Featured in this story: Chad and Alex (click for pictures)
Previous parts:
Chad on the warpath
Junk food
Coffee break
Heavy shower
Hired help
Bottled
Neighborly help
Surprise
Fine print
Bad hair day
On cue
Suits
Cups
A couple of days ago, I had tried to get back at my cameraman
By now, the pain had worn off, but I was still angry at him.
He acted as if nothing had happened: Occasionally, he would smirk at me when I absentmindedly massaged my testicles under the table, but he seemed to think that the matter was closed.
It wasn’t, of course.
Today, it was time for my revenge.
It was quite a hot day and
I watched him closely, pretending to read something.
After he had worked out for a couple of minutes, I decided it was time for me to do what was necessary…
I had to move quickly so that he didn’t have time to react.
He was groaning, working the barbell.
I inhaled slowly.
Then I started. I walked over to him, grabbed one of the 5 lb dumbbells, and slammed it into
It sank into the soft mound in
“Fuck!” he groaned through his clenched teeth. “Alex! Don’t---“
I clicked my tongue. “I guess you better concentrate on that barbell,
I lifted the dumbbell again and looked at
“Fuck”, he said, breathing heavily and trying to balance the barbell to put it back into the holder.
I grinned and held the dumbbell a couple of feet above his crotch.
“No”,
At the moment the barbell was resting in the holder, and
I watched him and grinned. “Sorry”, I smiled.
“Fuck you”,
I raised my eyebrows and lifted my leg. Then I placed my sneaker-clad foot on
I stomped down on
I leaned in and twisted the ball of my foot like I was stomping out a cigarette.
When I put my foot back on the ground,
I turned around and walked to the desk.
A couple of minutes later,
I grinned, but I didn’t look at him. Instead I continued typing and looked at the computer screen. “Yeah,
“This is starting to get ugly”,
I nodded, hitting the keys on the computer keyboard. “That’s right.”
“So, I thought, maybe we could make a deal”,
“I don’t know”, I sighed. “We had a deal, remember?”
“You decided to break it”, I continued. “So I don’t know if I want another deal.”
I continued typing.
“Maybe we should have a fight?”
I raised my eyebrows and turned to him. “Huh?”
“A fight”, Chad repeated. “Mano a mano. Me against you.”
I shrugged. “I don’t know. Why should we?”
Chad shrugged. “It was just an idea.” He turned to go.
“Actually”, I said slowly. “Maybe it’s not a bad idea at all…”
Chad looked at me and raised his eyebrows.
“You know”, I smiled. “We have gotten a lot of emails by people wanting you to have another appointment with Sammy the ball doctor…”
Chad grimaced and shook his head. “No way.”
I shrugged. “We’re gonna have a fight. And if I win, you’ll meet the ‘doctor’ for another therapy session.” I held out my hand.
Chad thought about that. “If I win you’ll raise my salary.”
I withdrew my hand. “Chad, that’s not---“
Chad shrugged. “If I win you’ll raise my salary.”
I hesitated. Then I held out my hand again. “Okay.”
Chad shook my hand. “Okay.”
“Tomorrow?” I suggested, holding on to Chad’s hand.
Chad grimaced. “Alright”, he said reluctantly.
I smiled. “Great. Don’t bring your cup…”
“Don’t worry”, Chad grinned. “I’ll win fair and square…”
I nodded. “Good.”
I brought my foot up and kicked his aching plums hard. The instep of my sneaker collided with the prominent bulge in his sweat pants.
“You got them both”, Chad whimpered hoarsely.
I chuckled and turned to the computer screen again, while Chad was slowly sinking to his knees, clutching his crotch and groaning miserably.
I couldn’t afford paying Chad more money. I had to win tomorrow’s fight by all means.
3 comments:
Hey Alex - if you lose can I have Chad's jo? Please! I won't ever bust your ballls - lol
Woops - Meant Chad's job! LOL
I sure hope I don't lose against Chad... But if I do, you'll get a job offer... ;-)
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