Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Video links: Cup test (2)

Remember when we talked about cup safety? Brace yourselves. Apparently the problem is worse than we thought. According to an explosive top-secret memo that I wrote myself and that may or not be utterly worthless there's an astonishing number of balls that get destroyed every day (EVERY DAY!) because their owners don't wear proper nut gear. It's a tragedy.

That's why it's so important to make sure that your protective cup is working. How? Just ask your friends! I'm sure they'll be happy to help you!

Here are some of my favorite clips featuring guys testing the limits of testicular protection.

Let's start with a cup commercial. It's so serious that it's ridiculous. "[If your son takes] even one blow without the proper protection", the young man says in a graveyard voice, looking directly into the camera, "he could damage a lot more than just his pride." How he can keep a straight face is beyond me... :-))

Here's Dan Goldberg trying to sell us groin protection and hitting himself in the cup with a baseball bat in the process. Well done!

Here's a short but sweet video with the cheeky title "2 Guys 1 Cup". I love it!

These young men from Japan are having a lot of fun trying out a protective cup. I'm not quite sure they try hard enough, though...

The guys from La FĂȘnix make sure to test the limits of their cup as hard as they can by letting strangers kick them in the groin. That's how you test a fucking cup, man!

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Finally, here's an awesome spontaneous cup test. I'm not quite sure it worked... :-))

What's your favorite cup test video? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (!



Anonymous said...

ballbusting gay:

Toothpick said...

Ok not cup checks but nut shots in general

About 2:00 minutes in we have a great afv nut shot

Some of these I admit I can't recall if I have shared them before or not
This one is a video game

Alex said...

Thanks for your comments, guys! And thanks for sharing those awesome links! :-))