Friday, June 10, 2016

Family affairs: Safety first

Special thanks to our reader Jimmy for coming up with the idea for this story! Unfortunately I have been very busy lately so this story a comparatively short...

Previous part:
Crazy cousins

Daddy's boy

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“They are gonna be here any minute”, Logan’s father Bradley grinned.

Logan chuckled. “Yeah, thanks again for inviting them, dad”, he said, his voice speaking volumes. Logan loved his cousins Caleb and Jayden – but he loved his testicles just as much, and they were usually crushed when the cousins left him.

Bradley smiled at his son. “You know how much your cousins adore you, son. They love to spend time with you.” He let out a laugh. “I just hope you’re well-protected this time.”

Logan ran his hand through his blond hair. The 18 year old high school senior was wearing loose basketball shorts and a wide t-shirt. He looked down at his crotch and put his hands on his hips, all but inviting his dad to hit him in the balls. “Sure.”

His father chuckled and smacked Logan in the crotch with the back of his hand. Instead of crunching Logan’s nuts, Bradley’s fingers connected with the hard plastic of a protective cup.

Logan grinned at his father. “See?” he chuckled. “Nothing to worry about.” He knocked his knuckles on the cup. “The boys are safe.” He winked at his father. “You can look forward to having grandkids.”

Bradley laughed. “Good.”

“Are you wearing a cup as well, dad?” Logan asked.

Bradley chuckled. “Why?” He adjusted his crotch. “Caleb and Jayden don’t go after these old nuts…”

Logan nodded slowly. “Yeah, they don’t.” He smiled at his father. “But I do.” With that, he planted a well-placed kick between his father’s thighs, flattening the bulge in his jeans and making Bradley double over in pain.

He let out a surprised yelp, followed by a wheezing groan.

“How are those old nuts feeling, dad?” Logan chuckled.

“Crushed”, Bradley whispered in a strained voice.

Logan laughed. “Aw, I’m so sorry”, he said in a mocking voice.

“Tell that to your mom”, Bradley groaned, rubbing his crotch. “I better recharge her vibrator for tonight…” He looked at his son and laughed weakly.

The door bell rang. Logan turned on his heels and went to get the door.

When he opened it, Caleb and Jayden jumped at him, cheering and laughing.

Caleb was 10 years old, and his brother Jayden was two years his junior. They were both blond, with bright blue eyes.

“Logaaaaan!” they both screamed in unison, hugging their 18 year old cousin.

“Welcome!” Logan laughed.

After a little snack, they went into the garden to play some baseball.

The sun was shining and it was a beautiful day.

Logan was glad he wore the protective cup because there were more than a couple of instances where a ball hit him right in the junk, followed by riotous laughter from the boys.

Logan let them have their fun, making funny faces and letting out high-pitched squeals and joking about his injured manhood, even though the nutshots didn’t really hurt him.

Caleb and Jayden were delighted by Logan’s exaggerated reactions, laughing at his jokes and making fun about him when he fell to his knees, his eyes crossed, his mouth forming a little O, muttering something like “Oh, my baseballs!” in a Micky Mouse voice.

He even let them take turns bashing him in his well-protected groin with the baseball bat, eliciting roars of laughter from the boys.

After lunch, they watched a movie. It was some kind of silly comedy with a nonsensical plot and horrible actors that relied on cheap jokes and toilet humor.

The boys loved it.

When the movie was over, they went to Logan’s room.

“Can we play a game?” Jayden asked.

“Sure”, Logan grinned.

They were sitting on the ground in the middle of the room.

“We’ve looked up some games on the internet”, Caleb said.

“Okay”, Logan chuckled. “What do you wanna play.”

“Do you know Rock Paper Nuts?” Caleb giggled.

Logan laughed. “Sure. But you don’t want to play that with me.”

“Why not?” Jayden asked.

“Because I’m much stronger than you”, Logan grinned. “If I hit you in your boy bits there’ll be nothing left.”

“That’s why we made up some new rules”, Caleb smiled.

“Okay?” Logan said, raising his eyebrows.

