Friday, May 30, 2008

New poll: Favourite guest?

We've installed a new poll on the right side of this blog. After having asked you to vote for your favourite model last month, this month we'd like to know who is your favourite guest on our website.

The results are very interesting to us and we hope that you'll pick your favourite. The results will play a major role in thinking about plots and stories for the future, so it'd be great if you all participated in the poll and voted for your favourite. (In case you can't settle on one guy, more than one answer is possible...)

Thank you!

P.S.: We have included our camerman Chad in the poll, although technically, he is not a guest. Storywise, he is.
P.P.S.: Since Richard and Paul have only been featured in two blogposts, and their story will end with the third installment of "Richard and Paul", we've deleted them from the "guest list".

Poll results: Favourite model?

During the last month we asked you to vote for your favourite model. More than 100 people did (Thanks a lot!) , and these are the results (more tha one answer was possible):

Simon, "the geek" 61%
Leo, "the skater" 60%
Danny, "the actor" 37%
Kev, "the jock" 33%
Michael % Will, "the twins" 25%
Jesid, "the sex buster" 5%
Nate, "the three nutter" 1%

I have to admit I'm very surprised by two things:

1. I didn't know that Simon is this popular. I like him, but I expected Leo to take the top spot (which he missed by exactly 1 vote...). Now I am going to try and include him in more stories. He will be in the story with Ryan Phillippe, and No. 2 and No. 3 (i.e. Leo and Danny) will be, too.

2. I didn't realize that Jesid and especially Nate are this unpopular. Admittedly, I don't care about Jesid that much - but I like the character of Nate. Both of them will be featured in a few stories that are coming. But in the long run I think they'll be out...

Thanks again for voting! It's great to see your opinion!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Sammy the ball doctor: Treating the twins

Featured in this story: Sammy and the twins (click for pictures)

Sammy was standing in the hallway talking to the twins Will and Michael.

I nudged my cameraman Chad’s shoulder and grinned: “He really does look like a doctor, doesn’t he?”

Chad stopped fumbling with the camera and shrugged. “I don’t know. He’s wearing a white coat and he has a stethoscope. But he’s at least 15 or 20 years younger than any real doctor I’ve ever met…”

“You’re still resentful cause Sammy did quite a good job treating your nuts, right?”

Chad shrugged again and returned to fumbling with the camera.

I chuckled and looked at the three models again.

Sammy, the tall 18 year old red-haired skaterboy, laughed and playfully slapped Will’s groin.

Will did a comical reaction, opening his mouth wide, crossing his eyes, grabbing his crotch, and bringing his knees together.

Sammy and Michael laughed out loud.

Chad looked up from the camera and nodded at me.

“Okay, let’s go”, I said and walked over to the guys.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Ryan goes down

Two days ago, Ryan Phillippe, 33 year old actor, ex-husband of Reese Whitherspoon and all-around hottie, was here at our studio. Ryan is gonna be our first Special Guest Star, and thanks to our model and actor Danny, who happened to have met him on a movie set, he agreed to work with us.

On his first visit, I made a somewhat underwhelming impression, coming off as an ineloquent, lethargic idiot. But at least Ryan took the opportunity to show off his ballbusting skills, kicking my nuts expertly and showing no remorse at all. Good for him, bad for the guys who will co-star with him, and certainly very bad for my balls…

Anyway, he left a DVD for me and hinted that the contents might be of interest.

There was a small, white label on the DVD: “IGD - Outtakes”.

I popped the DVD into the player. There was one file on the DVD, named “IGD Ryan and Kieran”. The video started without any titles or credits. It seemed like it was some private DVD that was not intended for commercial use.

***

A movie set appears on screen. Some kind of apartment or loft in the backround, some chairs and technical moviemaking equipment in the foreground. The camera is static.

A few people are standing in the set, I recognize Kieran Culkin, so the footage was probably filmed on the “Igby Goes Down” set. A woman is applying make-up to Kieran’s face, a man who looks like he is in his late thirties – the director? – is talking to him.

Ryan enters the frame from the side, and everybody but Kieran leaves.

The director sits down, his chair is half-visible in the frame. He shouts a few instructions, a voice from the off asks for silence. Then Kieran and Ryan start reciting some dialogue, something earnest and serious about their family being in trouble.

Suddenly, in the middle of a sentence, Ryan backslaps Kieran in the crotch.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Starstruck

Featured in this story: Alex (click for pictures)

Today I was cleaning up the studio. It was painfully necessary because I hadn’t done much for the last weeks during the Ballbusting Olympics which had occupied most of my time.

