Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Video links: Assorted nuts

Our reader Toothpick has sent me a couple of awesome video links. They have no particular theme so I thought I'd just share them with you in this completely random selection of nutshots.

Very, very special thanks to Toothpick! You are fantastic!

Alright, here we go.

Accidentally getting a shovel smashed into your goolies is horrible. Having a friend smash you in the nuggets with a shovel on purpose - now that's hilarious! Does that sound fun to you? What if I tell you that the poor guy is wearing compression shorts? And what if I tell you that we get more than 80 seconds of excruciating  pain reaction? My favorite part of dialogue comes right after the impact: "That one hit the leftie..." - "Good. Your left one is not as used to the pain."

Are you ready for a close-up nutpunch? That one looks like it really hurt...

The next clip is a strangely fascinating, hypnotizing 15 minute compilation of balls getting crushed by a hydraulic press. 9 different kinds of balls (ranging from tennis balls to golf balls, from lacrosse balls to baseballs, from mini basketballs to pool balls) are getting the hydraulic press treatment. I'm sure you can imagine a tenth kind getting crushed... The visual of the two squash balls sitting side by side on the press before getting slowly, cruelly destroyed (starting at 12:30) might be of particular interest...

After witnessing all this destruction let's move to a pair of indestructible nuts. In this Klondike commercial that was part of some kind of contest we meet a young man who's willing to get kicked in the nuts by a professional MMA fighter.

I love it when MMA pro Brandon Ruckus turns to the camera and says: "Let's kick this dude in the nuts and get himself a Klondike bar."

Now you need to switch on the association center of your brain again. Sit back, relax, and hold on to your nuts for a Wolrd Record: Most walnuts crushed by the hand in one minute.


Now for a bizarre robot to robot nutshot from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie. Go Go Power Rangers!

Nutshot at 4:45

Finally, here's sneaky nutgrab from behind. I love the way the young soldier describes the pain...

Again, very special thanks to Toothpick for sharing these clips with us!

If you have some favorite nutshot clips that you'd like to share with us just leave a comment or send me an email (!



MosHadron said...

Never mind the klondike bar, just tie me up and let Brandon Ruckus use my balls for target practice.

Alex said...

Ha! Thanks for your feedback, MosHadron! :-))

Toothpick said...

Confession, the links were actually meant as a bit of an April Fool's Day joke. I kept searching for crushed balls only to get clips like the hydraulic press, and thought it might make a funny prank. I mixed them in with real nutshots so you wouldn't get bored before the end.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment, Toothpick! Looks like I fell for it. I gotta admit that I enjoyed them, though... :-))