Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Video links: Animated agony (2)

Is there anything better than seeing a guy get hit in the crotch? Well, maybe there is: seeing a guy in an animated TV show get hit in the crotch. Granted, there are no actual testicles getting hurt (unless they rely on method acting in the dubbing studio...), but the hilarious reactions more than make up for that...

Here are some of my favorite nutshots from animated TV shows.

Let's kick things off with Canadian TV show Total Drama. It seems like the show runners really, really liked to see the male characters get knocked in the gonads. We have already seen a couple of Total Drama nutshots - and here are even more. This is a great compilation of cringe-inducing scenes from the show, complete with funny voices, hilarious facial expressions, amusing sound effects, and jaunty oneliners. My favorite line is the high-pitched "I thought I might get kicked in the kiwis, but the goat was a surprise." (1:05) Ha!

I don't know what to think of the next clip. It's pretty graphic, and it isn't played for laughs. Maybe some of you squeeze lovers will like it?

If you were an animation artist and you want to think of a visual gag to illustrate the pain a man feels after getting kicked in the junk. What's the first thing that comes to your mind? A cute, pink elephant trumpeting before fainting, right? Of course!

Here's an accidental bust that's pretty hilarious. It's from Japanese anime Kyō no Go no Ni (Today in Class 5-2), and I love the little "CRUNCH" caption they put in there.

Here's an awesome compilation of nutcrunching anime scenes. I lost count of how many eggs were scrambled in this 12 minute video. It's definitely worth watching in its entirety...

Finally, here's the trailer of upcoming existentialist drama/survival horror/road trip movie Smurfs - The Lost Village. Let's not get distracted by the fact that the trailer makes the film look funnier and more substantial than it has any right to be: This is basically a movie about a village of dudes. You'd expect there to be a lot of sack tapping and ball bashing going on, a lot of smurfing each other in the smurfs, daily smurf ball tournaments, and probably an occasional smurf job when things smurf up.

How come we've never seen any of that in any of the Smurf movies or the TV series? Personally, I blame the mainstream media for their biased reporting. They're obviously in the tank for Papa Smurf who has been running Smurf Village for what seems like an eternity. Just wait for election day when the Smurfs put Gargamel in power to make Smurf Village great again! (Fun fact: He won't even need a majority of votes because of the smurfed up election system.)

Ironically, the first smurf nutshot in hostory is f/m, and it's pretty funny. I love the poor smurf's reaction after Smurfette drives her foot between his thighs: "Ooo-hooo! High heels." I bet he won't be able to smurf for a couple of weeks...

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What's your favorite animated ballbusting scene? Let me know by sending me an email ( or leaving a comment!

Thank you!


Anonymous said...

I've seen that squeeze clip before - thought it was awesome then too. However, I'd love to know what the hell the guys says! Does anyone know?

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! Unfortunately, I have no idea what he says... Anybody else?