I was in the middle of vacuum-cleaning the floor, and the noise of the machine was filling the room, when suddenly I was tapped on the shoulder. I was startled and turned around, just to see a smiling man whom I recognized from films like “Cruel Intentions”, “Crash”, “Igby Goes Down”, and “Gosford Park”.

I was speechless.

The blond actor was smaller than I had expected, about 5’8” or 5’9”. He was smiling at me, showing his white teeth. He was wearing jeans and a tight-fitting shirt that showed off his body.

A fashionably simple satchel was hanging over his shoulder.

The sound of the vacuum cleaner seemed to eliminate every coherent thought in my brain and I just stood and stared.

His blue eyes looked me over, amused and friendly.

I was frozen.

The monotone sound of the vacuum cleaner stopped, when my vis-à-vis bent down and pressed the button.

Silence.

“Hi. I’m Ryan Phillipe”, the blond guy grinned and extended his hand.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Your opinion

Now that the Ballbustinng Olympics are finally over, we’d like to know what you think of them. Which story is your favourite? Which one don’t you like at all? Do you want us to do “Ballbusting Olympics 2009” next year? If so, which kind of sport do you want to see?

Any feedback would be great!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Awards & Penalties

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: BenDannyKevLeoParkerPhilthe twins and Zach (click for pictures)

I stood with Chad at the entrance of the gym.

“Happy?” he asked me.

“Of course I am. I wasn’t very confident when Kev and his buddies told me about this idea. But the Ballbusting Olympics rocked! And we’ve been getting a lot of emails asking for another event next year.”

Chad smiled. “Great. Will it happen?”

“What?”

“The Ballbusting Olympics 2009?”

I shrugged. “Phhh, I don’t know. I’m pretty exhausted right now. But who knows?”

Chad nodded.

“But before we make plans for next year”, I continued, “let’s finish the Ballbusting Olympics 2008 first, okay?”

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Chad's Stress balls

Featured in this story: Chad and Danny (click for pictures)

Danny was sitting on the couch, looking at his shoes. He was wearing sneakers that looked pretty new. His strawberry blond hair was tousled and he was wearing blue jeans and a bright green shirt and a jacket.

I waited.

After a few moments of silence, he looked up and told me in a dismal voice: “My brother’s coming to town.”

“Oh”, I said.

Danny nodded and looked at his shoes again.

I said tentatively: “That’s--- well, I don’t know… That’s good, isn’t it?”

Danny shrugged.

“When is he coming?”

“Sometime in July.” Danny looked at me with the expression of a beaten dog. Then he reached into a pocket in his jacket and took out some pictures.

I couldn’t see them from where I was sitting.

Danny sighed again. Then he gave me the pictures.

I looked at them and laughed.

Danny winced.

I held half a dozen pictures in my hand, printed with a laser printer. All of them were screenshots from movies Danny had done with us. One showed him naked, covered in cum. Another one was a picture of Danny’s naked balls getting kicked by Jimmy, the twins’ brother. The others showed him in equally obscene poses.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

One on one: Wish list


We are going to start a new series called „One on one“ where we’ll pit one guy against another one. Some of our models and some of our recurring guests are going to make an appearance (or probably several appearances) in this series.

Here's the list:

