One on one: The twins vs. Parker - Roshambo

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Featured in this story: Parker and the twins (click for pictures)

It had started with some playful banter between friends at a party a couple of weeks ago, now the three handsome guys were standing in the studio, eager to bash each others’ balls.

 

Will had stripped down to his light blue boxer briefs that hugged his impressive package nicely. The 22 year old blond gymnast was tall and tanned, with muscles in all the right places. He grabbed the bulge in his briefs, looked down at his groin and mused, “Now it’s time to prove yourselves, my tough little soldiers…”

 

His twin brother Michael rolled his eyes. “This is a stupid idea”, he mumbled, running his hand through his blond hair. He looked exactly like Will, with muscular legs and arms, well defined abs and a nice, big set of genitals that were held snugly by his red boxer briefs.

 

“Oh, come on”, Parker chimed in. “It will be fun!” At 21, he was one year younger than the twins. He was naked except for a tiny, well packed pair of bright green briefs with yellow stripes that had a slight retro feel to them. His hair was dyed red and stood on ends, making him look like he had just gotten out of bed. He scratched the pubic hair that was visible above the waistline of his briefs and grinned at Michael. “You won’t chicken out, right?”

 

Michael sighed and shrugged. “Of course I won’t.” He lifted the waistband of his underwear and peeked at his nuts. “It’s just that I had some plans tonight”, he mumbled.

 

Will chuckled and patted his brother’s shoulder. “Well, if your fun factory is out of commission tonight, I’m sure your boyfriend doesn’t mind if you let him do the pitching for a change…”

Michael blushed.

 

Will and Parker laughed at Michael’s obvious discomfort, causing Michael to shoot them an angry look.

 

I clapped my hands. “Alright, let’s go.” My cameraman Chad had called in sick today, so I had to operate the camera myself.

 

The three guys looked at the camera, the twins framing Parker, their arms on each other’s shoulders.

 

“Hi there”, Parker said. “I’m Parker and these are Michael and Will.”

 

The twins grinned.

 

“We have been to a party a couple of weeks ago”, Parker explained, “and after a heated game of nudie nutball---“

 

“Which I won!” Will chimed in, grinning and wiggling his hips, making his big package bounce.

 

Parker chuckled. “After the game when we were lying on the ground and nursing our wounds, Will suggested that we have a little fight for your entertainment…”

 

“Yeah”, Will grinned. He reached between Parker’s legs and gave his bulging package a playful squeeze.

 

Playing along, Parker grimaced comically, making both Michael and Will laugh out loud.

 

“He was bragging about the strength of his balls even after I had turned his nuts into peanut butter”, Will chuckled, intensifying his grip on Parker’s balls, “so we asked him: Do you think you can take on both of us in a nice little game of Roshambo?”

 

“And of course he agreed”, Michael said, reaching for Parker’s balls.

 

Now, Will and Michael each held one of Parker’s testicles in their hands and squeezed hard.

 

Parker’s comical grimace turned into a real pain face as his big balls were squished by the twins. “Yeah”, Parker said in a strained voice. “I love a challenge. I’m going to make the two of you shoot blanks for a while!”

 

“In your dreams”, Will chuckled.

 

The twins winked at each other and laughed before twisting Parker’s nuts in opposite directions, making Parker’s eyes lose focus as he let out an anguished yelp.

 

“Damn”, Parker groaned as the twins let go of his nuts and stepped to the sides. “You trying to tenderize my nuts before we even started?”

 

Will and Michael laughed.

 

“Well, it won’t work”, Parker grinned weakly, rubbing his crotch. He pulled down the waistband of his briefs, exposing his meaty dick and his low-hanging balls for a brief moment.

 

“Show-off!” Michael chuckled.

 

Parker shrugged, grinning. “Sure!”

 

The three guys laughed.

 

“Alright, Two On One Roshambo – this is going to be fun”, Parker said cheerfully, “let’s crack some nuts!”

 

The three studs high-fived and gave each other buddy-hugs like a football team before the big game.

 

Parker reached inside his briefs and rearranged his junk before spreading his legs and lowering his upper body. “You go first”, he grinned.

 

Will and Michael looked at him and laughed.

 

“You’re eager to get your balls bashed, huh?” Will chuckled as he brought his leg back.

 

Parker grinned at him.

