Mean machines: The Stud Squasher

This one is a quickie. I'm working on a rather epic Christmas story so I didn't have too much time for this one. I hope you enjoy it nevertheless...

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Previous parts:
Sackwrecker Deluxe

Featured in this story: Logan, Vince and Zach (click for pictures)

"I'm a stud", Zach said with a grin.

"Yes, you are", I replied.

"And Kev told me you needed a stud", Zach continued. "So here I am."

"That's great, Zach", I said.

I could only imagine why Kev had sent Zach our way. We had told him about Vince's latest invention in passing, and maybe he was afraid he'd get chosen to test it out again. Or maybe Zach had gotten on Kev's bad side somehow. Or maybe he just wanted Zach to get his nuts crunched for some other, completely benign reason. I had no idea.

When Vince had told me about the Stud Squasher I had gotten the name wrong at first.

"It's the STUD Squasher, not the SPUD Squasher!" I clearly remember Vince's slightly miffed voice. "It does a lot more than just trashing testicles. It squashed the whole stud."

New poll: Favorite video clips

In this month's poll I'd like to know what kind of videos you enjoy watching. I have been sharing video clips with you almost every week for quite some time, and I've tried covering a wide range of topics from game show busts to scripted nutshots from movies, TV shows and the web, from boys having fun to cartoon characters, from accidental testicle collisions to very intentional ball bag demolition.

My guiding principle is always: Share stuff you enjoy watching yourself. I try and find clips that I hope are not old hats (or old balls...) and that inspire me to write something funny.

Tell me: What kind of ballbusting video clips do you enjoy watching?

Here are your options (you can choose more than one if you like):
- Accidents
- Fun between friends
- Scenes from scripted shows/movies/commercials
- Cartoons
- Game shows
- Celebrity nutshots
- Porn/explicit fetish clips
- Other (please specify in a comment)
- None. I'm not a huge fan of your video clip posts.

Let me know by voting in the new poll that will be open until January 15th. If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page.

As always I'm glad for any suggestions and links, no matter if they fit into any of the categories listed above.

Thank you!

Poll results: What do you want for Christmas?

Since it's Christmas, let's be glad
Even if your life's been bad
There are presents to be had

Sufjan Stevens: It's Christmas! Let's Be Glad!

from "Ding! Dong!: Songs For Christmas, Vol. III"

Christmas is coming, and you have told me what you want this year. More than 200 people took part in the poll that I set up last month. Thanks to everybody who voted!

Here are the results:

A hot Christmas story featuring some of the regular Ballbusting Boys characters.   59,5%
A hot Christmas story feat. Sexy Santa and his nutcrunching elves.   18%
A hot story without a Christmas theme.   12% 
Nothing. Take a day off.   10,5%

I think it's pretty clear: Sexy Santa and his nut-crunching elves are going to take a break this year. But I'm not. In fact, I am working hard to give you a truly epic Christmas Story featuring all your favorite Ballbusting Boys. I'm going to publish in six parts from December 25th to December 30th.

Joy to the world!

Sufjan Stevens: Joy To The World

from "Joy: Songs For Christmas, Vol. IV"

P.S.: If you're looking for some awesome Christmas music to get you into the spirit I strongly recommend Sufjan Stevens' fantastic collection "Songs For Christmas, Vol. I-V". :-))

Video links: Comedy gems (9)

You can't spell comedy without the letters n-u-t-s-h-o-t. Oh. Wait. Actually, you can. Let's try that again...

You can't spell comedy without the letters b-a-l-l-p-a-i-n. There we go, you--- Wait.

Okay, let's skip the introductory paragraph and move right to the good stuff. Here are some of my favorite ballbusting scenes from comedy TV shows, movies and web clips.

Today's first scene is from the German teen sex comedy Doktorspiele. Like most teen sex comedies the humor is crude and scatological, and of course we get a cute little scene in which the protagonist gets whacked in the nuggets. In this case, a girl steps on a rake, causing the handle to ram his babymakers into his body. As we say in Germany: Autsch.

Picture perfect (written by Lenny Bennu)

Here's a great story from one of our readers. I'm very proud that Lenny chose this blog to publish his amazing debut story, and I hope you love this twisted tale as much as I do!

