Saturday, June 7, 2008


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Special Guest Star: Ryan Phillippe

Today I talked to actor Ryan Phillippe on the phone.

Two days ago he starred in our first Special Guest Star episode alongside Leo, Danny and Simon. It was a veritable ballbusting spunk fest with all of the four participants’s balls getting punched, kicked, and subsequently drained. Ryan was a real sport, taking a lot of a abuse and a few loads of spunk on his naked body without complaining.

When I called him today, I wanted to make sure that everything was alright and he wasn’t cross about anything that had happened.

“No way”, he laughed when I mentioned it.

“It was a bit rough. Things got a bit out of hand”, I said.

“Yeah, sure, but it was alright. I haven’t gotten my balls busted like that since I broke up with Reese…”

I was startled. “Um, okay…”

“Just joking”, Ryan said. “Are you satisfied with the session?”

“Yeah, absolutely, I am”, I said. “It was great.”




“Listen”, I said. “You forgot to take the DVD with Kieran from the set of ‘Igby Goes Down’…”

“Shit. I completely forgot. Can I come by and get it?”

“I can bring it to you, if you’d like me to”, I offered.

“Nah, I’ll come by myself.”

“Alright. Do you mind if two friends of mine are there, too? They’d like to get an autograph…”

Will had phoned me yesterday. The twins were a bit disgruntled because I hadn’t asked them to participate in the session with Ryan. I thought that giving them a chance to meet him was the least I could do.

“I don’t mind at all. Let’s see… I could come by tomorrow. That okay with you?”


“Good. See you then!”

He hung up.

I dialled the twins’ number.

Will answered the phone.

I told him about my conversation with Ryan.

“Great!” Will said. “I gotta tell Michael. It’s gonna sweep him off his feet…”

I laughed.

“Do you think he’ll be in the mood to… you know… have some fun?” Will asked.

“I don’t know. You’ll have to ask him…”

“I will”, Will chuckled. “Bye.”


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