Tuesday, July 1, 2014

World Cup Testers: Do you want more?


Originally, I wanted to write five stories about the World Cup and end the series with the Argentina episode I posted earlier today. Then our Mexican reader Fernando inspired me to write another instalment that's going to be online on Friday, starring Brazil's Hulk and Júlio César.

But what's going to happen after Friday? The World Cup goes on - do you want more stories starring ruthless ball kickers from international soccer teams? And if so, who do you want to see? I'd love to hear your opinion.

There's only one rule: If a team is out, it's out. Sorry, Spain, Italy, England, Chile, Greece, Mexico, Nigeria etc. - you won't get a turn at kicking our guys' balls. I know it's hard. But you should have worried about that before you decided to let yourself get kicked out of the tournament... ;-)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes please! A suggestion would be to have players from losing teams act as the testers instead of the kickers :) Fernando Torres (Spain) and the gorgeous Jordan Henderson (England) are top of my list at the moment. But thanks anyway for all the work you are putting in, completely understand if this sounds like too much work.

Anonymous said...

I like the idea that was submitted of players from losing teams acting as the testers. That way the testers would be temporary, and the temporary testers testes could be, well, totaled! :) And situations in which the cups are worn but fail to guard against damage would be hot. I know you like to stop short of studs actually losing their nads in your stories, but, just this once maybe?

Sarika Chowdhury said...

Oooh, I like this suggestion. Also, Jordan Henderson is a fittie ;)

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, guys!

I was hoping for a US win in yesterday's match against Belgium - Jermaine Jones would make a tremendous ballbuster, don't you think? :-))

Well, sadly the US team lost after a very exciting 30 minutes of extra time...

I don't know if I'll continue the series, yet. Maybe a Belgium story with cute little redhead Kevin de Bruyne? Hmm. We'll see...