Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Video links: Comedy gems (21)



Is there a better punchline than a pair of testicles?

Here are some more of my favorite comedy nutshots from TV shows, movies and web originals.

Let's start with a video clip that's as hilarious as it is weird. The premise of the following skit is that two friends discover the teleporting power of nutshots. It's a heart-warming sci-fi tale of friendship and pain with a slightly dark twist at the end. You have to see it to believe it!

I love the dialogue by the way - there are so many great lines in this clip: "So you got your meat tenderized - what's new?" - "Who knew your balls could do such great things?" - "My baby factory is malfunctioning, dude!" -  "One more kick and I'm not having kids, dude!" - "My candy factory is closed for business!" - "Tom and Harry are on break!" These guys should get a script-writing Oscar!

Monday, November 18, 2019

The B Factor - The Lucky Dozen


We have found our Lucky Dozen, the twelve contestants that garnered the highest number of votes in our huge selection poll. Let's have a look at the results before we start our first elimination round.

More than 2,000 votes were counted. Thanks to everybody who voted!

And here are the results*:

* More than one answer per person was possible. The percentage number is calculated by using the total of voters, not votes. That's why the shares add up to more than 100%.

The Lucky Dozen:
Tom Holland (Spider-Man)   39%
Liam Hemsworth (Empire State)   39%
Zac Efron (Neighbors, Baywatch)   39%
Leonardo DiCaprio (Titanic, The Wolf of Wall Street)   36%
Chris Evans (Captain America, The Gifted)   35%
Jack Falahee (How to Get Away with Murder)   35%
Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain)   34%
Noah Centineo (The Perfect Date)   34%
Nolan Gould (Modern Family)   34%

Shawn Mendes (Singer)   34%
Timothee Chalamet (Call me by your name)   34%
Taylor Lautner (Twilight)   33%

You find the rest of the results at the bottom of this post.

It's a very strong field, and I'm looking forward to this experiment.

So let's get things started!

This week's question is: Who has the biggest dick?

Vote for your favorite in our new poll which closes on Monday. The contestant with the fewest votes will be eliminated and punished for his loss.


Sunday, November 17, 2019

An ordinary day at school (1) (revisited)

Since more than half of our readers discovered this blog less than five years ago I thought it would be nice to re-introduce some older stories for those who didn't catch them when they were first published. Enjoy!


Featured in this story: LeoSammySimon and Tristan (click for pictures)

“It feels a bit strange”, George said, smiling sheepishly.

The 23 year old actor was standing in the middle of the classroom, wearing blue trousers, a white shirt and a blue tie. He ran his hand through his big head of blond curls and added, “A couple of years ago, I went to this school.” He looked around the room. “This is where we had our geography classes…”

I smiled. “How did you get them to let us film in here?”

George shrugged. “Well, I asked my former teacher. I told her that we were filming an independent movie. She has seen a short film that I starred in.”

“Thanks for doing that”, I smiled.

George chuckled. “I hope she never finds out what we are doing…”

Simon was standing next to him, wearing similar clothes. His dark blond hair was neatly parted and his blue eyes sparkled with excitement. He adjusted his glasses and smiled at George.

I turned around and looked at my cameraman Chad who was setting up the camera.

It was a perfect setting for our second feature in our “Role play” series. We had placed fifteen seats in the room. They were occupied by a couple of our models. The twins were sitting next to Parker and Danny. Ben, Kev and Colin were there, too, along with Zach, Cal and Brandon.

The protagonists of the first part of our story were George, Simon and the skaterboys, though.

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Friday, November 15, 2019

Logan's luck - a sackwrecking superhero fantasy (written by Mickey)

Here is another wild, crazy story by our loyal reader Mickey, author of Logan's luck - a ball bash beach fantasy and Logan's luck - a testicular train trash fantasy. This story was inspired by Superstud! (Adrian meets Logan). I hope you'll enjoy this new fantasy as much as I did!


Featured in this story: Logan and Zach (click for pictures)

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Superstud was the strongest, greatest and best superhero in Wrestle town. There was no one who did not know about Superstud, nor could they associate his body paint and iconic red briefs with anyone else.

Logan's costume when he became Superstud wasn’t always the Superman and Captain America inspired spray painted body that was finally fitted with a skimpy red brief which highlighted his big cock and juicy balls for the world to see.

But when one was equipped with flight, super speed and many other superpowers to say the least, life of being a superhero became rather boring.

And like how everyone knew that kryptonite was Superman’s weakness, everyone knew that Superstud’s great weakness were his well-endowed babymakers, that his power reduces the more in pain his balls are in – and whilst there was embarrassing case like his battle with The Crusher – he enjoyed displaying it in full sight to make his crime fighting life more challenging.

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (50)


There's a special place in hell for guys who think it's funny to hit each other in the nuts. And that place is very, very crowded!

Here are some more of my favorite videos featuring guys hitting each other in the nuts for fun.