Phil vs. Parker [published 06/27/2008]
Phil vs. Kev [published 07/21/2008]
Michael vs. Will [updated 05/21/2008] [published 07/26/2008]
Simon vs. Tristan [updated 05/21/2008] [published 06/20/2008]
Simon vs. Parker [updated 05/21/2008] [published 09/21/2008]
David vs. Ben (winner: Ben) [updated 05/21/2008] [published 08/01/2008]
Sammy vs. Parker [updated 05/24/2008][published 11/19/2008]
Sammy vs. Phil [updated 05/24/2008] [published 06/22/2008]
Zach vs. Will (winner: Will; barefoot match/gaspedalling) [updated 05/27/2008] [published 16/07/2008]
Danny vs. Leo (loser gets fucked) [updated 05/27/2008] [published 08/15/2008]
Zach vs. David [updated 06/21/2008] [published 07/06/2008]
Leo vs. Tristan (gaspedalling/foot domination/forced foot sniffing or licking/footjob) [updated 07/06/2008[published 08/21/2008]
Danny and David vs. the twins [updated 07/19/2008] [published 09/12/2008]
Cal vs. Brandon [updated 07/20/2008] [published 08/20/2008]
David vs. Ben - the rematch (winner: David) [updated 08/02/2008] [published 08/07/2008]
Kev vs. Nate (winner: Kev; extensive footplay, footjob, foot domination, cum etc.) [updated 08/03/2008[published 09/14/2008]
David vs. Ben - 3rd match (winner: David; cum) [updated 08/11/2008] [published 08/30/2008]
David vs. Zach - the rematch (winner: David, after almost losing) [updated 08/11 and 08/18/2008] [published 08/17/2008]
Zach vs. Kev (winner gets a blowjob; winner: Zach) [updated 08/18/2008] [published 12/05/2008]
Ben vs. Kev (showing off, comparison of muscles) [updated 08/21/2008] [published 11/27/2008 as part of Ben's wrestling match]
Ben and Kev vs. the twins ("a ballbusting match in which one unlucky guy faces down four big feet, hands, knees and elbows"; winners: the twins; fixed fight against Ben) [updated 08/22 and 08/24/2008] [published 10/05/2008 as Ben's wrestling match]
Parker vs. David (winner: David) [updated 09/22/2008 and 11/21/2008] [published 12/03/2008]
David vs. Ben - 4th match (winner: David) [updated 11/18/2008 and 11/21/2008] {published 02/12/2009]
Parker vs. Xander (winner: Parker) [updated 11/21/2008]
Parker vs. David - the rematch (winner: Parker) [updated 12/04/2008] [published 02/25/2009]
Logan vs. Ben (winner: Logan) [updated 12/19/2008] [published 05/29/2015]
Logan vs. Ben - the rematch (winner: Ben) [updated 12/19/2008, published 07/26/2015]
Leo vs. Xander (winner: Leo) [updated 12/23/2008] [published 01/25/2009]
David vs. Xander ("clash of the egocentric titans"; sock smelling) [updated 12/24/2008]
Parker vs. David - 3rd match (winner gets a blow-job; winner: Parker) [updated 02/26/2009] [published 07/25/2013]
Danny vs. Leo - the rematch (loser gets fucked; winner: Leo) [updated 03/03/2009]
Xander vs. Tristan (footjob; winner: Xander) [updated 03/04/2009]
Zach vs. Logan [updated 05/07/2009] [published 07/05/2013]
Dima vs. Logan [updated 05/07/2009]
Chad vs. Glenn (Leo's dad) [updated 07/27/2013]
The twins vs. Parker (Roshambo) [updated 07/09/2014] [published 09/26/2014]
Kev vs. Logan [updated 03/09/2015] [published 03/22/2015]
Leo vs. Phil [updated 05/28/2015] [published 04/29/2016]
Logan vs. Ben - 3rd match [updated 07/28/2015]
Zach vs. Logan - the rematch [published 11/04/2016]
Logan vs. Parker [updated 11/05/2016]
Ben vs. Kev [updated 06/19/2017]
Cal vs. Zach [updated 07/03/2017]
Sammy vs. Tristan [updated 07/03/2017]
Leo vs. Sammy [updated 10/15/2017]
Kev vs. the twins [updated 08/27/2018]

If you have any more suggestions for this series, please let me know by putting them into the comments section or writing an email. If you provide details (e.g. who’s gonna win; specific clothing or footwear; setups, attitudes or relationships; etc.) I’ll make sure to include those ideas as well.Thank you!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Danny's interviews 5

Featured in this story: DannyParkerPhil and the twins (click for pictures)

Two days ago we had our final day of competition in the Ballbusting Olympics with an eye-watering Punch Ball contest. AJ received the gold medal for the frat guys, bringing his personal overall tally as well as his team’s to two medals. Kev got the silver medal for the jocks, Parker came in third place for the gymnasts, and Leo, competing for the skaters, went home empty handed. While AJ and his team-mates Zach and Reese were celebrating AJ’s victory with the audience, Danny, our strawberry-blond actor-turned-commentator, went backstage and talked to some of the participants.

***

Danny is standing in the locker rooms. Standing next to him is Parker. The limber indie boy with the flaing red hair is looking at the camera, a weak grin on his handsome face.

“Hi there, I’m Danny reporting from the Ballbusting Olympics”, Danny smiles into the camera.

“Here with me is Parker. Hi, Parker.”

“Hi, Danny.” Parker is stark naked, his right hand fondling his slightly red ballsack, his left hand unconsciously caressing his naked chest.