 

Will kicked Parker’s nuts with all the force he could muster. His instep collided with the big bulge in Parker’s briefs, ramming his juicy plums into his body and knocking the wind out of his lungs.

 

Parker coughed and put his hands on his knees. “You’re off to a good start”, he said hoarsely. “Hit them both dead-on.”

 

Will chuckled and high-fived his brother. “Your turn, Mikey.”

 

Michael rolled his eyes. “Don’t call me Mikey”, he mumbled and took Will’s place in front of Parker.

 

Parker straightened and put his hands behind his back, grimacing in pain.

 

Michael winked at Parker before slamming his foot in between Parker’s thighs, crunching his nuts with the tip of his foot and flattening them like pancakes.

 

Parker groaned in pain. His knees met and he doubled over, covering his nuts, his eyes clenched shut.

 

“Yay! Good one, Mikey!” Will cheered and patted his brother’s shoulder.

 

Michael grinned proudly.

 

“Wanna give up?” Will asked Parker in a mocking tone. “Do you have enough?”

 

Parker coughed. “You wish”, Parker whispered. “Now it’s my turn…”

 

Will spread his legs wide and lifted his arms. “Yeah, come on!”

 

Parker looked at Will’s bulging crotch and snap-kicked his nuts hard.

 

“Oooof!” Will groaned as his precious babymakers were rammed into his body.

 

Michael cringed in sympathy as his brother doubled over, clutching his crotch and moaning in pain.

 

“My turn, I guess”, Michael said, grimacing. He assumed his position, spreading his legs and putting his hands behind his back.

 

“Let’s destroy the fun factory”, Parker mused before kicking Michael’s balls as hard as he could, his instep crunching Michael’s poor nuts and flattening the prominent bulge in his underwear.

 

Michael’s eyes widened and his eyebrows rose. His mouth formed a little O. “Oooohhh”, he whispered, his hands finding his aching genitals as he doubled over in agony.

 

Parker grinned. “That hurt, huh?”

 

Will looked up, his face a mask of pain. “Don’t worry about us”, he moaned. “It’s your turn again…”

 

Parker grimaced, reached inside his underwear and arranged his junk. “I’m not sure if I like Two On One Roshambo”, he chuckled as he spread his legs.

 

Will eyed his friend’s package and grinned. “They aren’t swollen yet, are they?”

 

Parker snickered and pulled the waistband of his briefs away from his body. “Not yet”, he said cheekily, reaching inside his underwear and pulling out his equipment. He tugged the waistband below his sack, putting his fat dick and meaty balls on full display, letting his junk dangle vulnerably between his legs. The waistband made sure that his nuts were lifted up a bit, acting like a push-up bra for his valuables. “Do they look swollen?” he grinned at Will.

 

“Not yet”, Will chuckled as he brought his leg back.

 

Parker’s bare nuts presented the perfect target. They were bulging below his limp dick with nowhere to go, and Will took full advantage of that. He kicked Parker’s balls with admirable precision, ramming his toes into Parker’s meaty plums with all the force he could muster.

 

“Owwwww”, Parker groaned, clutching his bare balls. “Bad idea. Bad idea.”

 

Michael and Will burst out laughing.

 

“Hey!” Michael said as he saw Parker stuffing his junk back inside his underwear. “You take them out for Will and put them back in for me?! You can’t hide them away now!”

 

Parker grimaced. “Michael, I---“

 

“Mikey’s right”, Will said, grinning. “That’s not what friends do…”

 

Parker shook his head, chuckling. “That’s not what friends do?!”

 

Will shrugged. “Friends let friends kick their bare balls.” He pulled down his boxer briefs, exposing his massive dick and low-hanging balls. “Right, Mikey?”

 

Michael stared at him. “Well, that wasn’t what I had in mind…”

 

Parker sighed. “Alright, let’s do it your way.” He took off his briefs and threw them into a corner. “If that’s what friends do…” He straightened and wiggled his hips, letting his junk bounce around wildly, causing Will to laugh out loud.

 

Michael cleared his throat.

 

“Come on”, his naked brother said, “take them off, Mikey!”

 

Michael bit his lower lip and stripped off his boxer briefs, revealing his naked genitalia to the two guys who cheered and clapped their hands.

 

Michael blushed.

 

“Where were we?” Will asked. Then he grinned and winked at Parker. “Oh yeah, you were about to get your nuts kicked in.”

