Monday, February 22, 2016

Video links: One Direction

I don't know about you but I always thought that the best thing about being in a boyband was that you get to sleep with the hot groupies. But apparently, the guys of One Direction don't care that much about sex. How else could you explain the fact that they seem hellbent on bringing the collective sperm count of the band to zero?!

Seriously, Harry, Liam, Niall and Louis (and until recently, Zayn) have been hitting each other in the bollocks for years. Here are a couple of my favorite clips featuring One Direction hitting each other in the nuts.

First up is a classic. Harry gets smacked in the nuts backstage at the X Factor, the British show that made the boys famous. "The trouser, the trouser, the trouser - straight in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!" Awesome, just awesome! One of my all-time favorite clips!

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In the next clip, Harry gets tapped in the nuts by Liam while he's singing a song.

Here's another one featuring Harry getting his nuggets rattled by Liam on stage.

Of course, Harry isn't just the target of his band mates' attacks, he also knows how to go on the attack himself. Here he taps Liam in the balls while Zayn is singing his solo (no wonder why he left!). There are several things I like about this clip: Have a look at Niall (in the red shirt) right before the nut tap. He counts to three and points at Harry. He knows exactly what's going to happen. Then, after the impact, Niall looks at Louis who gives a nod. And look how Harry guards his crotch after the attack before fleeing the stage once the music ends. So cute!

Here he grabs Niall's balls right before they accept an award.

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And here he karate chops Liam's balls while he is doing a handstand (!).

And you don't have to be a member of One Direction to be a victim to Harry's sack attacks. Here's Ashton from 5SOS getting hit in the balls.

But Harry can be nice and gentle, too. In the next clip he tickles Liam's balls...

And finally, here's a little clip the four guys filmed in 2014, promoting their 2015 concert in Bangkok. You didn't think the guys would pass the chance to make a little "bang cock" joke, right? Of course they don't. Thank goodness Liam knows exactly what will happen so he manages to block Louis shot. I love the look on Louis' face and the sound of Louis' fist connecting with Liam's hands. If Liam's hadn't blocked it, Louis' hand would have turned Liam's nuts to peanut butter...

Special thanks to an anonymous reader who asked me to share a couple of 1D nutshots!

Did I miss your favorite One Direction nutshot? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (!

Thank you!


Anonymous said...

Off the top of my head, you missed the really popular one where harry gets hit with a bottle on stage (0:22)

And this not so good one, but still a nut shot nonetheless. It's harry again, and one of them jump onto him when he is in the pool and he seems to get hit

Alex said...

Thanks for the links! I'll make sure I'll include them in the next part... :-))