”First of all – congratulations for your bronze medal today. It is your second medal after you received gold in Roshambo.”

“That’s right.”

“How do you feel?”

Parker grimaces. “Well, I’m happy, obviously.”

“You don’t look too happy to me”, Danny grins.

Parker chuckles and shrugs. “You know how it is.”

The camera zooms in on Parker’s hand fumbling with his reddened testicles.

“My nuts took a serious beating – but I’m getting used to it”, Parker says.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Punch Ball

Featured in this story: DannyKevLeoParker and Zach (click for pictures)

“We’ve got five minutes before the competition starts,” I told Chad as we walked toward the central control room.

The audience was in a very good mood and the twelve guys who had met David Beckham were greeted with cheers and applause as they limped back to their seats.

Danny, our strawberry-haired actor-turned-commentator was sitting in the commentator’s box.

“Was that---“

“Yeah, I think it was”, I interrupted him, slightly annoyed. “Listen, guys, could we just move on?”

Chad and Danny shrugged.

“Yeah, of course”, Danny said.

“Thank you”, I said and sat down.

A few moments later the show began.

The gym filled with applause when the music started.

“Welcome to the final day of competition here at the Ballbusting Olympics”, Danny said into the microphone. “Today it’s Punch Ball. It’s quite simple: The contestants are going to punch each other in the nuts. They go alternately for 1 minute at a time. Giving up, collapsing on the ground, or passing out means that you lose – you lose the match and probably the ability to father children, as well. “ Danny chuckled. “It’s gonna be an interesting battle… And here are the athletes. The skaters with Leo, Tristan and Sammy; the gymnasts with Parker, Michael and Will; the jocks with Kev, Colin and Ben; and the frat guys with AJ, Reese and poor Zach, or ‘Big Balls’, a nickname he earned around here because of--- well I think I don’t have to explain that... Zach had a very hard time last week. If you tuned in last week to our Squash competition, you have witnessed the juice getting squeezed out of his huge nuts. It was not a pretty sight… There were some rumors that he might have left the team, or that he might have been fired. But apparently he made up with Reese and AJ. Anyway, he is here tonight.”

The athletes stood on the stage, wearing nothing but tight white briefs that displayed their equipments.

“And here is our umpire, star soccer player and happy Englishman Phil”, Danny announced.

Redhead Phil smiled and took a bow as the audience cheered and whistled. He was wearing his umpire’s uniform: skimpy black shorts and a tight black t-shirt.

“Look at his muscular legs”, Danny said dreamily. “No wonder he is the up-and-coming star of American soccer… Well, anyway, now the teams are gonna choose who will compete in Punch Ball. First up are the skaters and they choose… Leo. Leo is 19 years old and 6’3” tall. He has already competed in the Ballbusting Olympics, receiving bronze in Roshambo. So maybe he is gonna add another medal to his collection…”

New label

I've just added a new label that identifies all the stories that have cumshots in them.

Do you have any other wishes concerning labelling? I have thought about creating a label for the different types of busts, i.e. kicks, squeezes, knees etc. But that'd be very laborious, and I don't even know if you think it's a good idea...

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Beckhamania

The last day of competition in the Ballbusting Olympics started with a bang.

My cameraman Chad and I were going through some notes in the central control room.

The audience was taking their seats. We had sold more than 150 tickets, and we were very happy with that. About two thirds of the people had taken their seats. The audience comprised mostly young men in their twenties. I recognized some of the guys’ faces and I assumed that many of them had watched most if not all of our past contests.

I was starting to tell that to Chad but before I could open my mouth, something happened that made the audience whisper and point at the door.

Chad had noticed, too, and both of us turned our heads to see what they were pointing at.

Chad whispered to me: “Is that---“

“David Beckham”, I said slowly.

“Is it him?”

“I--- I don’t know… He looks like him.”

“But is it really---“

“Chad, I don’t know!”

“I just---“

“I don’t know, Chad!”

Chad shrugged.

We watched the guy who stood at the entrance. He was talking to someone and was completely oblivious to the commotion that was going on in the audience.

Chad tapped my shoulder. “Why don’t you ask him?“

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Cool intentions

Featured in this story: Danny (click for pictures)

A few days ago I told Danny, our reliable celebrity-liaison, about the outcome of our Special Guest Star poll.

“It’s Ryan Philippe”, I said.

“Ryan? Great!” Danny said.

