Friday, February 29, 2008

Second committee meeting


Featured in this story: BenColin and Kev (click for pictures)

Previous parts:
Middle of the night
Research
Committee meeting
Eggheads


Yesterday I had planned to go to the second meeting of the official Ballbusting Olympics Committee (BOC). Jockboy Kev and his buddies Ben and Colin had had the idea for an all-out nutcracking competition and had asked me to come on board to care for the media coverage. But then I had witnessed a cruel but funny prank that Ben and Colin had played on Kev that resulted in the drawing of two smiley faces on his ample privates. In the end I had joined in on the fun and had kicked Kev’s poor balls in, leaving him sore and beaten on the ground. At that point we decided to reschedule the meeting…

So today I went to the BOC headquarters again. They were situated at the basement of the guys’ dorm building and were otherwise known as ‘the leisure room’.

When I entered the basement I saw Kev with his pants down at his ankles, showing his genitals to his to Ben and Colin and a five or six of other guys that were gathering around him to have a look at the hilarious image of Kev’s balls with the drawn faces on them…

I heard Kev complain: “… look at them! Nick is all red and Nack is swollen and …” I couldn’t hear the rest of his sentence because his friends laughed so hard. “… try and explain that to Sally when I was …” Again the guys laughed loudly. I walked over to them.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Eggheads


Featured in this story: BenColin and Kev (click for pictures)

Previous parts:
Middle of the night
Research
Committee meeting


A week ago I had met with Kev, the cocky college jock, and his good-looking dorm buddies Ben and Colin to discuss their ideas for “The Ballbusting Olympics”, an event that would consist of several competitions. They had been pretty vague about the shape of the contests, the only thing certain being that all of them would have the target of cracking the nuts of the athletes involved.

Kev and his buddies had suggested a nutball competition and a weightlifting contest. The object of the latter was that the contestants were hanging increasingly heavy objects at their genitals.
Since the last committee meeting several users of our website had committed their suggestions via email: a wrestling competition, a Roshambo match, a ballbusting tug-of-war and a game called “Ballbreaker” (the contestants try to break pieces of wooden crossbars by jumping on it nuts first).

Now I was on my way to the second meeting of the official Ballbusting Olympics Committee (BOC) at Kev’s dorm.

When I entered the basement of the dorm – the building’s leisure room that served as BOC headquarters – Kev, Ben and Colin were indulging in their usual horseplay. It was pretty warm in the room and all of them were shirtless.

Colin had Kev in a headlock while Ben was pulling down his loose sweat pants. Kev was yelling obscenities at them and tried to put up a fight but he had no chance against the combined efforts of his buddies. The sweat shorts were stripped of the cursing hunk and revealed his well filled jock strap that was bulging with Kev’s oversized equipment and especially his large, meaty nuts.

Ben laughed at Kev. “Oooh, big boy…” He slapped Kev’s bulge hard.

Kev yelled in pain. “Bastard!”

Colin grinned at Ben and encouraged him to pull down Kev’s jockstrap, too. “Let’s have a look at his meat and two vegs!”

Monday, February 25, 2008

And the winner is...

Featured in this story: BenChadColinDannyDavid, KevLeoParkerSimonTristan, the twins and Alex (click for pictures)

The Academy Awards ceremony was about to begin.

We had assembled some chairs around the couch so everyone had a seat. Some time earlier every one of us had drawn four films (six for Danny) and throughout the show the Oscar winners would get kicks in their nuts. It was a simple premise but I was sure it would allow for some nice action…

Kev, Ben and Colin, the three cocky jockboys, were sitting on the couch. Each of them had a can of beer in his hand and they were talking about the films. Neither of them had ever watched the Oscars so they were assuming it'd be a pretty boring night. Perhaps the game would add some excitement for them...

The twins Will and Michael sat next to them and were talking to their indie friend and fellow acrobat Parker. The twins were wearing identical outfits - jeans and t-shirts - and they looked quite stunning with their blond hair, their perfect bodies and their winning smiles. Parker’s hair was dyed flaming red and he was wearing bright green jeans and a colourful t-shirt. He had his legs spread wide apart as he sat in his chair and the bulge in his crotch looked pretty inviting. I had seen the twins’ sets of genitals and I knew they had pretty huge dicks and large, low hanging balls – but from this perspective it looked like Parker could rival them…

Skaterboys Leo and Tristan – as always dressed in baggy jeans and t-shirts – were sitting on the other side of the couch.

Jesid and Simon, both of whom had gained some experience in the gay porn biz although they had never worked with each other, were laughing and having a good time. There definitely was some chemistry between the two of them. I wondered if they’d decide to leave early and spend the night together…

Danny, our struggling actor and – with ‘No country for old men’ being only one of his six films for tonight – the undisputed frontrunner, was sitting next to Jesid and Simon. A painful expression was visible on his cute face and he was rubbing his nuts that had been kicked a few minutes ago by his brother David.