“Jayden and I play Rock Paper Scissors”, Caleb explained, “and the winner gets to kick you in the nuts!”

Logan pretended to think about that for a moment.

His cousins watched him expectantly.

“You’d like that, huh?” Logan grinned.

“Yeah!” Jayden and Caleb cheered.

“You’d like to crush my nuts and hear me talk in a high-pitched voice, huh?” Logan chuckled.

“Yeah!” Jayden and Caleb cheered, clapping their hands.

Logan sighed. He got up and stretched his arms and legs. “Alright, let’s play Rock Paper Nuts.”

The boys went wild.

“Calm down”, Logan laughed. “It’s only a pair of nuts…” He adjusted his crotch, making sure that the cup was protecting his goods. He spread his legs and smiled at his cousins.

Caleb won the first round and kicked Logan in the groin as hard as he could.

Logan certainly felt the kick, but the protective cup did a good job, and it was only a mild discomfort instead of the stomach-churning agony that usually followed a good, hard kick in the nuts.

But Logan knew what his cousins expected, and his reaction drew cheers and laughter from the boys. His knees met, his eyes crossed, and he let out a high-pitched, “My poor nuts!”

Then it was Jayden’s turn, and Logan didn’t disappoint, squealing and cupping his crotch, sinking to his knees and whimpering, “Oh no! You hit them both!”

A dozen kicks and several hilarious one-liners later, Caleb landed a blow that caused a different kind of reaction.

His foot caught the edge of the cup and made it slip over Logan’s left nut, squishing the tender nugget flat.

Logan froze. He let out a dry cough as the pain exploded from his tortured testicle. “That was a good one”, he whispered hoarsely.

The boys cheered and laughed.

But Logan wasn’t acting. “I think I have to sit down for a moment”, he mumbled, but his cousins had already continued playing, and Jayden kicked his crotch hard, hitting Logan’s exposed nut dead-on, squashing it between the hard plastic cup and Jayden’s foot.

“Oh god!” Logan screamed, doubling over, his hands on his knees, as waves of pain washed through his body.

The boys laughed and clapped their hands, laughing and cheering.

Caleb ran around his older cousin and kicked him in the nuts from behind. His foot connected with Logan’s exposed testicle, and made the cup slip further up, crunching his right nut and causing it to free itself as well.

Logan screamed from the top of his lungs.

“I wanna try it, too!” Jayden exclaimed, joining his brother behind Logan’s back and planting a solid kick between Logan’s thighs, hitting Logan’s freely dangling spuds with his instep and flattening them like pancakes.

“Fuuuck!” Logan wailed, sinking to his knees, his ass pointing up. His mind was exploding with pain.

“Spread your legs, we can’t kick your nuts!” Caleb yelled cheerfully.

Logan groaned and pressed his thighs together. “Oh god, give me a moment, I---“

Caleb’s foot connected with Logan’s ass. Due to the cup malfunction, though, Logan’s exposed nuts were wedged between the edge of the cup and his ass, and Caleb’s kick was right on target.

The twelve-year-old’s foot smashed Logan’s nuts against his body, making Logan scream from the top of his lungs.

Taking a cue from his brother, Jayden aimed for the curious bulge in Logan’s basketball shorts as well, hitting both of Logan’s exposed spuds with a kick that brought tears to Logan’s eyes.

Again and again the boys kicked Logan’s nuts as hard as they could, laughing and cheering at Logan’s hilarious reactions that grew louder and shriller with every kick.

Suddenly, the door to Logan’s room opened and Bradley’s head appeared.

“What’s going on in here?” Logan’s father asked, chuckling.

His son collapsed on the ground, groaning and moaning.

Caleb grinned. “We’re playing Rock Paper Nuts with Logan’s nuts!”

Bradley chuckled. “Really?”

Jayden and Caleb nodded, beaming with joy.

“Well, your mom’s here so you’ll have to continue playing next time”, Bradley grinned.

“Bye, Logan”, the boys said casually, running out of the room.

“Bye, boys”, Logan croaked.