Danny and I were sitting on the couch in the studio.

“Why don’t you contact him and set up a date?” I suggested.

“Yeah, I will do that”, Danny nodded. “Do you have anything planned for him?”

I thought about that. “Well, not exactly, no. I thought we’d just get some of our models together and see where that will take us…”

Danny shrugged. “Okay.”

“Do you know Ryan? I mean, have you ever met him?”

Danny grinned. “Yeah, I met him on the set of – I don’t remember what movie it was. Perhaps it was ‘Igby goes down’? I don’t know. Anyway, I had a bit part and he was one of the supporting actors. He’s a nice guy, but he can be a bit of an asshole…”

“Perfect”, I smiled.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

100

Wow. I just realized that "Danny's interviews 4" was the 99th post on this blog. I know this must sound weird, but I have to say I'm pretty impressed with myself. :-)

I sort of expected I'd do this for about a month and then I'd grow tired of it. But nope. No signs of fatigue just yet.

At the moment I'm working on the last couple of episodes of the "Ballbusting Olympics" and on the "Special Guest Star" story. Then there's gonna be a new story called "Brother knows best" (featuring Danny and David), there will be some more episodes of "Sammy the ball doctor" and many other things.

If you have any suggestions for storylines, please tell me, I'd like to know! Your input is what keeps me going. I kept me going over the last five months and I hope it will keep me going for another five months and more...

Thanks!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Danny's interviews 4

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Danny and  Zach (click for pictures)

A few days ago we had our fourth day of competition in the Ballbusting Olympics. The teams competed against each other in a fierce ball-squeezing game called Squash. Sammy received the gold medal for the skaters, making the skaters’ team the first one to win two gold medals, after Tristan had won for Ball Breaker a week earlier. Will came in second place for the gymnasts, Ben won bronze for the jocks, and Zach, whose had been unlucky when competing in Roshambo, was unlucky again. His nuts were squashed mercilessly, and the poor frat guy had involuntarily shot his load twice during the course of the night. Danny, our strawberry-blond actor-turned-commentator, went backstage after the show and talked to some of the participants.

***

Danny is smiling into the camera and holds a microphone in his hand. He is standing in the locker rooms.

“Hi, this is Danny, and I’m reporting from the Ballbusting Olympics.”

The camera zooms out. Standing next to Danny are the three frat guys, black-haired hunks AJ and Reese, and their blond team mate Zach.

Danny addresses Zach. “Zach, your performance today was… well, let’s call it creamy…”

AJ and Reese chuckle while Zach looks mortified. The camera pans down his body. He is stark naked, and the fighting has left some marks on his oversized genitals: His big balls are red and slightly bruised, and his huge dick is smeared with dried cum.

“Yeah, well”, Zach mumbles. “It wasn’t my best day…”

Danny chuckles. “I guess we all agree on that…”

Thursday, May 8, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Squash

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: BenDannySammythe twins and Zach (click for pictures)

“I’m looking forward to tonight’s competition”, Danny grinned.

“Yeah, me too”, I replied.

We walked toward the control room and the commentator’s box.

The gym – as always – was packed with round about 150 spectators.

“Strange”, Danny said, looking at the audience as we walked by.

“What?”

“Well, almost all of them are guys. Young guys. A few girls, probably girlfriends, and a few guys older that thirty. But most of them are young guys”, Danny said. “Why?”

I raised my eyebrows. “Well, I guess young men are the target demographic for sports events.”

Danny shrugged. “Probably.”

We stood in front of the first row.

Danny turned to me. “You think they enjoy watching the guys getting nutted?”

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Zero tolerance

Featured in this story: ChadLeo and Parker (click for pictures)

A few weeks ago, on Easter Day to be precise, we had a little Easter egg hunt. Most of our models and some of their friends were there to participate, and we had a little guessing game called “How many eggs are in the basket”.

On Sunday, one of our viewers pointed out that Leo had cheated in the game. He had known abut Nate and extraordinary equipment (he has three nuts), and he didn’t tell anyone. He “guessed” right, of course, and he probably even told his friends Tristan and Sammy who guessed right, too.

Parker and Chad on the other hand betted on the wrong horse – and they were severely punished. Their nuts were black and blue afterwards (quite literally so…)

Well, long story short: Parker and Chad decided to get revenge. And I helped them.

Parker, the “indie boy” with his dyed, flaming red hair, was the first to arrive. He was wearing skintight green jeans and sneakers, and a colourful t-shirt.

