Showing posts with label Story: The Ballbusting Olympics 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Story: The Ballbusting Olympics 2009. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Poll results: Ballbusting Olympics 2009

More than 170 people voted in the poll to determine which sports will be played in this years Ballbusting Olympics. Thanks to everyone who participated in the poll!

Here are the results:

Squash   42%
Roshambo   41%
Punch Ball   37%
Knee ball   31%
Footy   29%
Tug-of-war   28%
Nutball   25%
Weight lifting   19%
Tit twister   7%

Last year, we had five days of competition and I think that's a pretty good number. So I guess that means that we'll have Squash, Roshambo and Punch Ball as well as new additions Knee Ball and Footy for this years competition. Maybe, maybe, if I find the time, I will write a Tug-of-war story, too... We'll see.

I can't say for sure when I'll get around to writing the first story. I won't be able to keep last year's schedule (one story a week)...

If you have any ideas for rules and regulations for our five (or maybe six) sports, let me know...
Thanks!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Olympic Countdown: Training Parker (2)

Featured in this story: Parker and Vince (click for pictures)

“You know what you’re doing, right?” Parker said slowly, looking down his naked body.

The 21 year old gymnast with the dyed flaming-red hair was standing in the middle of the studio, his legs spread slightly apart. He had a trained, muscular body, with defined pecs, strong arms and legs, and six-pack abs.

Parker had competed quite successfully in last year’s Olympic Games. This year, he wanted to best his score. That’s why he had asked Vince, our young scientist, prop-guy and technician, to be his trainer and toughen his balls.

Right now, Parker didn’t seem to be to happy with Vince’s efforts.

Vince was fumbling with Parker’s testicles, trying to stuff them into a device that looked pretty frightening.

I could understand why Parker was worried.

Vince ignored him and continued closing the device around Parker’s nuts.

A few moments later, he stepped back and watched the results with a satisfied smile on his face.

Vince was one year younger than Parker, but he looked like he was still in high school. He was quite small – especially in comparison with Parker who was more than 6 feet tall – and had a cute face, brown hair and brown eyes. In a rather desperate attempt to look his age, Vince was trying to grow sideburns and a goatee despite his obvious lack of substantial beard growth. The result looked pretty ridiculous and Vince somehow achieved the exact opposite of what he was trying to do.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Olympic Countdown: Training Parker (1)

Featured in this story: Parker and Vince (click for pictures)

Today was a relatively quiet day. My cameraman Chad and I had put together a plan to show our new co-worker Vince the ropes to a couple of important elements of our work.

Vince was 20 years old, but he looked younger than that. He tried to appear more mature by growing a goatee and sideburns which looked slightly ridiculous and, instead of giving him a rougher, more street-wise look, had quite the opposite effect: Due to his lack of beard growth, he looked more like a pubescent boy than like a man.

We were sitting in front of the computer and Chad and I introduced him to our editing software.

Using one of the “One on one” episodes as an example, we started by making Vince choose and edit some stills to use as preview pictures for the videos.

“What about this one?” Vince asked, running the mouse over the mouse pad.

One the screen was a close-up of Zach’s massive manhood. His cock in the middle of spurting one of his trademark cum shots, with sticky semen sputtering out of its tip, while his balls were flattened into his crotch by a bare foot.

Chad nodded. “Good choice.” He reached for the mouse and selected another frame. “But personally I’d choose this one. Can you guess why?”

Vince looked at the screen. “I guess”, he said, “because that’s the moment when the testicles are crunched flat?”

Sunday, March 1, 2009

New poll: Ballbusting Olympics 2009



Last week I asked you to tell me your ideas for the Ballbusting Olympics 2009. Now you can vote for your favourites in a new poll.

Most of the sports are self-explanatory with the possible exception of Footy and Tug-of-War, that's why I added a description for those to right below the poll. (I hope I managed to give you a good description, I tend to have problems explaining things in short sentences... If you have alternative descriptions that hit the nail on the head, please let me know and I'll change the wording...).

Thanks!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Ballbusting Olympics 2009?

I’m thinking of renewing the Ballbusting Olympics for a second season… :-)

What do you think?

Do you want to see another competition, or do you think that one year is enough?

Who do you want to see competing?

And, most importantly: Which games would you like to see played?

Last year, we had Roshambo (kicking), Squash (squeezing), Nutball (throwing balls at each others’ junks), Ballbreaker (breaking a piece of wood by jumping on it) and Punch Ball (punching, duh). I wasn’t happy with Ballbreaker, so I’d like to replace it. I’m not sure about the other categories. Obviously, I don’t want to write the same stories all over again…

I’d love to hear your thoughts!