Monday, April 30, 2018

From the web: Ah, Nuts: The Science of Getting Hit in the Balls

Here's a wonderful little article that I stumbled upon at The title had me laughing out loud, and the first sentence is pretty awesome, too:
Dr. Muhammad Mirza, expert in all things testicle, walks us through the many symptoms of being hit in the nethers (and shows us how to stop the pain).
Expert in all things testicle? That sound exactly like me, and probably exactly like you, too!

Let's see what the good doctor has to say.

Friday, April 27, 2018

Cowboys and Indians (Ahmik meets Ben)

Special thanks to Ahmik for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves silly college movies!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Additional warning: Several readers have told me that the ending is tasteless, tactless and offensive, and I understand their objections. If you don't like harsh, off-color jokes about patriotic symbols and racial issues you might want to skip this story.

Featured in this story: Ben (click for pictures)

The party was in full swing.

Every room of the dorm was packed with people dancing and talking, laughing and drinking, flirting and having fun. The party’s motto was “Land Of The Free (Booze)”, and everybody was dressed up accordingly. There were lots of sexy Uncle Sams and Lady Libertys, various presidents, people dressed as pop culture icons and sports idols, heroes and villains, famous thinkers and infamous real estate tycoons, a huge crowd people in colorful dresses who were enjoying themselves.

20 year old Ben was dressed as a cowboy, wearing brown leather boots with shiny spurs, black leather chaps and worn out blue jeans, a belt that held an impressive looking gun and a lasso, an embroidered black shirt and a large white felt cowboy hat. The handsome young man was absolutely taken up in his role, strutting around with a John Wayne swagger, chewing on a blade of grass as he checked out the girls, making sure they took notice of his muscular upper arms and the conspicuous bulge in his crotch that was further emphasized by the chaps.

Suddenly, he froze, staring at the young man that was standing at the far end of the room looking back at him.

Ahmik was 23 years old, a medium built young man, quite tall, with dark shoulder length hair. He was half white and half Native American, and he had decided to have a little fun with his heritage, dressing up as a cliché “Indian” wearing a feathered headband, a fringed brown top and matching pants, sandals on his bare feet, and colorful war paint on his face. His weapons – a hard rubber tomahawk and a bow with several dull arrows – made him look like a very bellicose member of the Village People.

“Howgh!” Ahmik grunted, glaring at Ben.

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Video links: Bollywood balls (6)

It has been more than a year since we last had a look at some awesome hot and funny ballbusting clips from India.

Special thanks to an anomyous reader who provided me with the links to the clips of this post. I would never have found these gems myself! Thank you so much!

The first scene is my favorite of the bunch. It is utterly crazy - and pretty hot. Our anonymous reader was nice enough to provide us with some context: Apparently, the nut grab is a warning not to mess with the nut grabber's girlfriend. Why the poor guy's twin feels the same pain even though he is miles away (and probably not messing with the nut grabber's girlfriend) is anyone's guess. But let's not dwell on the specifics, let's enjoy a good handful of spicy nuts. :-))

Monday, April 23, 2018

Ballbusting Club: My favorite clips (4)

I'm a proud member of the Ballbusting Club, one of the very best ballbusting video sites on the web. It's run by the amazing, multi-talented Knave (of Ballbusting Cartoons fame) and it's unique in it's playful, joyful approach to ballbusting.

Today I want to tell you about one of my favorite clips at Ballbusting ClubPeggy in: Warmups #2, an awesome example of Knave's playful and fun approach to femdom.

Here are a couple of screenshots to whet your appetite:

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Video links: Hockey nuts

Have you ever seen those warning signs at ice hockey arenas that tell you to watch out for flying pucks? Well, someone should have told these guys' testicles!

Here are some of my favorite clips of guys getting whacked in the nuts by hockey pucks, balls or sticks.