I offered him a drink and asked him what his plans were.

“Well”, Parker grinned. “I guess we’re gonna kick his nuts in.”

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

A tip from the public

On Sunday, guy787970 left a comment on „Easter egg hunt“:

lol, Leo cheated!!
(this is a quote from "Volunteer)"“Nice. I mean, I would really like to meet that Nate guy with his three balls… But Jesid sounds interesting, too”, Leo said,"
lol, only one option, chad and Parker must get revenge, haha
I had completely forgotten about that. But he is right. I decided to tell Chad and Parker, and both of them were pretty open to the idea of getting revenge…

So I called Leo today and told him he would have to come to the studio tomorrow. I didn’t tell him what it was all about.

He’s gonna come here tomorrow, and Chad and Parker are gonna be there, too…

Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Danny's interviews 3

Featured in this story: DannyPhil and Tristan (click for pictures)

On Thursday we had our third day of competition in the Ballbusting Olympics. The teams competed against each other in a game called Ball Breaker. Tristan received the gold medal for the skaters, AJ won silver for the frat guys (their first medal at all), Michael came in third place for the gymnasts, and Colin went home empty-handed. Danny, our strawberry-blond actor-turned-commentator, went backstage after the show.

***

Danny is grinning into the camera, a microphone in his hand. He is standing in the locker rooms. “Hi there, I’m Danny reporting from the Ballbusting Olympics. I have Tristan with me here, the first gold medallist from the team of the skaters.”

Tristan smiles. “Hi, Danny.”

“Hi, Tristan. Congratulations on your win!”

“Thanks!”

The camera zooms out to reveal Tristan’s naked body. His meaty balls are hanging low in their reddened, swollen sac, and his cock is half hard and pointing at the camera.

Danny looks down at Tristan’s crotch and chuckles. “So you got rid of those pants right away, hmm?”

Tristan grins weakly. “Yeah, they were very uncomfortable, holding your nuts in place so they could get crushed by the crossbar…”

“I imagine”, Danny smiles. “You took some serious pain in the sperm making department. How are you?”

Thursday, May 1, 2008

The Ballbusting Olympics: Ball Breaker

Featured in this story: ColinChad, DannyPhilTristan and the twins (click for pictures)

The third day of competition in the Ballbusting Olympics was off to a good start: The benches were packed with people, and they were having a good time – to put it mildly.

I was sitting in the central control with my cameraman Chad (who served as assistant director, today) and actor-turned-commentator Danny.

With two minutes left before the start of the show, Danny, Chad and I were watching the audience with amusement.

“It seems like some testicles have already broken to peaces”, Danny grinned, shaking his head.

“And the show hasn’t even started, yet.”

He was right.

Roughly a dozen young men was doubled over in pain and comforting their hurting crotches, having been brutally assaulted by some happy-go-lucky ballbusting assassins. The five attractive, young guys, who were wreaking havoc on our audience members’ balls, wore t-shirts with the logo of the same fraternity on them that Olympics athletes Reese, AJ and Zach were in.

They were playing a game of bag tag, with the notable exception that they weren’t going for each others’ nuts but for the poor testicles of the innocent spectators. Every hit was accompanied by cheers and applause by those whose nuts were still intact. Those who were less lucky were moaning softly and cupping their injured manhood.

“This is the perfect warm-up”, I said slowly. “Perhaps we should invite them to the next two shows, too.”

Chad looked at the five guys and grimaced. “I don’t know. And I suppose I’m the one to go out there and tell them that they have to stop it now, because the show is about to start?”

New poll: Favourite model?

This month we’d like to know which of our models is your favourite. We have cast eight models so far: Danny, Kev, Leo, the twins, Nate, Simon, and Jesid. Vote in the poll on the right to tell us who you want to see featured in the upcoming stories.

Of course we’ll include some of our recurring guests, too. But for now, we’d like to get a little insight regarding how you feel about our models.

So give us your opinion in the poll on the right. Thanks!

Poll results: Special Guest Star

Last month we asked you to vote for a celebrity that you'd like to appear as a Special Guest Star.

139 people took part in the poll (Thanks!) and this is how they voted (more than one answer was possible):

Ryan Phillippe 54%
Justin Timberlake 35%
Zac Efron 29%
Ashton Kutcher 22%
Adam Brody 12%
Johnny Knoxville 12%
Jake Gyllenhaal 9%

Time to call Danny and have him set up a date for the shooting...