Saturday, March 31, 2018

Ballbusting Canucks: Sammy the ball doctor: Treating François (written by Pat)

This is the second of four wonderful Easter stories written by our reader Pat. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Make sure to check in tomorrow for two more (yes! two!) awesome stories!

Previous parts:
A letter from Canada
Show and tell - part 1
Show and tell - part 2
François’s story
Triple threat
Testosterone overload

Swingers
Lord of the thighs
Until next time
Bad Santa
O Cum, All Ye Faithful
The punk and the hockey player
Three falls and a crucifixion



Featured in this story: ChadSammy and Alex (click for pictures)

Alex and Chad were laughing as they watched Sammy and François converse. They were chatting up a storm as they were getting ready to film their scene, moving Sammy’s desk to the middle of the room, a chair on either side. Sammy’s custom medical chair was a few feet away from the desk.

Their current topic was about the food menu.

“So yeah, tonight we cook ribs and mashed potatoes,” the beautiful Quebecois smiled, playing with his caramel colored hair.

Alex, Chad and Sammy drooled from the mouth.

“Done on the barbecue. I’m so happy Leo’s family is gone for the weekend.  Makes it a lot less awkward for Jonathan and more so myself. Especially when certain sounds are coming from a certain host’s bedroom…” François giving a seductive smirk, titling his head as he reflected on all of the sex he had so far with a guy he had the hots for.

Friday, March 30, 2018

Ballbusting Canucks: Three falls and a crucifixion (written by Pat)

This is the first of four wonderful Easter stories written by our reader Pat. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Make sure to check in tomorrow for another awesome story!

Previous parts:
A letter from Canada
Show and tell - part 1
Show and tell - part 2
François’s story
Triple threat
Testosterone overload

Swingers
Lord of the thighs
Until next time
Bad Santa
O Cum, All Ye Faithful
The punk and the hockey player


Featured in this story: ChadLogan and Alex (click for pictures)

“What?!” Logan and Jonathan asked simultaneously.

“Well…” Alex began to speak, staring at the two men in singlets, “I was hoping you guys could have your fight on Sunday.”

Logan shook his head. “No can do. I’m going out of town to see family for Easter dinner. We leave tomorrow.”

“And we leave Monday morning,” Jonathan added.

“Alright I guess we can do it now,” Alex sighed. “I wish I had more notice about the ideas for this weekend with Jonathan and François.”

Alex felt flustered. Until two days ago, there was no guarantee that the Canadians would even be at the studio for Easter weekend.  Furthermore, this is the first time Jonathan and François are here as friends of the Ballbusting Boys models more so than official invitees from the studio. While he wanted to make sure to keep order this weekend, he realized that Easter is Patrick’s favorite holiday. If it’s the Ballbusting Canucks president’s favorite holiday, then Easter must be a wild time at the Canadian studio.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Video links: Cup test (2)


Remember when we talked about cup safety? Brace yourselves. Apparently the problem is worse than we thought. According to an explosive top-secret memo that I wrote myself and that may or not be utterly worthless there's an astonishing number of balls that get destroyed every day (EVERY DAY!) because their owners don't wear proper nut gear. It's a tragedy.

That's why it's so important to make sure that your protective cup is working. How? Just ask your friends! I'm sure they'll be happy to help you!

Here are some of my favorite clips featuring guys testing the limits of testicular protection.

Let's start with a cup commercial. It's so serious that it's ridiculous. "[If your son takes] even one blow without the proper protection", the young man says in a graveyard voice, looking directly into the camera, "he could damage a lot more than just his pride." How he can keep a straight face is beyond me... :-))

Monday, March 26, 2018

Very final poll: Special Guest Star 7


Okay, I've made up my mind. Thanks to everybody who told me their opinion after we discovered that the last poll had been manipulated.

Now, before we come to my decision about how to proceed, let's talk a little about manipulation. There have been some readers who suggested that each and every poll on this site had been manipulated. I don't think so. I do think that in every poll there have been a few irregular votes from some readers who voted more than once, and while that is not very nice, I don't think that these votes have been significant in number, I don't think that they have been coordinated, and I don't think that they have been decisive. In my opinion, casting hundreds of votes is a different kind of manipulation, and I don't want to tolerate that.

Back to this month's poll. 

As I said, Shawn Mendes is disqualified. That was not up for debate. With him out of the picture, Tom Holland took the top spot, followed by a Spidey Special Edition featuring him and Andrew Garfield. 