Let's start with bang. This is a wonderful clip from reliable scrotum smashers Nub TV. They filmed a little skit called Hockey Puck Nut Shot back in 2012, and there's so much to love about it: The hit is hard and right on target. The hockey players are cheering the testicular destruction as if they had just won Olympic gold. Ben heroically high-fives the hockey players after one of them wrecked hislittle love pucks. And a wonderful little detail I missed on my first viewing? After the devastating hit, the next player is lining up the ball, visibly eager to go on and deal a death blow to poor Ben's chances of ever fathering little hockey players. It doesn't come to that - but I have a feeling that even without another hit fathering children was not on Ben's agenda for quite a few days...

Monday, April 16, 2018

New poll: #1 fetish?

New poll - artwork by Champ
There's a new poll with a totally random question that doesn't serve any purpose other than satisfy my curiosity.

Do you consider ballbusting your #1 fetish?

These are your option:
- Yes, no doubt about it.
- It's up there but a couple of other fetishes come close.
- It's one of several. I don't rank them.
- No, it's just a minor fetish of mine.
- No, I don't consider it a fetish at all. I just enjoy it.

The poll is open till May 15th. If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page.

Thank you!

Poll results: Special Guest Star 7

After the infamous Shawn Mendes Poll Manipulation Incident one thing was clear: Tom Holland would be the next Special Guest Star. The question that remained was whether he'd have the stage for himself or whether he'd be joined by one or two of his predecessors in the Spiderman role, Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire.

And here are the results:

Tom Holland   15.5%
Double Spidey Edition: Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield   19%
Triple Spidey Edition: Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire   65.5%

More than 650 votes have been counted. Thanks to everybody who took part in the poll!

The more the merrier, huh? 

Alright, so we've got ourself a Special Guest Star Special Edition featuring Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire.

Now what do you want to see in the story? Tell me your suggestions by leaving a comment or by sending me an email (!


Friday, April 13, 2018

Beginner's luck (Mike meets Kev and Logan)

Special thanks to Mike for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who enjoys trying out new things!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum. 

Featured in this story: Kev and Logan (click for pictures)

Mike’s natural hair color was brown but he had dyed it blond. Everybody else would have looked a bit silly, but on Mike the hair color looked great. The 21 year old athlete was shirtless, his powerful arms and legs and his perfect six-pack – chiseled into him since he was 14 – on full display. He was wearing nothing put a pair of sweatpants that sat low on his hips, showing off his hip bones and a bit of neatly trimmed pubic hair. The sweatpants were loose, but not too loose to show off the outline of his massive, meaty dick and his full, heavy balls. He wasn’t shy about showing off his equipment, and he liked to humblebrag that the girls were always happy. Very happy.

Mike’s perfect, sculptured body and his fantastic looks were only outshined by Mike’s amazing skills at sports. He was a professional kayaker, but there literally wasn’t a single sport that he wasn’t good at. Not Olympics level good, of course, but more often than not he beat his buddies at their favorite sports – even though they had been training for years, and he had just been at it for a couple of weeks. He was able to compete with them even if he had never tried it before.

For his friends, it was mildly irritating and very frustrating.

Right now, Mike was competing with his buddy Kev in a game of darts in the basement of the dorm.

Kev was 20 years old, a tall and handsome young man with muscles in all the right places and a full head of brown hair. He looked great – but not as great as Mike.

And despite the fact that he had been playing darts for years – and had the trophies to show for it – Mike was beating him.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Video links: Sack taps and dick slaps (5)

With friends like these who needs birth control?

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys surprising each other with a nice, hard smack in the goody bag.

Most people have fond memories about their school. I'm not sure that applies to the poor pupils in the next video. There's a nut sack assassin going around at that school, and no nut is left behind!

Monday, April 9, 2018

From the web: Bully characters get hit in the nuts

One of the most fascinating things about the video game Bully: Scholarship Edition (at least to me) is the myriad of hilarious nutshot reactions. It seems like every character has their own one-liner, and they are all awesome!

Thank goodness someone has gone to the trouble of collecting the best ones on the Funny Tropes section of TVTropes.

Here are a couple of my favorite examples (imagine the character has just been whacked in the juicy bits):

Friday, April 6, 2018

Snapshot: The rival

This is the tenth part of a loose series of short stories inspired by pictures that I found on the web. They don't necessarily feature any of the regular characters. If you have an inspiring picture let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (

Previous episodes:
The loser
The farmer's sons
The intern
The boyfriend
The package
The nutcracker
The candidate
The training
The weightlifter

"Urgh!" Nate let out a groan that sounded just as strangled as his nutsack felt.

His brother ignored him and squeezed harder.

"Urgh!" Nate grunted, his face contorted in pain.

He was in a very compromising position, almost completely naked, held in place by his big brother who had a firm grip on his leg, leaving Nate's manhood entirely unprotected.

"I'm sorry I have to do this to you, man", Luke mumbled. "Really, I am." He twisted Nate's hairy nuts and pressed his thumb deep into the core of Nate's meaty left nut.


Thursday, April 5, 2018

Best of the busts: March 2018

Time flies. Another month has come to an end and we have a look at the best rated posts of March 2018. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars) with our wonderful ratings feature that allows you to leave your feedback without having to write a comment or an email (although comments and emails are very much appreciated, of course! :-)).

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of March 2018:

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Video links: Ryan's treasure trove

Update 05/22/2018: Ryan has informed me that his channel has been terminated by vimeo. Unfortunately, all his videos are lost. Keep your head up, Ryan! We love your work!

The only thing that I love more than a good ballbusting compilation is a great ballbusting compilation - and that, my friends, is exactly what our reader Ryan is offering on his awesome vimeo channel. I can't begin imagine how much work he puts into each of those wonderful clips: After finding great clips from movies and TV shows from all over the world (some of them well-known, some of them rare, all of them awesome!) he edits them and sets them to music. I just can't get enough of them!

Some of you may know Ryan's work: He used to have a youtube channel but it got taken down. Now he is putting all his excellent work into his vimeo channel. If you like nutshots you'll love Ryan's clips!

Here are some of my favorite compilations from his channel.

Ready For It Boys is the source of the screenshot at the top of the post (the scene starts at 0:30) and I love the theme of friends rushing to the aid of a guy who has just been hit in the nuts by a girl...

Monday, April 2, 2018

Ballbusting Club: My favorite clips (3)

I'm a proud member of the Ballbusting Club, one of the very best ballbusting video sites on the web. It's run by the amazing, multi-talented Knave (of Ballbusting Cartoons fame) and it's unique in it's playful, joyful approach to ballbusting.

Today I want to tell you about one of my favorite clips at Ballbusting ClubDrea in: Free For All #1, part of a series called "Training Knave".

Here are a couple of screenshots to whet your appetite:

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Ballbusting Canucks: Easter shenanigans: Eggs and paint (written by Pat)

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Ballbusting Canucks: Easter shenanigans: Whips and chains (written by Pat)

This is the third of four wonderful Easter stories written by our reader Pat. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! The last one is coming right up! :-))

Previous parts:
A letter from Canada
Show and tell - part 1
Show and tell - part 2
François’s story
Triple threat
Testosterone overload

Lord of the thighs
Until next time
Bad Santa
O Cum, All Ye Faithful
The punk and the hockey player
Three falls and a crucifixion
Sammy the ball doctor: Treating François

Featured in this story: ChadVinceXander and Alex (click for pictures)

“All done,” Vince said as he finished attaching the chains to the walls. “All you have to do is tie the cuffs around the wrists and ankles, and he ain’t going nowhere. All the setups are complete,” the 20-year-old said with forced confidence.

“Thanks, Vince,” Alex uttered nervously.

There weren’t many smiles in the room on this Easter morning. Jonathan had decided to collaborate with Xander like he promised during his last visit.  However, the idea that the blond sadist had come up with was confusing and, quite frankly, ruthless.

Vince, the prop technician, handed one key for the handcuffs to Xander and the other one to Alex.

Alex, standing between Vince and his cameraman Chad, looked over at the models.

Xander had a huge smile on his face as he twirled the key between his fingers. To his right stood Jonathan, one of the Canadian guests from Ballbusting canucks, looking like a deer in the headlights. To Xander’s left was a mortified, close to trembling, Shorty.

“Okay,” Alex finally said, “run this by us one last time.”