 

Parker grimaced and spread his legs wide. His naked set of nuts dangled vulnerably below his dick.

“Smash them to pieces, Mikey!” Will said, clapping his hands.

 

Michael took a step back. With a little running start, he smashed Parker’s dangling, vulnerable jewels. His instep collided with the two fragile globes, squishing them into his body and making Parker scream from the top of his lungs.

 

“Good one, Mikey!” Will cheered and high-fived his brother.

 

Michael jerked his knee up, catching Will right between his thighs and ramming his plums into his pelvis.

 

Will groaned hoarsely as Michael smiled. “Don’t call me Mikey”, he said in a sickly sweet voice, watching his brother cup his balls and double over in pain.

 

Will looked at his brother. “We’re fighting together, you know?” he said, grimacing.

 

Michael shrugged. “I’m sure your tough little soldiers can handle it…”

 

Will chuckled, massaging his naked nuts.

 

Parker let out a coughing laugh, nursing his own badly busted balls. “My turn”, he announced. “Spread ‘em, Will!”

 

Will grimaced and complied. His big balls were swinging between his thighs.

 

Parker grimaced. Standing up straight seemed to be a bit difficult for him, but he managed to land a decent kick to Will’s exposed testicles, ramming them into his body and making Will scream from the top of his lungs.

 

“Michael”, Parker said and turned to Will’s brother.

 

Michael assumed his position, and Parker brought his foot up hard between his legs, squashing Michael’s balls with all the force he could muster.

 

Michael shrieked in pain and doubled over instantly, cupping his sore nuggets.

 

Parker groaned and spread his legs. “What are you waiting for?” he teased, shaking his hips and making his genitals flop around.

 

Despite their good-natured jokes and their cocky attitudes, the repeated kicks to their juicy bits had taken a toll on all three studs. They were grimacing and groaning as they continued kicking each others’ nuts.

 

Again and again they repeated their routine: Parker received one nut-crunching kick from Will, then another one from Michael; and each of the twins got treated to one kick from Parker to their rapidly swelling testicles.

 

By the twelfth round, all three of them were screaming and shrieking every time their reproductive organs were violently rearranged – and all of them showed signs of exhaustion.

 

Amazingly, Parker seemed to be the one with the strongest nuts, even though he received twice the amount of kicks than his opponents.

 

Parker caressed his bruised and battered balls. He looked up, a weak smile on his face. “I’m ready. What are you waiting for? Bring it on!”

 

Michael and Will were moaning and groaning in pain, clutching their battered balls. Their naked bodies were glistening with sweat.

 

“Fuck!” Will whined. “He has the kick of a horse!” He had just received a particularly hard blow to his tender, traumatized testicles, and he had narrowly avoided collapsing on the ground, thereby handing Parker the victory.

 

Michael nodded, grimacing in pain. “And balls of steel”, he added with a whimper. Like his brother, Michael had endured a couple of merciless nut kicks, all but certainly ensuring that his sex life wasn’t going to involve his cock or his balls for a while…

 

“Bring it on”, Parker repeated weakly. He seemed to sense that he was close to victory, and he wanted to finish this game as soon as possible.

 

He spread his legs and pointed at his junk with both of his index fingers. “Come on”, he teased. “Try and kick those suckers into orbit!”

 

Will groaned and limped to his friend. “I’m going to kick you so hard that you sperm will come out your ears”, he said, making Parker chuckle.

 

“Kick away”, Parker said, wiggling his hips and making his junk bounce wildly.

 

Will bit his lower lip, concentrating hard. Then he kicked Parker’s nuts as hard as he could. His foot slammed Parker’s nuts into his body, lifting him off the ground and making him yowl in agony.

 

“Good one”, Michael grimaced. “My turn.”

 

Parker was jumping up and down, cupping his balls, screaming in pain.

 

“My turn”, Michael repeated.

 

It took a few seconds for Parker to assume his position and bring his hands behind his back.

 

Michael brought his foot up between Parker’s thigh, connecting perfectly with both of Parker’s precious nuts, flattening them like pancakes and eliciting a high-pitched wail from Parker’s mouth.

 

Parker stumbled backwards and for a moment it looked like he was going to fall to the ground.

 

“Damnit!” Michael hissed when Parker regained his composure and avoided going down.