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Time for our Physical Education Class again. Attending an All Boys High School, I really love it sometimes because of all the hot guys in the class doing hot guy things, such as being hot. I hate it because it normally involves me doing physical activity, which is less than preferable. I’m not unfit or anything, I’m just lazy. I’m here in my shorts, surrounded by the other boys in shorts, and across from me is Austin, who in my opinion is the hottest guy in the class. Austin. A little over 6 foot, he’s a pitcher in baseball, dark blond hair, light brown some days. Blue eyes, great smile. Well built. Nothing to complain about visually. He was talking to his friend Frankie, who is a close second in the class I think. Frankie’s an Italian kid with jet black hair, also a baseball player, shortstop. Shorter than Austin, but not by much, brown eyes. Bulkier though, but not by much. They probably weigh the same. He’s more of an asshole though. Anyways, I’m looking over Austin, and he looks immaculate. He’s doing that thing guys do where they lift their shirt up when they stretch, revealing their abs, and in Austin’s case, his 6 pack. He’s so fucking hot. I’m apparently not being very inconspicuous when I hear

“Fuck off Fag!” stemming from Frankie’s mouth

To which I reply “Only if you help me darling”

“Did you hear the mouth on your lover boy Austin? Fiesty!”

Austin looks at me and says “You’re not good enough to even hold my jock!”

Spam comments and word verification

Unfortunately my blog has been flooded with more than a dozen automated spam comments in the past 30 minutes. To stop them I have activated the word verification feature, hoping that this will stop the flood. 

I know that it's a hassle, and I'll monitor the situation closely. I hope I'll be able to switch it off again soon to make commenting easier for you.

In the meantime: Sorry for the inconvenience.

BB Academy: Bashed abs and busted balls (Jerry and Ken meet Logan)

Special thanks to Jerry for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who has been waiting for an ab bashing story to pop up on this blog forever!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Erik and Logan (click for pictures)

“It’s a very interesting question”, Erik said with a smile. “And we’re going to get to the bottom of this today.”

My 19 year old assistant looked at his clipboard and made a note. He was in charge of the project, and I knew he was very devoted to the cause. He had a serious expression on his cute face, and the white lab coat counterbalanced his boyish looks, giving him an aura of gravitas and sincerity.

A little while ago we had started cooperating with the renowned Institute of Testicular Agony (ITA), the leading capacity authority in the field of Male Studies. We conducted scientific studies and sophisticated trials for them, and we were very proud of our groundbreaking work.

“First of all”, Erik said, “let’s recapitulate our hypotheses.” He looked at the two young men who were standing in front of him.

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (23)

We all speak different languages, but there's one thing we all have in common: our humanity deeply held belief that guys hitting each other in the nuts is the most hilarious thing ever.

Here are some of my favorite clips from all over the world featuring guys busting each others' balls for fun.

In the Spanish-speaking world guys seem to be fascinated with creating series of clips demonstrating their stubborn will to turn themselves sterile (most notably the Dickstroyers' classic 100 Razones por las que no puedo tener hijos). Here's Breakers' Razón número 6 por la que soy gilipollas (Reason number 6 why I'm an asshole). Make sure to turn the sound up for this one. When the poor boy's balls get kicked you can hear them smack against his body. Spectacular.

Best of the busts: November 2016

Your feedback matters a lot to me. It's the thing that has kept me going for almost eight years now. So if you like a story, if you dislike a story, if you want to share your opinion about the characters, the plot or the writing, please let me know.

How? Oh, I'm glad you ask! :-))

Just leave a comment or send me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org). And if you're in a hurry you can just use our 5 star ratings feature that you'll find at the bottom of every post. You can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars), and it just takes one click! :-))

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of November 2016:

Stag night

Special thanks to our reader ScotLad for coming up with the idea for this story!

Featured in this story: Ben, Colin, Kev and Zach (click for pictures)

“Fucking A!” Mason howled. “I knew you’d come up with something awesome, bro!”

“Fuck yeah”, Kev grinned.

“Fuck yeah!” Mason laughed, giving Kev a bro hug.

Mason choosing Kev to be the best man for his wedding had been a no brainer.

The two 20 year old studs had been best friends in school, and that hadn’t changed when Kev had moved away.

Mason was a handsome guy, tall and muscular, with short dirty blond hair and a sexy smile. He was wearing jeans and a shirt that accentuated the great shape of his body. Back in school, Mason had been very popular with the girls, even more popular than his best friend Kev.

He had been dating his bride-to-be for a couple of years now, but Kev knew Mason’s dick had been inside countless girls, and Mason hadn’t been too secretive about it. He loved talking big and shooting his mouth off.

“Let’s go”, Kev grinned, nudging Mason’s muscular upper arm. “Let’s give you a proper send-off!” He laughed and adjusted the bulge in his chinos.