Saturday, February 2, 2019

On vacation

Artwork created by Champ

I'll be away on vacation for two weeks, so there won't be any updates on this blog.

If you haven't watched "These boots are made for ballbusting" yet I recommend you check it out while I'm away. It's awesome! :-))

See you in two weeks!

5 comments:

Jimmy said...

Enjoy your vacation Alex!

We will all miss you, and eagerly await your return!

Sincerely,

Jimmy

Matty Steel said...

Have a good holiday man ;-)

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your vacation! I have an idea for a story.
I was reading your old "spring break diaries" stories from, like, 2008! So awesome !
Well how about a new variation : Bingo Ben!
Ben's buddies each have a "bingo card" with a list of challenges all related to humiliating, mocking or ballbusting Ben. The more difficult challenges get more points.
Examples :

1. Bust Ben's balls and pick up points depending on his reaction :
Takes it like a man (1 point)
Falls to his knees (2 points)
Passes out or pukes (3 points)
Bonus point if he says "my fucking balls" or inspects them for damage.

2. Annoy Ben until he challenges you to a contest
Armwrestling or biggest muscles (1 point)
Compare balls (2 points)
Roshambo (3 points)
Bonus point if you beat him !

3. Stop Ben from getting laid
4. Squeeze Ben's balls until he submits

I could think of more!

Anonymous said...

Some more ideas:
5. Put Ben's nuts out of commission with 1 hit (sports equipment allowed...like baseball bat, golf club, tennis racquet)

6. Kick Ben in the balls when he's :
Sleeping (1 point)
Bragging or Flexing muscles (2 points)
Taking a piss (3 points)
Fucking a girl (4 points)

7. Get Ben to bust his own balls "by accident" e.g. standing on a rake, falling on a plank

8. Pay a random person to kick Ben in the balls (Maybe a bouncer or lifeguard or a gang of teenagers)

I really like the idea of this story and you could write it in the same style as "Spring Break Diaries". Maybe you pay for the guys go on vacation and Kev sends you a video of the highlights.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comments!

@ Jimmy & Matty:
I had a wonderful vacation! It was absolutely amazing! :-))

@ Anonymous:
I like your idea very much and I'll see what I an do! :-))