Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Video links: Balance beam ball bangers

The balance beam is one of the cruelest devices ever created. It's like someone thought, "Gymnastics is for girls anyway so let's think of an apparatus that turns boys into girls." Oh boy, and is this apparatus ever efficent! If you have ever straddled a balance beam and landed nuts-first on the hard, merciless wooden surface you know what I'm talking about: Your sex life flashes before your eyes as your poor balls are crushed by your own weight. The tears that well in your eyes are probably the only salty liquid that you'll ever produce anymore. And everybody around you is laughing.

Here are a few of my favorite balance beam nutshots.

Let's start with a straight one, short and sweet. There's some nice nut-to-wood contact and we're pretty sure that wood (morning or otherwise) will not be a problem again for this poor fella.

Friday, May 25, 2018

Wrestling the coach (Coach Johnson meets Logan)

Special thanks to Coach Johnson for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves wrestling and ballbusting!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

Coach Johnson cracked his knuckles. He could barely hide his anger. As an ex-marine, there was nothing that he loathed more than lack of discipline.

He watched the wrestling team warm up. Half a dozen juveniles in singlets running in circles.

“Come on!” Coach Johnson barked. “Don’t fall asleep!”

When the boys passed him, Coach Johnson let out a gruffy grunt that made them run a little faster.

He was 30 years old, a tall, muscled bear of a man. He was wearing sweat pants and a bright yellow tank top that contrasted nicely with his ebony skin and showed off his muscular biceps. His head was bald which was a constant source of amusement for his pupils since the rest of his body was very hairy. A recurring joke was that his body had run out of hair when it realized that there was a head to supply.

Come to think of it, there was one thing that Coach Johnson loathed more than lack of discipline: jokes about him.

Monday, May 21, 2018

From the web: What Exactly Happens When You Pop a Testicle and How to Fix It

Here's another wonderful article that I found on the web. It's called What Exactly Happens When You Pop a Testicle and How to Fix It. What is it about, you ask? Well, here are the author's own words:

With equal parts morbid curiosity and dedication to public service journalism we called a genital urological surgeon to find out what happens when you pop a ball.
Yup. And that mix of morbid curiosity and dedication to public service journalism makes this article to awesome.

Here are some excerpts:

Friday, May 18, 2018

Snapshot (extended): The weightlifter

Due to popular demand I have written this extended version of a short story inspired by the picture above. I hope you enjoy it. Special thanks to the readers who left their comments on the original post - your opinion means a lot to me! :-))

"Look at me!" Boone roared. "Look at me, bro!"

He was high as a kite and stark staked.

It was four in the morning. The room was a mess. Most of the guests had gone. Some were sleeping in the hallway. It had been one hell of a party.

"I'm the king of the world!" the handsome stud grunted as he lifted the weights over his head and placed them on his neck. "Fuck yeah!"

"What the fuck, bro", his frat brother Ryder mumbled, one hand holding a can of beer, the other one scratching his pubes inside his loose sweat pants. His eyes were fixed on Boone's perfect bubble butt.

Thursday, May 17, 2018

No more polls? (updated)

Alex - artwork created by Champ

Original date: 05/16/2018

Okay, I'm confused.

I just tried to create a new poll for this site just like I always do this time of month - and I can't find the poll feature on blogger anymore! It was there a month ago, and now it seems to be gone.

Does anybody know what happened? Have they disabled it because of the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) that's going into effect later this month? A quick search for information didn't bring any results. Does anybody know what's going on?

And, more importantly: Does anybody know an alternative that allows me to embed polls on my site (for free if possible)?

Thanks for your help!

Update: 05/17/2018 

Apparently, Google has "retired" the polls widget. It is listed among others in this post. Thanks to an anomous They don't cite a reason other than a general "we thought it made sense to retire features that had very low usage". That doesn't ring true to me but who am I to judge. Whatever the reasoin, I don't think they will be bringing it back, which means I will have to find a new polls widget. *sigh*

I'm looking for a polls widget that
- allows anonymous voting
- has reasonable measures against cheating
- is free of charge (or very inexpensive)
- can be embedded on my blog
- doesn't require a huge amount of programming skills.

Any help is appreciated!

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Poll results: #1 fetish?

Poll results (version 3) - artwork by Champ
Last month I asked you the following question: Do you consider ballbusting your #1 fetish?

Here are the results:

Yes, no doubt about it.   59%
It's up there but a couple of other fetishes come close.   24%
It's one of several. I don't rank them.   11%
No, it's just a minor fetish of mine.   2%
No, I don't consider it a fetish at all. I just enjoy it.   4%

More than 380 people took part in the poll and answered it. Thanks to everybody who voted!

P.S.: That's another new piece of artwork by Champ at the top of this post. Find all of his artwork on this site here.

Monday, May 14, 2018

Video links: Flick those nuts!

Testicles are funny. A tiny little flick can hurt just as much as a good, hard kick. Has nobody ever told the little suckers that they should just stop overreacting like that?

Here are some of my favorite videos featuring guys getting their nuts flicked.

If you close your eyes during the first clip you might think that you are playing a sports video. "Come on!" - "Hit that ball! Hit that ball! Hit that ball! Hit that ball!" - "Go on!" - "Do it again, man!" - "Flick that ball!" - that's the spirit that will turn a nobody into a (sterile) hero!

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Video links: Ryan's treasure trove (2)

Update 05/22/2018: Ryan has informed me that his channel has been terminated by vimeo. Unfortunately, all his videos are lost. Keep your head up, Ryan! We love your work!

I'm so glad that you're just as delighted by the lovingly arranged video compilations on Ryan's vimeo channel as I am! Your feedback is unreservedly positive and the little post that I published last month holds a perfect 5 out of 5 stars rating.

That's reason enough for me to feature some more of my favorite videos from Ryan's awesome vimeo channel. Thanks for your awesome work, Ryan!

Let's begin with a video with the fascinating title Balls Kickerina Boys. Frankly, I can't think of a more fabulous title for a nut-kicking video! My favorite part is the wonderful eye-crossing reaction at 1:25. Hilarious!

Monday, May 7, 2018

Ballbusting Club: My favorite clips (5)

I'm a proud member of the Ballbusting Club, one of the very best ballbusting video sites on the web. It's run by the amazing, multi-talented Knave (of Ballbusting Cartoons fame) and it's unique in it's playful, joyful approach to ballbusting.

Today I want to tell you about one of my favorite clips at Ballbusting ClubBrittney in: Shoe Kicks #1, a wonderful brandnew clip produced as a Ballbusting Club Original, starring wonderful and talented ballkicker Brittney, and co-starring a pair of very swollen testicles.

Here are a couple of screenshots to whet your appetite:

Friday, May 4, 2018

Best of the busts: April 2018

If you're new to this blog you might not be familiar with the awesome ratings feature that allows you to leave feedback quickly and easily: At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars). I value your opinion, and I appreciate every kind of feedback, whether it's via email, by leaving a comment, or by rating my posts with the 5 star ratings feature.

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of April 2018:

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (35)

Can you imagine anything more entertaining than hanging out with your buddies and hitting each other in the dick? Of course you can't! And neither can these guys!

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys hitting each other in the nuts for fun.

Let's kick things off with a short but very sweet kick to the nuts from behind. The description says that the young man with the jiggling package lost a bet. Awwww, poor thing...