Have you ever taken a baseball bat to the groin? This is probably the best way to do it. Quick, hard, and with your buddies discussing who gets to go next while you're writing on the floor.

Monday, November 11, 2019

From the web: Why It's So Hilarious to See Other Guys Get Kicked In the Balls


Have you ever asked yourself Why It's So Hilarious to See Other Guys Get Kicked In the Balls? Well, this Men's Health article tries to get to the bottom of it.

Choice quote:
Distance plays a part in your glee as well, notes Dr. Shuster. It’s kind of why you’re more likely to crack up when you see a guy get whacked in the balls on TV or YouTube than you would if the guy walking next to you takes a hit to his undercarriage. That depersonalizes us from the experience and lends a sense of safety to the viewer. So you’re allowed to laugh at the “other” and not worry that your own balls are at risk.
Well, Dr. Shuster, I'm not quite sure that this is true for everybody. I'd be willing to take a bet to say that most of us would crack up if the guy walking next to us took a hit to his undercarriage just as well...

Nevertheless it's an interesting read.

Read the full article here.

P.S.: Don't skip the embedded video titled "6 Things Every Man Should Know About His Penis". Thing #5: You really can break it. Ouch!

Sunday, November 10, 2019

One on one: Zach vs. Will (revisited)

Since more than half of our readers discovered this blog less than five years ago I thought it would be nice to re-introduce some older stories for those who didn't catch them when they were first published. Enjoy!



Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story:  the twins and Zach (click for pictures)

Michael was sitting on the couch, looking bored. He was wearing jeans and a t-shirt and looked around the studio. He spotted a book that was lying on the table in front of him and grabbed it.

His twin brother Will was sitting on the weight bench. He looked at his sneakers and tapped his fingers on his thighs. He was dressed just like his brother, but his blond hair was a bit longer.

Other than that, the 22 year old twins looked exactly alike.

Michael stared at the cover of the book and read the title out loud. “’Silent partner’. Yours?”

I nodded. “A thriller. Quite a good one, actually.”

Michael shrugged. He put the book back onto the table and sighed. “Let’s go to the pool.”

Will chuckled. “Wanna see your little sweetheart again?”

Michael ignored him.

“What’s his name? Billy? Benny?”

Michael rolled his eyes. “Bobby. And he’s not my sweetheart. Just a… friend…”

“Ooooh”, Will grinned. “Bobby.” He closed his eyes, puckered his lips and made kissing noises. “Bobbybobbybobbybobby…”

Michael frowned at him.

Will laughed. “Come on, Mikey, it’s okay.”

Michael sighed and looked at his watch.

Zach entered the studio. He was slightly out of breath. “Traffic”, he mumbled and shook my hand.

Will stood and smiled at Zach. “Hi”, he said. “I’m Will.”

Zach nodded. “We met at the Olympics.”

“Oh, yeah”, Will grinned. “I beat you in Squash.” He looked at his hand and repeatedly opened and closed his fist. “I squeezed your balls pretty bad.”

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Friday, November 8, 2019

Kinkster's delight (Mitch meets Parker)

Special thanks to Mitch for the idea for this story (Mitch told me he was inspired by this video when he sent me his request)! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who has some deep, dark, kinky fantasies!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Artwork created by Champ

Featured in this story: Parker (click for pictures)

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

“Don’t pretend that you don’t like it”, Parker chuckled as the handcuffs clicked around his companion’s wrists and ankles, pinning him to the bed in a spread-eagle position, bare naked, exposed and vulnerable.

Parker was 21 years old, an adventurous, flamboyant young man with an athletic body and a penchant for flashy clothes and noticeable color combinations. His hair was dyed flaming red, and he was wearing a black mesh top that did very little to cover his muscular upper body, his impressive abs and his perfect pecs, and a leather thong that bulged with his ample genitalia.

On the bed, looking up at Parker with a mix of ravenous lust and titillating anxiety in his eyes, was Mitch. He was 21 years old like Parker, a nice guy, friendly and unassuming, tall and handsome, with dark brown hair and a winning smile.

Right now he wasn’t smiling, though. “But I---”

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Video links: Nadverts (15)


I don't know why marketing people all over the world think it's a great idea to sell their products with clips featuring testicular trauma. I mean, really: This is the 15th edition of "Nadverts" - and there's no end in sight! God bless all those marketing people. Let's hope they'll rule the airwaves for all eternity!

Here are some more of my favorite commercials featuring guys getting hit in the junk.

So let's start with a simple question: Would you buy a soft drink that is marketed by a commercial called Junk punch? If your answer is: "Absolutely! Fuck yeah!" then the next clip is for you. (If your answer is "WTF?!" I have no idea what brought you here...)

Monday, November 4, 2019

Best of the busts: October 2019


You know how much I value your feedback, whether it comes by mail, in a comment or with the help of our ratings feature that enables you to leave feedback quickly and easily. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars).


Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of October 2019: