeping. The sound of his buddies cheering and laughing had woken him up at 11:30 am. The 20 year old guy scratched his head of short blond hair and nodded slowly. This was going to be fun.

Zach was wearing nothing but a skimpy pair of white speedos that did very little to conceal his huge, fat dick and his phenomenally oversized testicles. He was proud of his assets, and he knew that his buddies envied him for his enormous set of genitals. Well, what was he to do? Hide his goods to make his buddies feel better? No way…

Zach ran his hand over his muscular chest and grinned at AJ who was standing right next to him.

AJ was one year older than him, a handsome stud with very short black hair. “Good morning”, AJ said. “Sleep well?”

Zach chuckled. “I got home late last night.” He winked at AJ and adjusted his crotch. “You should have seen me banging that bitch – I fucked her three times, and she was still screaming for more…”

Indestructible Nuts Gym - Ballbusting has never been more fun

A couple of weeks ago I told you about my new favourite gym, a wonderful place where the girls go to stay  in shape, and the guys go to get their nuts crunched: The Indestructible Nuts Gym. Believe it or not, I am still a member - this is the first gym that I have actually attended regularly after getting my membership card... :-))

The idea is simple yet brilliant: Hot girls are having fun busting hot guys' balls. The hits are incredibly hard (there's no protection at all, and you see the nuts bounce), and the atmosphere is wonderfully light-hearted and funny. There's no doubt: These girls absolutely enjoy hurting a guy's junk, and they don't try to hide it.

There's a new promo clip out that sums up all that's great about this site. Take a look and join the Gym today - your nuts will thank you!

Oh, just in case you can't read the fine print on that last screenshot: "We guarantee no cups, full impact, all balls, no fake hits, no fake reactions, no fake acting or fake people in our videos and sessions. That is our solemn promise at the Gym. Our boys take real hits, straight to the balls, every single time. And if the girls think they hit too light, or missed his nuts, they just try again until they drop him! Guaranteed!"

How's that for a customer-friendly policy, huh? :-))

Join the Indestructible Nuts Gym today and support those brave boys and girls in their fight for testicular fitness!

Full disclosure: I don't profit from the site's sales in any way. I'm justa huge fan, and I want it to be around for a very long time...

New balls please!

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Disclaimer: Obviously, this story is a complete work of fiction and is in no way based on true events or the true sexuality of the people mentioned. 

Thanks to the anonymous reader whose suggestion inspired this story.

Featured in this story: Phil (click for pictures)

Philipp Hughes was panting heavily. He tried to catch his breath, stretching his limbs. The coach had a bad day, and he was letting his team know. Endless rounds of running, then agility exercises, then that damn stuff with the cones – Phil was exhausted.

But he knew this was his chance to prove himself, to earn his place in the “Three Lions”, the English national soccer team. He was only 18 years old, a handsome young man with red hair and brown eyes. In his short career he had played in several teams in England and in the US, and he currently was in the U-19 national team. This was his chance to take it one step higher, and he was going to do everything in his power to make his dream come true.

He was the only new guy in the training, and he knew that the coaches, the staff and the players were watching him closely. The World Championship was on the doorstep, and Phil knew he had to give everything to succeed.