So it's basically the Tom Holland Show, and all we're deciding is who is going to be the supporting cast. That's why I decided to add a third option that had been suggested by a reader: Triple Spidey Edition featuring Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire.

So here are your choices:

Tom Holland
Double Spidey Edition:
Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield
Triple Spidey Edition:
Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire
Special thanks to the reader who came up with the idea for the third option!

Now cast your vote, and please don't manipulate the poll. I do have a Plan C, and I'm sure you won't be happy with it.

If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page. The poll will be open until April 15th.

Thanks!

Friday, March 23, 2018

Brute force (Pietro meets Logan)

Special thanks to Pietro for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who likes a loveable brute!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details


Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“What do you say?” Pietro grinned, flexing his muscles. The 18 year old hunk was wearing cowboy boots and worn out blue jeans that were bulging at the crotch with his enormous package. He was a man’s man, a tall, muscular bodybuilder, extremely ripped and bulky, with brown hair and a winning smile.

Logan chuckled. “Careful what you wish for.”

Like Pietro, Logan was 18 years old. He was athletic and fit, but not nearly as muscular as Pietro.

They had met online on a couchsurfing website. Logan had been invited to Texas for a wrestling tournament, and he had looked for a place to stay for a couple of nights.

Today, on his last night here, Logan was in a great mood. There were a couple of reasons for that, first and foremost the fact that he had won the tournament. It felt great to be a winner, and Logan had proudly showed off his new trophy to his host.

In addition to that, Logan was looking forward to meeting his girlfriend again. Like any guy his age, Logan was horny all the tame, and after a couple of days without release, his balls were churning with pent-up cum.

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Shawn Mendes and the current poll



We have to talk about the current poll. Something fishy is going on. It looks like someone is manipulating the poll to make Shawn Mendes win.

After the first couple of days, the Spidey Edition option (Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield) had accumulated a comfortable lead over the other two options (Tom Holland solo, and Shawn Mendes). And then, suddenly, in an overnight miracle, the votes for Shawn Mendes almost quadrupled, pushing him into the lead.

It doesn't take a Special Investigator to figure out that someone interfered in these elections. We'll never find out who did it, but I don't want to let this go by. Stuff like this is ruining the fun for me. And, as you know, I do all of this because of the fun.

I have stopped the poll until I figure out how we go on from here.

(Just for posterity: The poll ended with Spidey Edition: Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield: 167 votes, Tom Holland: 44 votes, Shawn Mendes: 310 votes, total votes: 521)

Right now I'm contemplating two options. I don't think the disqualification of Shawn Mendes is up for debate. Sorry to all the Shawn Mendes fans out there. Somebody ruined this for you.

Option a)
Disqualify Shawn Mendes and start a new poll with the two remaining options, which would be Tom Holland against himself and Andrew Garfield.

Option b)
Disqualify Shawn Mendes and start a new poll with all the options that got 10% or more of the vote in the initial poll.

Any thoughts?

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Video links: Animated agony (4)


No testicles got hurt during the making of the clips in this post. But that doesn't mean they're not awesome! :-))

Here are some more of my favorite nutcrunching scenes from animated TV shows and movies.

Let's start with a triple towel whip nutshot from Family Guy. Ouch!

Monday, March 19, 2018

Ballbusting Club: My favorite clips (2)


I'm a proud member of the Ballbusting Club, one of the very best ballbusting video sites on the web. It's run by the amazing, multi-talented Knave (of Ballbusting Cartoons fame) and it's unique in it's playful, joyful approach to ballbusting.

Today I want to tell you about one of my favorite clips at Ballbusting Club: Killer Bees in: Slow Motion Kicks #2. Brittney treats poor Knave to a wonderful series of painful, hard kicks that are repeated in glorious, cringe-inducing ultra slow motion.

Here are a couple of screenshots to whet your appetite:

Friday, March 16, 2018

Final poll: Special Guest Star 7


Oooooh! This is exciting! We are in the final stages of determining our next Special Guest Star!

More than 830 people took part in our first poll to narrow down the field. That is fantastic! Thanks to everybody who voted!

And here are the results (more than one answer was possible):

Ballbusting Canucks: The punk and the hockey player (written by Pat)

This is another awesome story written by our reader Pat. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! 

Previous parts:
A letter from Canada
Show and tell - part 1
Show and tell - part 2
François’s story
Triple threat
Testosterone overload

Swingers
Lord of the thighs
Until next time
Bad Santa
O Cum, All Ye Faithful


Jonathan smiled as he entered the Ballbusting Canucks studio, watching the young man in front of him wildly dance and sing.