David, the successful dancer, was wearing black trousers and a white shirt. He looked very attractive and I couldn’t believe this nice, polite looking young guy was such an arrogant asshole. He was talking to my cameraman Chad. Both of them were drinking a beer.

I decided to get one for myself and went to the kitchen. When I came back, Danny announced: “Come on, sit down, the show is about to begin!”

Sunday, February 24, 2008

The nominees

Featured in this story: BenChadColinDannyDavidKevLeoParkerSimonTristan and the twins (click for pictures)

A few days ago Danny had called and suggested an Oscar party at our studio. We had invited all of our models and asked them to bring their friends as well.

So our studio was packed. We were 13 guys, including my cameraman Chad and me.

The blond twins Michael and Will had brought their friend Parker, a young indie looking guy with flaming red hair. Leo, our skater boy, had invited his buddy Tristan, a fellow skater that I had met during the casting of Jesid, our new boy, who had come as well. Then there was the Ballbusting Olympics Committee president Kev and vice presidents and dorm buddies Colin and Ben. Simon, the geeky but decidedly kinky bespectacled cutie had come on his own.

Danny, our cute struggling actor, was alone, too, although I had suggested that he bring his brother David, a cocky, self-centered dancer whose idea of fun was humiliating his brother.

Chad and I had bought some beverages and snacks and I had made sure to prepare everything for our ballbusting party game.

“I have made slips of paper with the name of every film that is nominated for an Oscar tonight”, I explained. “There are 24 categories and 58 films. We are 13 people so everyone gets 4 films and our 6 models will get 5 films . And the winner gets a nutshot by one of the losing nominees.”

The guys cheered and clapped.

“Okay”, I started, “let’s---“

I was interrupted by a voice behind me: “Sorry I’m late.”

I turned around and grinned. “That’s David, everyone. He’s Danny’s brother.”

“Hi everyone”, David said.

I heard Danny moan.

“Hello, dear brother”, David grinned. “Happy to see me?”

Friday, February 22, 2008

Committee meeting


Featured in this story: BenColin and Kev (click for pictures)

Previous parts:
Middle of the night
Research

The address that Kev had given me was a large, rather ugly dorm building. It was one of several buildings that looked exactly alike. He had told me that the leisure room was in the basement and that we’d meet there.

A few days ago Kev had called me and told me that he and two of his buddies from the dorm had an idea for a competition. He called it “The Ballbusting Olympics”. I was pretty intrigued and today he and his buddies were going to tell me their ideas.

When I came into the basement I saw that Kev and the two guys he was with had already emptied a few cans of beer. They were a rough bunch.

“Hey”, Kev yelled and came over to bearhug me. “My man…”

I smiled at him.

“That’s Colin and this is Ben”, Kev introduced his friends to me. Colin had dark blond hair and Ben was black-haired. They were all roughly the same height and were dressed in sweat pants and t-shirts.

I shook their hands and said to Kev: “I had a look at your website. You know, the dorm’s site. I found the photos.”

Kev laughed. “Yeah. Did you see the one with me passed out on the couch? Minus my bush?”

I grinned. “Looked like a nice party…”

“Our parties always end like that. Someone lies naked on the couch and the others write something on his ass or do other things”, Colin chuckled.

“Sounds like fun”, I said.

Ben shrugged. Then his face lit up. He grinned and me and asked: “What’s the capital of Bangkok?”

I looked at him. Colin and Kev looked at him, too.

Ben grinned at me. “Come on, what’s the capital of Bangkok?”

Monday, February 18, 2008

Oscar Night ahead

Featured in this story: Danny (click for pictures)

Today I got a phone call from Danny.

“How are you?” I asked.

“Fine, thanks”, he replied politely.

“What about that short film of yours ‘Rocks/Off’? It’s been a while since the workshop…”

“Yeah, but we haven’t even started filming. It’s a bit… well, I don’t know. Let’s talk about something else, okay?”

“Sure”, I said.

“You know, it’s the Academy Awards show on Sunday. I thought maybe we could get together and watch it on your beamer”, he suggested. “I’m in the mood for a bit of light entertainment…”

“Well, yeah, why not?” I said.

“Oh, and we could do a drinking game. I’ve done it with a few buddies last year. It was fun!”

“Erm, okay”, I replied. “What kind of game?”

“Everybody gets one film. And when that film wins an Oscar that person has to drink a shot”; Danny explained.

I thought about it. “Why don’t we change the rules and adjust the game to our website?”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, instead of drinking a shot, the winner gets a hit in the nuts from one of the losing nominees”, I said.

Danny was silent. “Ouch”, he said. “I wouldn’t want to get ‘No country for old men’…”

I laughed. “Yeah, that’s gonna be the jackpot…”

Danny chuckled. “Okay, let’s do it. I’m gonna call the other guys. Maybe they have a few friends they want to invite, too.”

“The more the merrier”, I said.

“Great. I’m gonna make the calls.”

“Don’t you want to invite your brother David, too?”

Danny was silent again. “Erm, I don’t think he’ll be in town. They are touring with ‘The nutcracker’ at the moment.”

