Monday, July 17, 2017


Ben - artwork created by Champ

Name: Benjamin Cox
Age: 20
Hair color: black
Eye color: brown

Ben is a very athletic, muscular young man who loves competitions and contests - even though he frequently loses because he tends to overestimate himself and his skills. He likes to brag about the size of his manhood (“Biggest balls in the room!”) and has a tendency to get his nuts into trouble.

Ben’s friends are his roommates Colin and Kev.

Fun fact: 
Ben’s inner voice sounds vaguely like President Trump.

Further reading:

This post has been edited on 07/17/2017 to include the wonderful character portrait created by Champ

Here’s the original post, previously titled “Who is Ben?” (original date: 11/11/2014):

After you've sent me pictures of guys that look like Zach, David and Logan, it's time to have a look at the self-proclaimed "biggest balls in the room": notoriously sophomoric Ben. Ben is 20 years old, has black hair and a trained body, and sports a decent set of genitals that he is very, very proud of. (If you want to revisit Ben's adventures you find all the stories labelled "Ben" here.)

Now, what do you think Ben looks like? Feel free to post links to celebrities or porn stars or whatever you like in the comments section. Headshots or nude pictures or fully clothed ones - everything is welcome. Alternatively you can send me pictures or drawings or whatever you like via e-mail ( - if you provide me with the source I'll post them here on the blog.

Thanks for your input!

All picture collections: BenBrandonCalChadColinDannyDavidErikKevLeoLoganParkerPhilSammySimonthe twinsTristanVinceXanderZach

Scroll down for readers' suggestions.

Update 11/11/2014:

This is what Ibi thinks Ben might look like (if the guys had black hair):

Porn star Connor Kline

McFly/McBusted drummer Harry Judd

Actor Ryan Kelley

Another reader has posted three pictures of anonymous models:

Update 11/12/2014:

Another anonymous reader's suggestion:

Dancer Alan Bersten
An reader sent me this pic and asks: "Are these Ben (on the right) and Kev?"

Islandstuds Brian and Darren'
Chadfan thinks this is what Ben looks like:

Conner Habib
Bravo Delta
Update 12/10/2014:

Jordan sent me this pic via e-mail:

Warwick rower Laurence Hulse
Update 05/30/2015:

An anonymous reader's suggestion:

Model Pietro Boselli
Update 12/10/2015:

Adam's suggestions via email:

Actor Kevin Sacre
Singer Steve Grand
Actor Jamie Dornan
Update 12/12/2015:

BB_Daddy suggests model Jesse Dunphy. "Here's some of my favorite shots of him that captured Ben's goofiness:"

Model Jesse Dunphy
Jesse Dunphy again

What do you think?


Alex said...

Thanks for your comments! I've added them to the post.

Anonymous said...

Dancer Alan Bersten

Alex said...

Thanks for your suggestion! I've added it to the post!

Alex said...

Thanks for your suggestion! It's awesome! I've added a picture to the post.

Gayballbustinwolf said...

I like the top one I think he suits been best

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, Orion! :-)

BB_Daddy said...

I'd like to suggest Jesse Dunphy.
Here's some of my favorite shots of him that captured Ben's goofiness.

Alex said...

Thanks for your suggestion, BB_Daddy! I've the link and two pictures to the post!

Anonymous said...

Gorgeous artwork! Curious to know who the blonde is too

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! I'm glad you like Champs's portrait. The blonde is one of Ben's best friends. He'll get his own portrait in a few weeks... :-))

Anonymous said...

Great artwork! I love Ben and this picture is exactly how Ben imagines himself:-)

Sadly the truth is usually more like the link below

I'm thrilled that Ben did so well in the latest survey!
Any chance of a story where Ben brags about why he's superior to his roommate?
It would be awesome if Kev could shut him up in his favourite challenging Ben to compare assets again. Ben is full of confidence and blindly refuses to admit defeat, after all the voters can't be wrong! Kev laughs and slaps his superior echoing into Ben's nuts and a fight ensues.

Ben's "balls of steel" eventually prove less resilient than Kev's robust meatballs and are finally reduced to scrap metal in kev's hand. He finally screams his submission but Kev wants more, forcing Ben to admit that his balls are smaller.

Let me know what you think.
Naturally Ben's ego will recover quicker than his nuts and he will soon be back to his arrogant best.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! I love your suggestion and I'll see what I can do! :-))