“Bust the nuts of that stupid putz, as I’m banging my HEAAAAAADDD!!!! It’s like a snake ball orgy…-” The young man stopped his aggressive singing when he had the sudden feeling he was being watched.

Jonathan was laughing his ass off. “New song, man?”

Brody blushed, he had no idea he was singing so loud. “It’s uh… still a work in progress. Give me some time and it will be dope!” he smirked.

“Sorry to cut into your practice time. Thanks for meeting me,” Jonathan smiled, rubbing his neck.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Video links: Rock Paper Balls (3)


Sometimes, when you're bored, you need a fun little game to lift your spirits and let you connect to your friends in a very special way, right? There are a lot of way to do that - but one of the most effective ways is playing a nice little round of Rock Paper Balls. You'll be in pain, and you'll be worried about your chances of every fathering children - but you won't be bored any more!

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys playing Rock Paper Balls.

It seems like the guys in the following clip don't want to risk any permanent damage to their manhoods so they decided to flick each others' nuts instead of outright kicks or punches. I'm not sure they realized that a good, well-placed nut flick can hurt just as good...

Monday, March 12, 2018

From the web: 15 Guys Eloquently Describe How It Feels To Get Hit In The Balls


Okay, I know that you'll love this: 15 Guys Eloquently Describe How It Feels To Get Hit In The Balls. It's a wonderful little article on ELITE DAILY, a website I've never heard of. I have no idea how I found it - but there it was, in all it's wonderfulness.

Two quotes:

Friday, March 9, 2018

Three on one (Greg, Garth and Gary meet Logan)

Special thanks to Greg for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who prefers hard ballbusting sex to playful ballbusting banter!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details


Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

Logan couldn’t help but chuckle. “You sure?” he said with a smirk. “Last chance to back out…”

The handsome blond high school wrestler was wearing a brightly colored wrestling singlet that contrasted nicely with his tanned, muscular body.

Greg, Garth and Gary looked at each other.

They were shorter than Logan, three scrawny, slim boys without any muscles to speak of. They looked almost pathetic next to Logan, the popular, god-like athlete.

Greg ran his hand through his ginger hair and smiled cockily. “Afraid we might win?”

Logan stared at him. Then he burst out laughing.

The idea of him losing to any of them was positively ridiculous. Logan was a prize-winning wrestler, and they were just a bunch of scrawny kids.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Video links: Golf nuts


Let's admit it. Golf is a pretty boring sport. So it's only natural that you'd want to make things a little more interesting. What better way than to put your own balls on the line?

Here are some of my favorite videos featuring guys playing golf with their testicles.

Let's start with a group of guys from Brazil. My Portuguese is a little rusty but I think they're playing golf to determine who gets whacked in the nuts with a golf ball. Simple idea. Perfectly executed.

Monday, March 5, 2018

Ballbusting Club: My favorite clips (1)


I'm a proud member of the Ballbusting Club, one of the very best ballbusting video sites on the web. It's run by the amazing, multi-talented Knave (of Ballbusting Cartoons fame) and it's unique in it's playful, joyful approach to ballbusting.

Today I want to tell you about one of my favorite clips at Ballbusting Club: Quinn in: Finale #1 which kinda feels like a swan song for Knave's swollen left testicle...

Here are a couple of screenshots to whet your appetite:

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Best of the busts: February 2018


If you visit this site regularly you know about our 5 star ratings feature: At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars).

It's the easiest way to leave your feedback. If you don't want to write a comment or an email you can just rate the post to let your voice be heard. I really appreciate it! :-))

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of February 2018:

Friday, March 2, 2018

Snapshot: The weightlifter


This is the ninth part of a loose series of short stories inspired by pictures that I found on the web. They don't necessarily feature any of the regular characters. If you have an inspiring picture let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).

Previous episodes:

The loser
The farmer's sons
The intern
The boyfriend
The package
The nutcracker´
The candidate
The training

"Look at me!" Boone roared. "Look at me, bro!"

He was high as a kite and stark staked.

It was four in the morning. The room was a mess. Most of the guests had gone. Some were sleeping in the hallway. It had been one hell of a party.

"I'm the king of the world!" the handsome stud grunted as he lifted the weights over his head and placed them on his neck. "Fuck yeah!"

"What the fuck, bro", his frat brother Ryder mumbled, one hand holding a can of beer, the other one scratching his pubes inside his loose sweat pants. His eyes were fixed on Boone's perfect bubble butt.