Video links: Nadverts (13)

Bless the advertising industry for coming up with funny and new ways to hit men in the groin in order to sell products! I'm pretty sure there's a group of highly qualified and very well-paid professionals in a warehouse loft somewhere thinking of a way to destroy some nuts for the sake of capitalism right this moment! It's like Karl Marx once said: "Nutshots are the opium of the people."

Here are some more of my favorite commercials featuring guy getting whacked in the goolies.

The first commercial features a tennis ball getting whacked at a hapless player's gonads. "Love means nothing for a tennis player." Yeah. He definitely won't make love anytime soon...

The adventures of Red and Blue’s Poke Balls: Use Low Kick (written by ballboxing)

Our reader ballboxing (author of the Brotherly Boxing Bout series: Learning the ropes, The alpha twin and Punching bag) has sent me another awesome story. All you fans of the Pokémon universe - this is for you! :-))

Previous part:
Poke Balls War

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

“Red, that was so uncalled for”, Blue said as he walked funny across the cabin. He put his right hand inside his loose shorts and tried rearranging his package once again. He grabbed a hold of his long cock and pulled it up to get it out of the way.

Most of the pain in his testicles had subsided after a few hours of laying down on his bed and massaging them, but they were still feeling somewhat swollen. Blue wasn’t accustomed to bulging so much, but no matter how he tried to rearrange his manhood, his cock and balls continued to feel weird and would not let him walk normally.

“That’s rich coming from the guy who nailed me in the nuts as I was sleeping” Red replied as he walked towards the window to open it.

The storm had finally cleared and letting some fresh air and sunshine into the old cabin seemed really necessary. After all, the sweat and cum that had been spilled previously throughout the room were making the place smell rather musky.

“You better be ready soon, we need to go check on what your grandfather sent us here for” Red said after opening the window and taking a deep breath of fresh air.

“You can’t be serious!” Blue yelled in exasperation. “I can’t go out like this; my bulge looks almost obscene and hiking will be hell between my legs.”

Looking for a story

A reader needs help, and - just like Superstud - we are going to do everything in our power to help him, right?

Here's what he wrote:

Hey Alex, this is kinda weird but I didn't know where to really ask this kinda thing. A long time ago I read a wonderful story and I was wondering if you might have heard of it and know the author or title or where it can be found.
All i remember is what happened, no names or anything but it was pretty unique so maybe it will stand out for you.
Two guys meet on a forest trail and things eventually come down to deciding who has the toughest cock and balls. They undergo three trials to test. The first involved tying a log to a tree, pulling it back, and letting it swing down to hammer their balls, the winner was the person who took the highest and therefore fastest and most forceful hit to the balls.
The second was each man stroked himself to full hardon, balanced his cock on a waist high stick, then a sling was draped over his cock and slowly filled with rocks. The point being to see who's cock could take the most weight before bending in half or until the man in question gave up from the pain.
The last one had both men stand in front of a geyser and thrust their junk into the high velocity stream of the boiling hot springs. the winner was the one to last the longest in the stream.
The ending had the winner fuck the loser and reach orgasm by bashing the losers busted balls with his hardon.
sorry the description is so long but that's everything i remember. Please let me know if you have heard this story or know anything about it. i've been looking forever it seem.
Thanks, G.

Well, G., that story sounds hot as hell! I'm pretty sure that I have never read it - I think I would remember it.

Dear readers, can you help us? Does that story sound familiar? Do you know where we can find it?

Thank you so much for your help!

The adventures of Red and Blue’s Poke Balls: Poke Balls War (written by ballboxing)

Our reader ballboxing (author of the Brotherly Boxing Bout series: Learning the ropes, The alpha twin and Punching bag) has sent me another awesome story. All you fans of the Pokémon universe - this is for you! :-))

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Blue closed the bathroom door and grunted angrily as he took off the long sleeves shirt he had been wearing. There were no windows inside the bathroom of the small, wooden cabin, but he could still hear the big water droplets that had been falling from the sky for the past several hours. How could it still be raining? He asked himself.

Blue and Red had considered themselves lucky when they had narrowly avoided the storm yesterday afternoon. They managed to reach the cabin just in time, when the winds were barely picking up. However, they had been trapped ever since and Blue’s patience was at its limit.

The storm had raged on without rest for almost twenty-four hours now. Nearly a full day and there were still no signs of the rain stopping. Blue had looked through the window before going inside the bathroom, and all he could see was a darkened sky with black clouds and thick curtains of endless water droplets.

“Fuck… fuck… fuck…” Blue muttered in frustration as he continued to undress himself so that he could get inside the shower. He unbuttoned his jeans and brought them down along with his boxers, leaving his body entirely naked.

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (36)

Oh, I have some awesome nutshots for you today! Let's dive right in!

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys hitting each other in the nuts just for fun.

