Special Guest Star: Taylor Lautner

I know you have waited a long, long time for this final part of the Taylor Lautner story. Thanks for your patience!

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: David and Parker (click for pictures)

Previous parts:
Your Suggestions: Special Guest Star 3
New poll: Special Guest Star 3
Alexander Ludwig and the current poll
Final poll: Special Guest Star 3
Poll results: Special Guest Star 3
You only cum twice
Boy, interrupted
Busted at the gym

Taylor Lautner looked around, visibly underwhelmed. “This is it?” the 21 year old Hollywood star asked, raising his eyebrows.

He was wearing a smart black suit and a casual white shirt to white sneakers, and he looked like a model in a glossy magazine. A couple of weeks ago, we had asked the subscribers of our little website to vote in a little poll, determining the sexiest male star our viewers wanted to see getting their balls busted. Young Mr. Lautner had won the poll hands-down.

I’d never have thought that we’d get him – but somehow, one day I got a call from Alexander Ludwig, another young movie star that I had met recently. I didn’t ask why and how – I just accepted the fact that we’d be welcoming Mr. Lautner to a little session at our studio.

“Yeah, well, it is”, I said, blushing. “You probably expecting something a little more---“

“A little less shabby, I guess”, Taylor interrupted me. “It won’t look good on the pictures.”

I looked at my cameraman Chad who seemed to be slightly annoyed by Taylor’s attitude. “It’ll look good on film”, he growled.

Taylor Lautner let out a sarcastic laugh. “Yeah, sure.”

I could have told Taylor about all the clips we had filmed in here, about the gallons of cum that had looked pretty great on a computer screen, about our fans who liked the quality of our work just fine, and about the countless nuts that had been cracked in this room. But I decided to keep that to myself.

Busted at the gym

Featured in this story: Ben and Kev (click for pictures)

Kev looked at his watch. The 20 year old jock was wearing sweat pants and a black t-shirt. He ran his hand through his brown hair and sat down on a bench in the locker room.

Five minutes later, his buddy Ben entered the locker room and sat down next to him. Just like Kev, he was 20 years old, and just like Kev, he was wearing sweat pants and a black t-shirt.

Kev was a bit taller than Ben, but except for that and Ben’s black hair-color, the two guys looked almost identical. They both had muscular arms and legs, handsome faces and a fit, trained body.

“Tell me again”, Kev said. “Why are we doing this?”

Ben shrugged. “I got a call from Danny. Apparently he knows a couple of people in the movie business, and these people pay us a good amount of money to deliver a message…”

Kev grinned. “Okay. But why did Danny come to you?”

Ben shrugged again. “I did a job for him and he thought that I would be interested.”

Kev nodded. Then he turned to his buddy and asked, “So the job went smoothly?”

Ben shifted uncomfortably. “Yeah, it did.”

Kev raised his eyebrows.

“It did”, Ben insisted.

Kev chuckled. “I bet you botched it and ended up crying on the ground in a pool of your own cum…”

Boy, interrupted

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Taylor Lautner leaned back in his chair and smiled. The handsome 21 year old movie star was in the middle of an interview that was going to be included in the Blue Ray Special Features.

“This is one of the best experiences of my career”, he smiled. “I mean, working with Adam Sandler and Kevin James and Chris Rock and David Spade – it’s a dream come true!  This is such a great cast, with excellent actors, and we are having a lot of fun. This movie is going to be a masterpiece, and I’m incredibly grateful to be a part of that.”

The lights went off and the nerdy interviewer grinned sheepishly. “Thanks, Taylor, we---“

“Shut up, idiot”, Taylor said with a cold smile. He adjusted the collar of his light blue shirt and walked away. No need to spend any more time with these morons than absolutely necessary.

He hated this movie. Hated everything about it. How on earth had Kevin James become a movie star? Or Adam Sandler? Two ugly, painfully unfunny has-beens who couldn’t sell a joke if their lives depended on it. It took ages for them to get a scene right – and when the camera wasn’t rolling they ran around ball-tapping every young man in sight.

