Monday, June 13, 2016

Video links: DIY


The French author Charles-Guillaume √Čtienne once said, "If you want something done right, do it yourself." And I'm pretty sure what Monsieur √Čtienne was talking about: trashing testicles. Why go through the hassle of having a friend kick you in the nuts when you are perfectly capable of crushing your nuts on your own?

Here are a couple of my favorite videos of guys heeding Monsieur √Čtienne's advice and kicking their own balls.

The guy in the first video kicks himself in the nuts wearing just boxers. What I love most about the clip is that he admits he missed his nuts the first three time before trying again and succeeding. It's a good thing he's an honest young man - but it's pretty easy to tell when he gets it right because of the smacking sound his balls make when hit my his heel... Good job!





Justin, the guy in the next video needs a couple of attempts as well. I love how he stretches first and tells us, "Wanna see something cool?" I'm not sure if 'cool' is the right word, though. 'Limber' perhaps, maybe 'stupid' - and certainly 'painful'...



The next clip is very, very short. We don't know how many attempts it took Jay to hit his nuts - but it looks so effortless that I suspect he's doing it on a regular basis...



Charlie, the protagonist in the following clip, shows off a very unusual technique: He pulls his foot into his balls with the help of his hands. Unusual but very effective.



Now, Charlie, Jay, Justin and the guy in the first video did it just for fun. But there's got to be a way to make money with this, right? Meet Lee, a young man who let's his buddies pay him for kicking himself in the nuts. And he makes a lot of money in the clip: He kicks himself not once, not twice but three times before whacking himself in the nuggets with a coconut. In the end, Lee groans, "I'm so gonna be sterile." Yup, sterile and rich.



Do you have a clip featuring a guy kicking himself in the nuts? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!

Thanks!

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