Monday, January 22, 2018

Snapshot: The candidate

I don't remember where I found this picture
but I'm pretty sure it's from
This is the seventh part of a loose series of short stories inspired by pictures that I found on the web. They don't necessarily feature any of the regular characters. If you have an inspiring picture let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (

Previous episodes:

The loser
The farmer's sons
The intern
The boyfriend
The package
The nutcracker

"What do you think?" the director said skeptically, holding up the dick to get a better look at Jeremy's balls.

Jeremy took the inspection with a stoic expression on his face. His hands were behind his head and he was stark naked.

The casting agent leaned over and squinted at Jeremy's testicles. "I don't know", he said slowly. "They look small. Very small."

"They'll look even smaller on TV", the producer said impatiently. "Let's have a look at the next one."

Jeremy's heart sank. He desperately wanted to be a part of this even if it meant that he had to be naked on national TV. Heck, even those embarassing, humiliating games didn't scare him off. "Trash That Junk!" was a hit show. Everybody wanted to be on it.

Now it seemed that it was over before it had even begun.

Just when Jeremy was ready to give up on his dream and leave the casting office, the assistant who was standing behind him spoke up.

"You know", the young man said with a smile. "Small isn't bad. Why don't we try a bit of variety? We've had so many big fucking nuts that couldn't take a decent kick - why not try a pair of small ones?"

The producer rolled his eyes. "Alright", he sighed. "Go ahead."

Jeremy's eyes lit up.

This was his chance!

A split-second later, the assistant's foot connected with his little balls, ramming them into his body.

He collapsed on the ground like a rag doll, screaming from the top of his lungs as the pain radiated from his testicles.


"Small and weak. What a dud."


"Next, please!"


Jimmy said...

Hey Alex,

That was a lot of fun! I'm going to be looking for fun photos now to send to you Alex!



Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, Jimmy! I‘m looking forward to your pictures! :-))