You only cum twice

Special thanks to the biggest Alexander Ludwig fan.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Logan and Zach (click for pictures)

My day started with a very strange phone conversation.

A couple of weeks ago, we had asked our members to choose our next Special Guest Star, and there was something about the numbers that bugged me. Alexander Ludwig, a 21 year old Canadian who had quickly risen to movie star fame by playing a villainous role in “The Hunger Games”, had emerged as the winner by a landslide, beating out famous stars like Taylor Lautner, Justin Bieber and British pop sensation “One Direction”. Somehow, it didn’t make sense. A little bit of research confirmed it: The poll had been rigged. As a consequence, we disqualified Alexander Ludwig and wrote a lengthy post on our blog.

A week later, as I was preparing for a photo shoot with our models Logan and Zach, the phone rang and a rude woman with a strong British accent demanded to speak to my boss. She sounded almost hysterical, and I contemplated putting the phone down. After taking a deep breath, I said, “You are speaking to him.”

There was silence at the other end of the line, then the women said, “This is Edina Monsoon of Monsoon PR. I’m representing Hollywood hunk Alexander Ludwig.”

Poll results: Special Guest Star 3

The votes have been counted and we have a winner... More than 180 people voted in out poll to determine the next Special Guest Star at the Ballbusting Boys studio. Thanks to everyone who submitted their vote!

And here is the result:


Justin Bieber 20%
The boys from One Direction 37%
Taylor Lautner 43%

Now I need your help. I have to admit that I'm not very familiar with Mr. Lautner's work and I have literally no idea what to do with him... I had a few ideas floating in my head for the boys of One Direction and for Justin Bieber - but none for Taylor Lautner.

So I would be grateful for your input: What is your idea for Taylor Lautner's story? Which models do you want to co-star with him? Do you want him to bust the other guys' balls or do you him to get busted? Does he do it voluntarily or is he forced?

Thank you very much!

Final poll: Special Guest Star 3

The results of our first "Special Guest Star" poll are in! 213 votes have been cast, thanks to everyone who told us your opinion!

Some of them were void, though, and we had to disqualify Alexander Ludwig from the poll. He'll get his own little story, though... (Click here for more information.)

And here are the results:

Armie Hammer    1%
Adam Sandler    2%
Hayden Christensen    2%
Patrick Schwarzenegger    2%
David Archuleta    3%
Josh Hutcherson    3%
Liam Hemsworth    4%
William Levy    4%

Charly Hunnam    5%
Jack Harrer    5%
Nicholas Hoult    6%
Cristiano Ronaldo    7%

Hunger Games spcial edition (Josh Hutcherson, Alexander Ludwig and Liam Hemsworth)    10%
Justin Timberlake    11%
Battle of the Chris' (Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth & Chris Evans)    12%
Andrew Garfield    13%
Chris Evans    13%
Colton Haynes    14%
Logan Lerman    14%
Alex Pettyfer    15%

Justin Bieber    18%
The boys from One Direction    19%
Taylor Lautner    20%
Alexander Ludwig    38%

So we have our finalists: Justin Bieber, the boys from One Direction and Taylor Lautner will compete in a final poll. Take your pick and vote for your favourite(s). The new poll will be open until August 31st.

By the way: If you are reading this post on your mobile device please go to the bottom of this page and choose "View web version" to vote in the poll.

Alexander Ludwig and the current poll

I don't want you to think I'm taking this blog too seriously but, well, I guess I do take it somewhat seriously. And I value your input. That's why the current state of the poll is troubling me a bit. I'm pretty sure that someone is deliberately rigging it to make Alexander Ludwig emerge as the winner. He's leading by a huge margin right now, with 76 of 160 votes compared to 32 votes for the runners-up, the boys of One Direction.

