Monday, August 28, 2017


Zach - artwork created by Champ
Name: Zachary Johnson
Age: 20
Hair color: blond
Eye color: blue

Zach is the proud owner of one of the biggest, most beautiful dicks on the planet, and he knows it. Athletic, muscular and extraordinarily well hung, Zach is very popular with the girls, and he likes the attention people pay to his biggest assets. He might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, and his friends sometimes use that to their advantage.

Logan is a like a younger brother to him.

Fun fact: 
Zach doesn’t like jerking off.

Further reading:

This post has been edited on 08/28/2017 to include the wonderful character portrait by Champ.

Here’s the original post, previously titled “Who is Zach?” (original date: 09/14/2014):

A couple of weeks ago a reader suggested that I post pictures for the characters in the stories. That made me think: I'm pretty sure that all of us have a picture in our head about what the guys look like - but at the same time they probably look a little bit different in each of our heads...

As an experiment I'd like to ask you to post links to images of guys that come close to how you imagine the guys to be.

We'll start with the most popular one: Zach. He's blond and muscular and has a spectacular set of genitals. What do you think he looks like? Feel free to post links to celebrities or porn stars or whatever you like in the comments sections. Headshots or nude pictures or fully clothed ones - everything is welcome. Alternatively you can send me pictures or drawings or whatever you like via e-mail ( - if you provide me with the source I'll post them here on the blog. (If you want to revisit Zach's adventures you find all the stories labelled "Zach" here.)

If you like the idea and there's enough feedback we'll continue with the other guys. I'm really curious if this will work...

All picture collections: BenBrandonCalChadColinDannyDavidErikKevLeoLoganParkerPhilSammySimonthe twinsTristanVinceXanderZach

Scroll down for readers' suggestions.

Update 09/17/2014:

Here are two suggestions by an anonymous reader:
Model and fitness trainer Joe Brownell

Actor Justin Hartley
Update 09/22/2014:

Here are two more reader suggestions:

Belami model Mick Lovell

The guy with the orange baseball cap whose dick is hanging out of his jeans from raunchy porn site FraternityX

Update 09/29/2014:

Another reader's suggestion:

Actor Thad Luckinbill

Thad Luckinbill from a different perspective
Update 10/09/2014:

This is BB_Daddy's suggestion:

Lipstick Jungle actor Robert Buckley
Update 10/22/2014:

Ibi's suggestion:

Actor Alan Ritchson

Alan Ritchson again (this time in a quite interesting
scene from TV series "Blue Mountain State")

Actor and MMA fighter Sage Northcutt
Update 10/23/2014:

Another reader's suggestion:

Actor Justin Deeley
Justin Deeley again (in TV show "Drop Dead Diva")
Update 10/29/2014:

Another anonymous reader suggests:

Corbin Fisher's Truman
(I guess the lighting makes the dick seem smaller than it actually is... ;-))
Update 11/05/2014:

Another reader's suggestions via email:

Update 15/11/2014:

Another reader suggests:

Update 02/20/2015:

Scotlad's suggestion:

Update 04/05/2015:

Yannis' suggestion: US actor Mason Dye.

Update 12/12/2015:

Adam's suggestion's via email:

Reality TV star Dan Osborne

Youtuber and Triathlete Ben Brown

Youtuber Joe Weller
Porn star Duncan Black
What do you think?


Carter said...

Sounds fun, but I am terrible at stuff like this.

Anonymous said...

Jon brownell fitness model/trainer
Either that or smallville's green arrow (forgot the name)

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback!

Both Joe Brownell and Justin Hartley (Green Arrow) are very hot! I can certaily see a resemblance to Zach... :-))

Anonymous said...

Shit, can't decide which one I like best, their both so damn hot! Continue with the other guys!

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! I don't know whether I'll continue with this yet, since there doesn't seem too much interest in it... We'll see... :-)

Anonymous said...

I nominate Mick Lovell. Blond, blue-eyed and large penis and balls.

Alex said...

Thanks for your suggestion! Mick Lovell is a hottie!

Dan said...

I had never seen Thad Luckinbill before this post, but that is almost exactly how I've been picturing Zach.

Alex said...

Thank you, Dan! I think that Thad Luckinbill has a certain Zach-like expression on his face - I wonder if he's like Zach where it counts, too... ;-)

BB_Daddy said...

Am I late?
I'd like to nominate mine too! xD
I mostly pictured your boys as hot muscular cartoon characters but in case of real person, THIS GUY is the closet to me. He has that cocky grin and worth drooling physics.

Alex said...

You're definitely not too late, BB_Daddy! Thanks for your suggestion. I'll add it to the post tonight. :-))

Anonymous said...

Alan Ritchson would be a good fit I think, especially as his intellectually challenged self in "Blue Mountain State". Or a slightly bulkier Sage Northcutt. - Ibi

Alex said...

I love your suggestions, Ibi, and I'll add them to the post later today!

Anonymous said...

Glad to give them Alex :) Where do we post ideas for your other models?

Alex said...

Every one of the guys will get their turn in the limelight... ;-)

I'm going to post the next call for pictures this week. Is there any guy you want us to work on next?

Anonymous said...

I've got some ideas for Ben and Logan, but I am quite happy to wait my turn :D - Ibi

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment, Ibi! Logan will be up next. Expect the post to be online later this week.

Anonymous said...

Truman from Corbin Fisher! He looks innocent enough :P

Alex said...

Thank you! I'll add him to the post later today.

Anonymous said...

How about this guy (from a Scaffies post)


Alex said...

Thank yoou, Scotlad! That guy sure looks like Zach... :-D

I have added the picture to the post.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking of Mason Dye as Zach.


Alex said...

Thanks for your suggestion, Yannis! I've added the pictures to the post!