 

A proud grin appeared on Parker’s pain-contorted face. “My turn”, he whispered.

 

“Oh fuck”, Will groaned.

 

Parker stared at Will’s groin.

 

Will’s nuts had swollen considerably. Just like his brother’s, Will’s scrotum was red and bruised, with his nuts stretching the skin to its limits, making it look shiny and fragile.

 

“Oh fuck”, Will repeated when he saw the determined expression on Parker’s face.

 

Parker looked like he was hellbent on putting his friend’s sex life on hold for a while.

 

“Do it”, Will hissed, clenching his teeth and anticipating the blow to his most vulnerable parts.

 

Parker kicked like he wanted to score a field goal. He foot crashed into Will’s babymakers like a sledge hammer, hitting both of his testicles dead-on and slamming them into his pelvis.

 

Will’s mouth opened in a silent scream and his eyes rolled back in his head. His legs started trembling and his knees met before he sank to the ground and curled up in a ball, whimpering in pain and clutching his battered genitalia.

 

Michael watched his brother, grimacing in sympathy. “Ouch. So much for your tough little soldiers. I guess they lost the war…”

 

“Yes!” Parker exclaimed, jumping up and down in a little victory dance. His genitals swung back and forth between his thighs as he celebrated his win.

 

Then he looked at Michael and grinned. “Two down, two to go”, he mused, pointing at Michael’s groin.

 

Michael gulped and looked down at his bright red ballsack.

 

Parker had a confident grin on his face. “I’m going to turn those tomatoes into ketchup”, he chuckled and winked at Michael.

 

Michael grimaced.

Parker drew his leg back and threw it between Michael’s thighs, crunching his nuts with devastating force. His instep collided with Michael’s poor, tender plums and rammed them into his body.

 

Michael’s cheeks puffed and he let out a wheezing groan. His eyes crossed and he doubled over, his hands clutching his nuts.

 

Parker laughed and looked at him expectantly.

 

“Oh god”, Michael gagged and fell to his knees.

 

“Yessss!” Parker balled his fist. “Yess!”

 

“Oh god, my balls”, Michael wailed, his head sinking to the ground.

 

Parker was clapping and cheering, hopping up and down like a manic child. “Yes!” he shouted again and again.

 

The twins were writhing on the ground, moaning in pain and clutching their battered balls.

 

Parker turned to the camera, a huge grin on his face. “Yes! I turned their nuts into peanut butter!” He laughed. “I bet they won’t have sex for a week!” He grabbed his naked nuts with his right hand and lifted his left hand above his head, posing like an rockstar. “Yeah!”

 

He jumped over to where Michael and Will were lying on the ground. Straddling Will’s head, he lowered his body and rubbed his swollen nutsack on Will’s forehead. “Yeah!” he shouted.

 

Will grimaced and opened his eyes when he felt Parker’s warm balls on his face. “Ugh!” he grunted.

 

Parker laughed. “You like getting teabagged? That’s what you get for---“

 

He was rudely interrupted by Will who grabbed Parker’s bloated nutsack with his right hand, closing his thumb and index finger around the neck. The rest of his fingers squeezed Parker’s precious plums against his palm.

 

Parker let out an anguished yelp.

 

“Want me to rip your teabag off?” Will said, grimacing.

 

“No”, Parker whispered in a toneless voice.

 

Will chuckled and twisted Parker’s nuts, making Parker’s eyes fill with tears. Parker gagged and retched as Will yanked Parker’s balls to the side before letting go and allowing Parker to curl up in a little ball.

 

“Cut!” I yelled. “That was awesome!”

 

Half an hour later, the three guys were sitting on the couch. They had put their underwear back on, and all of them had icepacks on their crotches.

 

“That was fun!” Parker said in a strained voice. “We should do it again.” He turned to the twins. “How do your balls look?”

 

The three guys lifted the icepacks off their crotches and pulled the waistbands of their underwear away from their bodies, exposing their naked testicles.

 

They looked down their own bodies, than at the crotches of their friends.

 

The three ballbags were red and bruised, their balls swollen and bloated.

 

The guys looked at each other and broke out laughing.

 

“Shit, your nuts look horrible!” Parker cried.

 

“Yours don’t look any better!” Will replied.

 

Parker grabbed his nuts, inhaling sharply. “Maybe we should wait a couple of weeks before we do it again…”

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