The first video is an instant classic. It's from Idiotic Idiots Stunt Crew and it's called 5 KICKS TO THE NUTS! I love the introduction: "To celebrate five years I'm not just taking one, I'm taking five [kicks to the nuts] because I'm single and I don't have any use for these at the moment." Now that's the spirit! A moment later, our brave protagonist asks the kicker: "How hard are you gonna kick me?" There's a moment of silence before he replies in a menacing whisper: "Oh, you're gonna find out." This clip is perfect!

Superstud! (Adrian meets Logan)

Special thanks to Adrian for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who prefers supervillains to superheroes!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

Everybody loved to see a superhero fight a villain, so it was no surprise that the gym was packed. Every last seat was taken, and the crowd was chanting and cheering in anticipation of the main event, the big fight between good and evil.

Logan was “Superstud”, a valiant, courageous hero with muscles of steel and a heart of gold. The 18 year old high school wrestler had gelled his blond hair back like Superman, and his costume was inspired by Captain America’s – with the notable difference that most of it was spray-painted onto Logan’s athletic body. He was wearing a skimpy pair of lycra briefs that left nothing to the imagination. His dick and balls were clearly outlined in the skimpy fabric. It was part of the design, part of Superstud’s persona: He was a sexy, smoking hot, very well-built, and extraordinarily well-equipped superhero who was proud of his assets and didn’t shy away from showing the world what he got: a nice, big cock and a pair of big, juicy balls to match.

The crowd loved it.

Superstud’s nemesis was “The Crusher”, a mean and merciless villain. He was played by Adrian, a school mate of Logan’s. Adrian was a handsome young man with black skin and long, curly black hair. Bright blue tattoos were running across his muscular back. He was shirtless, showing off his flawless upper body and his beautiful tattoos, wearing nothing but a white pair of very short lycra shorts that looked like it was far too small to contain his enormous possessions. He had a very long dick and a pair of gargantuan gonads, and his package stretched the white fabric of his shorts so thin that it was practically transparent, giving the crowd a very good look at every inch of his anatomy. There was no need for spray-painting Adrian’s incredible body: His ebony skin and the bright blue tattoos looked fantastic. He was wearing heavy knee-high black leather boots that served two purposes: They looked absolutely awesome on him, and they contained a couple of useful enhancements that Adrian planned on using should Logan get the upper hand.

They were against the rules that Adrian and Logan had agreed on, of course, but Adrian didn’t give a flying superhero shit about the rules. The Crusher wanted to win, and like any self-respecting supervillain, he was not going to let honor get in the way.

Video links: Animated agony (5)

I know that nutshots in cartoons and animes are not everybody's cup of tea, and I understand the objections of some readers: The nutshots are "fake" by definition. Sometimes the execution of the sack attack defies logic and/or gravity. More often than not they are played for comic effect. I like them, however, because they tend to feature many things that I love about nutshots: funny situations, comical sound effects, light-hearted comments, hilarious reactions. And, love them or hate them, one thing's for sure: They are always right on target.

Here are some more of my favorite videos from animated TV and web shows.

In the episode "Popcorn Monster" of The Adventures of Kid Danger it's not the Popcorn Monster that does some damage to a pair of unsuspecting nuts. No, it's Kid Danger and Captain Man who stomp a poor birthday boy's birthday boys!

Best of the busts: May 2018

Is it June already?

As always at the beginning of the month, we'll have a look at last month's post and how you rated them with our 5 star ratings feature that enables you to leave feedback quickly and easily. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars).


Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of May 2018:

Snapshot: The trick

This is the 12th part of a loose series of short stories inspired by pictures that I found on the web. They don't necessarily feature any of the regular characters. If you have an inspiring picture let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).

Previous episodes:
The loser
The farmer's sons
The intern
The boyfriend
The package
The nutcracker
The candidate
The training
The weightlifter
The rival
The porn star

The boy looked back at Jimmy with an almost pitiably cute expression on his face.

Jimmy had forgotten his name.

It didn't matter.

He was just a boy with a hot ass and an eager hole.

But as much as the boy wanted that hole filled by Jimmy's massive dick, Jimmy was more interested in the boy's fat, plump balls.

When Jimmy was done with him, those balls would be even fatter. They'd be drained and swollen, completely empty and utterly useless.

But the boy didn't know that yet.

Video links: Balance beam ball bangers

The balance beam is one of the cruelest devices ever created. It's like someone thought, "Gymnastics is for girls anyway so let's think of an apparatus that turns boys into girls." Oh boy, and is this apparatus ever efficent! If you have ever straddled a balance beam and landed nuts-first on the hard, merciless wooden surface you know what I'm talking about: Your sex life flashes before your eyes as your poor balls are crushed by your own weight. The tears that well in your eyes are probably the only salty liquid that you'll ever produce anymore. And everybody around you is laughing.

Here are a few of my favorite balance beam nutshots.

Let's start with a straight one, short and sweet. There's some nice nut-to-wood contact and we're pretty sure that wood (morning or otherwise) will not be a problem again for this poor fella.