“Ah, yes, you are right. Well, perhaps he is gonna come another time”, I said.

“Yeah. I’m gonna call Kev, Simon, Leo and the twins, now. Do you have the phone number of that new guy?”

“You mean Jesid? Yeah, wait a moment”, I gave him the number.

“See you on Sunday, then”, Danny said.

“Yeah, see you”, I replied and looked into my address book to search for David’s telephone number.  Perhaps he had a day off on Sunday…

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Research



Featured in this story: BenColin and Kev (click for pictures)

Previous part:
Middle of the night


After Kev’s early morning phone call I had managed to get another few hours worth of sleep until I woke up and immediately remembered his and his dorm buddies’ idea. They had proposed some sort of “Ballbusting Olympics” but hadn’t specified. Some weeks ago Kev had told me that he and his friends had put up a website for their dorm so I searched the internet and found it quite quickly.

I tried to remember the names of the guys he had been with. It took me a coffee and some fresh air to come up with the names: Colin and Ben.

The dorm’s website consisted mostly of party pictures that were organized in various galleries. Each picture had a more or less witty caption written underneath. In the “Beer Pong 2008” folder I found various a pictures of the three of them entitled “Colin, Kev and Ben – abs-solutely gay...”. All of them were obviously drunk. Kev was lifting his shirt up to his neck while Colin and Ben – both of them shirtless – stood on either side of him and pretended to lick his nipples with their outstretched tongues. The picture showed off Kev’s muscular abs and his face was an comically exaggerated grimace of pleasure. Some people had commented below the image but most of the comments came down to “That’s gay.” or something similarly inventive.

Colin and Ben looked the same age as Kev and they were equally muscular and athletic. Colin had dark blond hair, Ben’s hair was black and both of them had their hair cut short. They had handsome features and killer smiles – they were exactly the types that were popular in highschool, successful in sports, but not quite as successful when it came to writing essays or crunching numbers… I suspected all three of them had bedded an impressive number of cheerleaders because of their looks and their well-known stamina.

The next picture – entitled “Colin, Kev and Ben presenting their jam-packed gift bags” – showed another potential reason for popularity with girls. Now all of them were shirtless and showing off their nice abs and smooth chests. Kev was standing in the middle and had a large arrow painted on his upper body that faced down and pointed towards his nether region. The guys wore short sweat pants and grinned at the camera. All three of them framed their private area with their hands, putting their nice, ample genitalia on display.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Middle of the night


Featured in this story: BenColin and Kev (click for pictures)

Kev’s voice was buzzing with excitement when he called me. It was six o’clock in the morning and he hadn’t called the studio but my private number. He didn’t even greet me or say who he was. His first words after I had picked up the phone were: „Ben and Colin have a great idea for a new sport event!“

Then he waited for my reaction. He had interrupted me in the middle of a heavenly dream – so I wasn’t very receptive to his breaking news.

I yawned. “Who are Ben and Colin?” I asked, looking out of the window and verifying that it was still dark outside.

“Some of my buddies at the dorm”, he said quickly. “And they have a great idea for a sport event!”

“Erm, that’s great, Kev”, I yawned. “Can we talk about it tomorr--- toda--- well, later?!”

I started to put the phone down.

“Alex!” I heard him yell.

I sighed and put the phone up to my ear again. “What?” I said.

“Well, it’s perfect for you! Perhaps you’d like to cover it?” Kev was really excited.

“Cover it?” I didn’t understand.

“You know, get your cameras into our dorm, shoot the competition, have some in-depth interviews with the competitors, the whole package”, Kev explained. “We have a college TV channel that we’re approaching for live coverage but they are a bit short of staff so we thought that you could work with them. You know, synergize…”

“Perhaps you could tell me what it’s all about?” I tentatively suggested.

“The Ballbusting Olympics.” Dramatic pause. “At our dorm.”

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I know what you did last year


Previous parts:
Birthday plans 


Featured in this story: Parker and the twins (click for pictures)

Jimmy, the twins’ older brother who I got to know during our “Soccer balls” kicking competition, has asked me to organize the birthday party for Michael and Will. He has emailed me the telephone numbers of a few of the twins’ friends so I could get into contact with them.

Yesterday I met Parker for a drink. He is a 21 year old aerial acrobat and knows Michael and Will from their time at the gymnast school. He has a decidedly indie look on him, with flaming red hair, bright green eyes and very tight jeans. I couldn’t help but notice the impressive bulge that was neatly outlined in his crotch.

We ordered our drinks and I told him about our website.

“Oh”, Parker said, “that sounds… well, to be true, it sounds a bit bizarre… But I guess it’s right up Will’s alley. I’m a bit surprised you got Michael to participate, though. He was the butt of many of his brother’s jokes at the school and his balls have taken quite some abuse from Will’s hands.”

“And they continue to do so”, I chuckled.

Parker laughed.

“I have thought a lot about the party and I want to make it special. So I thought you could help me with that”, I said.

“Sure. The twins’ birthday parties have always been… well, special…” Parker cleared his throat.