Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Video links: Bollywood balls (2)

Do you love Bollywood ballbusts as much as I do? If you do you are in for a wild ride. We'll see crazy faces, wobbly knees, pain dancing (!), crossed eyes, the full monty.

From an actor's perspective, getting hit in the beanbag in a Bollywood movie might not get you an Oscar nomination - but it sure is just as demanding as a quality performance in an indie tearjerker. Clearly, the following actors know exactly what we want to see, and they give everything, absolutely everything, delivering bravura performances of testicular pain each and every time...

Very special thanks to the anonymous reader who sent me all those links! I really appreciate it, and I am very grateful! :-))

Okay, before we get to the truly outrageous performances let's have a look at a relatively subdued example. In the following clip, a guy gets his junk trapped in a zipper, and I love the delayed reaction and the look on his face. And the funny sound effect is the icing on the cake...

skip to 1:11:55

In the next clip, a bully gets his balls busted by a boy. Again, the sound effect is hilarious. And you can see from the actor's reaction that he's not going for the cheap laughs here. No, this young man knows exactly how it feels to get hit in the koftas.

Skip to 20:40

The next scene might be a tad bit unrealistic. I don't know. Judge for yourself. Two men on the run suddenly find themselves inside a bathtub with a fat woman who happens to be fully clothed. As I said, a tad bit unrealistic. But realism really kicks in when that woman kicks one of the men in the balls. Watch the actor's face contort in pain! Listen to the sad musical sound effect! See his legs get weak before he plunges back into the bathtub! Awesome!

Skip to 29:25

At this point you may ask yourself: "When I started reading this post I was told about crazy faces, wobbly knees, and crossed eyes. I haven't seen anything like that, yet! Have I been deceived?"

No, my friend, you haven't. Watch the following clip and you'll get everything I told you about and more... Three guys getting hit in the nuts with golf balls (plus a fourth man throwing golf balls at his own crotch). The guys really ham it up...

All the testicular damage occurs in the first minute of the clip.

Now, are you ready for the pain dance? Alright, here it comes! (I love the fact that they insert a "funny sound effect" in the middle of the song... I bet the composer is very, very happy about that...)

skip to 1:40

Did I miss your favorite Bollywood ballbusting scene? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (!

Thank you!


Anonymous said...

Can you make a special about the guys of One Direction hitting each other in the balls?

Alex said...

That's a good idea! I'll see what I can do. :-))

Anonymous said...

Thankss�� greetings from Argentina!

Alex said...

My pleasure! I think I have some clips that I'll post soon. :-))