There could be a huge Alexander Ludwig fan base among you - but the "Hunger Games special edition" (with Josh Hutcherson, Alexander Ludwig and Liam Hemsworth) has just 17 votes, placing them at 11 of 24. That's rather iffy, right?

And in the first few days of the poll, Alexander Ludwig didn't even stand out at all. On the 5th of August, he had 4 of 64 votes, placing him at the bottom of the pack. Then, suddenly, the next day, he had 45 of 114 votes. That means 41 of the 50 new votes had been cast for him. Today, he has 76 of 160 votes, so he received 31 of the 56 new votes that have been cast since Monday. Hmm.

I don't want to make a mountain out of a molehill - but if we have a poll to set an important part of a story's plot, I do want the majority's opinion and not the opinion of one person who knows his way around his computer... I've written stories for a single person before - but this time, I want all of you to have a say.

So I have decided to disqualify Alexander Ludwig from the poll.

But since I do somehow admire the passion that this one person is showing for him I'm thinking about writing a part of the "Special guest star 3" story featuring him nevertheless. Right now I'm toying with the idea of having him show up, get his balls busted, and get disqualified for some reason... That would be fitting, don't you think?

There's one condition, though: I want the person who placed all those votes for Alexander Ludwig to write me an e-mail (you find the address in my profile) so we can discuss what the story is gonna be like. Don't worry, I'm not angry. I just want to channel your passion for Alexander Ludwig into something more creative than rigging polls... :-))

Okay. Now back to the rest of you - what do you think: Am I overreacting? Acting like a child? Taking things waaay too seriously? Making the wrong decision? I'd love to hear your opinion.

P.S.: I don't expect the "Hunger Games special edition" to somehow inexplicably emerge as the new frontrunner. If it does, poor Alexander Ludwig might leave our studio with his balls completely unharmed - and you certainly don't want that... :-))

Update 08/11/2013: I just received an e-mail from the Alexander Ludwig fan. So the matter is settled: Alexander Ludwig is not going to be "Special Guest Star 3" but he'll get his own story.

New poll: Special Guest Star 3

Wow, you guys have posted a lot of suggestions for the next Special Guest Star here at the Ballbusting Boys studio...

Here they are, in alphabetical order - with two special options at the bottom:

Adam Sandler (pic)
Alex Pettyfer (pic)
Alexander Ludwig (pic)
Andrew Garfield (pic)
Armie Hammer (pic)
Charly Hunnam (pic)
Chris Evans (pic)
Colton Haynes (pic)
Cristiano Ronaldo (pic)
David Archuleta (pic)
Hayden Christensen (pic)
Jack Harrer (pic)
Josh Hutcherson (pic)
Justin Bieber (pic)
Justin Timberlake (pic)
Liam Hemsworth (pic)
Logan Lerman (pic)
Nicholas Hoult (pic)
Patrick Schwarzenegger (pic)
Taylor Lautner (pic)
William Levy (pic)
The boys from One Direction (pic)
Battle of the Chris': Chris Pine (pic), Chris Hemsworth (pic) & Chris Evans (pic)
Hunger Games spcial edition: Josh Hutcherson (pic), Alexander Ludwig (pic) and Liam Hemsworth (pic)

Vote for your favorite in the poll on the right side of this blog. You can vote for as many options as you like. If there is no clear favorite we'll have a second poll that includes the top candidates...

This poll is open until the 15th of August.

By the way: If you are reading this post on your mobile device please go to the bottom of this page and choose "View web version" to vote in the poll.

Your suggestions: Special Guest Star 3

Now that the boys are back in business, it's time for another celebrity appearance. So far, we've seen Ryan Phillippe and Zac Efron bust some balls and get their balls busted - but that was five years ago. It's up to you - who do you want to come to the BBBoys studio (and leave with a pair of bruised testicles)?

If you have any suggestions, please let us know in the comments section of this post! We'll be collecting the names until the 31th of July, then you'll have a chance to vote for your favourite in a poll next month.