His father watched him, grinning from ear to ear.

Logan looked up, his face contorted in pain. “What?”

“Looks like it didn’t work”, Bradley chuckled.

Logan nodded slowly, groaning as he got up, standing bow-legged and grimacing in pain. “Looks like they slipped out”, he moaned.

“Ouch”, Bradley grimaced in sympathy.

“Yeah”, Logan croaked.

His father pointed at Logan’s crotch. “So they’re dangling there, all vulnerable?”

Logan grimaced. “Yeah.”

“Good”, Bradley said matter-of-factly.

Logan blinked.

Before he had a chance to react, Bradley’s foot smashed into his groin, catching his exposed nuts and flattening them like pancakes.

Logan’s mouth opened and he let out a high-pitched yodel, making him sound like a Swiss school girl at a singing contest.

His father burst out laughing as Logan collapsed on the ground, clutching his crotch and kicking his legs, trying to ease the pain radiating from his crushed testicles.

Bradley chuckled. “I hope Ashley’s vibrator is charged. She won’t have any fun with you tonight…” Laughing, he closed the door, leaving Logan behind.


JP said...

Great story, but Logan totally should have lost his load in his shorts!

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, JP! Maybe Logan would have creamed his pants if they hadn't been interrupted by Logan's dad... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Dear Alex,

Thank you so much for taking my suggestion and making it into a story! I'm humbled and thankful and the story came out amazing. I think that the story is far from over, and a babysitting night or a sleep over weekend would be exciting to see in the future.

Or maybe the eldest or the youngest has been having wrestling problems and kicking hit in the nuts during matches at his school and he looks to his big cousin help him learn how to be better prepared when his opponents go after his nuts. Perhaps he may even need Logan to help him toughen himself up like his big cousin.

Those are my thoughts for the moment also if Logan had creamed his gym shorts that would have been great. "A strange bulge..." Such great writing my friend!

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback - and thanks for your ideas! I'll think about them! :-))

Unknown said...

logan must really love his cousins a lot. its a very painful love tho hahahahaha. poor logan tho.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment, Bounpasith! Yeah, Logan's love for his cousins is even greater than his love for his balls... :-))

Anonymous said...


I'm thinking that he is just so used to being busted, and maybe it's just another way to connect to his cousins that he loves.

Logan knows how to take a good nut shot.


Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, Jimmy! You're absolutely right about Logan. :-))

Anonymous said...

Um, why the fuck isn't Logan MY cousin? Goddamnit! I would love to see more of the cousins. They're the best! Keep writing amazing stories, Alex!

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment, Nik! I'm glad you like the story! I'm sure we'll see more of the cousins... :-))

Anonymous said...

Will we see a sequel to this???

Alex said...

Thanks for your question. Don't worry, there'll be a sequel. It just takes a little time. :-))

Anonymous said...

How about more stories with Bradley..or finishing Father´s Day saga?

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! I'll think about it! :-))

Anonymous said...

Please have Logan lose his load in front of his cousins in the next chapter! It would be so humiliating!

Alex said...

Thanks for your suggestion! I'll see what I can do... :-))

Anonymous said...

I'm imagining Jayden grabbing Logan's balls from behind, and as Caleb notices the curiously swelling member of their older cousin he decides to tug at his junk from the front and gets a sticky surprise ;-)

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! You have a very hot imagination! :-))

Anonymous said...

What about Logan taking the cousins and a few of their friends to the water park? Maybe in the locker room the boys get a bit too curious, especially seeing Logan's big bulge in his tight swimmers. Logan would be completely vulnerable and the boy could easily rip his shorts off and have their way with his throbbing manhood.

Alex said...

Thanks for your suggestion! I'll keep it in mind! Right now I'm working on a story with Logan, Caleb and Jayden. I guess I'll be able to publish it next month. :-))

Anonymous said...

So excited to hear. Will there be a creamy ending?? :-)

Alex said...

Not in the story I'm working on right now - but there will be a creamy surprise in the future... :-))

Русский Парень said...

I'd like Logan's cousins to get their balls kicked off, too