Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Video links: Nadverts (15)

I don't know why marketing people all over the world think it's a great idea to sell their products with clips featuring testicular trauma. I mean, really: This is the 15th edition of "Nadverts" - and there's no end in sight! God bless all those marketing people. Let's hope they'll rule the airwaves for all eternity!

Here are some more of my favorite commercials featuring guys getting hit in the junk.

So let's start with a simple question: Would you buy a soft drink that is marketed by a commercial called Junk punch? If your answer is: "Absolutely! Fuck yeah!" then the next clip is for you. (If your answer is "WTF?!" I have no idea what brought you here...)

Doritos wants you to "Feel the crunch" with the Nut Cruncher 5000. What a wonderful idea!

If you don't like the Nut Cruncher 5000 maybe you'll enjoy a headbutt to the babymakers in this Doritos commercial.

Today's third Doritos commercial features the wonderful game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Jewels. Daddy doesn't know what Jewels is? Well, Sonny is going to teach him...

Speaking of dads getting hit in the mommypleaser: Here's a whole bunch of hilarious nutshots to a dorky dad.

I have no idea why you'd invoke the classic "soccer ball to the nuts" trope in an advert for sanitary napkins. (Maybe a Turkish reader can translate what the girls are saying?) You don't see the actual impact but if you enjoy seeing hot guys writhe on the ground in comical pain you'll like this clip.

Reader's pick:

My friend OMB Stories sent me the following clip a while ago. He said: "I loved your recent edition of Nadverts! One of the clip's reminded me of this one from a while back, it's very vanilla (nut shot not actually seen) but I love the worried look on the guy's face!"

What's you favorite nutshot commercial? Let me know by leaving a comment or by sending me an email (!



Zeta said...

Pepsi soccer ball to nuts commercial

Alex said...

Thanks for the link, Zeta! I love the clip. So awesome! :-))

Toothpick said...

Not a advert but a nutshot video I have been looking for for a long time, I had heard legends of this but never saw it

Alex said...

Thank you for sharing that video with us, Toothpick! I love it! :-))