Monday, October 2, 2017


Vince - artwork created by Champ
Name: Vincent Cortez
Age: 20
Hair color: brown
Eye color: green

Vince is a shy, geeky guy with a knack for constructing nut-crunching contraptions. Whenever the Ballbusting Boys Studio needs a ballbusting machine we ask Vince for help. His creative energy is amazing, and I love his enthusiasm for trashing testicles.

Vince’s workplace buddies are ChadErik and me (Alex).

Fun fact: 
Vince used to work for a rival website.

Further reading:

This post has been edited on 10/02/2017 to include the wonderful character portrait created by Champ.

Here’s the original post, previously titled “Who is Vince?” (original date: 11/17/2016):

Original date: 11/17/2016

Tomorrow there'll be a new story featuring our prop guy an technician Vince - and I was shocked to realize that I haven't asked you about him, yet! A faux-pas!

Let's see. Vince is 20 years old, with brown hair and green eyes. He's shy and nerdy, and he tries to grow a beard (not very successfully, I might add...). His body is slim and not very muscular. He doesn't like working out, and he prefers to work in his laboratory/workshop to come up with mean contraptions for crushing nuts. (If you want to revisit Vince's adventures you find all the stories labelled "Vince" here.)

Now, what do you think he looks like? Feel free to post links to celebrities or porn stars or whatever you like in the comments section. Headshots or nude pictures or fully clothed ones - everything is welcome. Alternatively you can send me pictures or drawings or whatever you like via e-mail ( - if you provide me with the source I'll post them here on the blog.

All picture collections: BenBrandonCalChadColinDannyDavidErikKevLeoLoganParkerPhilSammySimonthe twinsTristanVinceXanderZach

Scroll down for readers' suggestions.

Update 11/18/2016:

An anonymous reader's suggestion (via email):

British actor James McAvoy
Update 11/19/2016:

Here are Nik's suggestions (via email):

What do you think?


Anonymous said...

Hands down, the first one is the best.

I realize I'm abnormal - but I find stereotypically perfect, model-type guys boring as hell.

The first one is unique, and looks human.

The rest literally all look the same. I can't tell them apart.

Also, as a side comment, I'd personally like to see more racial diversity in the characters. I mean, I don't think anywhere in your stories you mention race (unless their race is important to the character or something).I don't know, but my first thought in this was why it could be a nerdy guy whose not white?

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback! You are right, Vince's ethnicity hasn't been mentioned yet (as far as I remember). In my mind, btw, he is Latino. :-))