Video links: Ooops!

Schadenfreude (from German "Schaden" = damage/harm and "Freude" = joy) is a wonderful concept. Wikipedia defines it as "pleasure derived from the misfortune of others". I don't know about you but I'm a big fan of schadenfreude, especially when an unsuspecting pair of testicles is involved...

Here are a couple of my favorite accidental nutshots.

If you're a guy you know that gym class might be the most dangerous thing for a student's dangly bits since the beginning of time. I don't know about you but during my school years I certainly caught my fair share of dodgeballs, basketballs and footballs in the crotch. (Okay, maybe I was just bad at sports...)

The guy in the next video a guy attempts to jump between his buddy's legs. There's not supposed to be any foot-to-testicle contact. Unfortunately, there is...

Sammy the ball doctor: Treating Ben

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Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (24) - Testicle Tee Ball Edition

Tee ball is a simplified version of baseball: There's no pitcher and you just hit the ball from the batting tee. It's a great way to make sure that the ball stays in place and gets hit hard every time.

It's also a simplified version of birth control for fun-loving guys who don't want to run the risk of getting their nuggets smashed only half-hartedly: It's a great way to make sure that the balls stay in place and get hit hard every time.

Judging from the look on your face you're surprised that I managed to find enough clips for this special edition of "Boys just wanna have fun". Frankly, so was I.

But here they are. Enjoy these glorious clips of guys getting playing tee ball with their testicles.

The poor young man getting his nuts whacked in the first clip (which I found on my hard drive and re-uploaded to youtube) doesn't look too happy when he places his balls on the batting tee. Listen for the subtle weariness in his voice when he announces, "This is tee ball with my nuts", and watch his face afterwards. At least his friends are having a great time...

Romantic risks: Recorded wrecking (written by Daniel)

This fantastic story was written by our reader Daniel who also created the wonderful title card. It's a sequel to his awesome stories Countdown to cum and Painful payment. I hope you'll enjoy Daniel's great story as much as I did! :-))

Featured in this story: Logan and Simon (click for pictures)

Daniel has created a new character for this story: Simon's boyfriend Gareth whose looks are inspired by model Kevin Thompson. Here's a photo that Daniel kindly sent me.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

“So, that’s his boyfriend?”

“Guess so.”

Logan looked over the studio at the two other men as Chad worked on his camera. Simon was uncharacteristically wearing a blue wrestling singlet. It clung to his slim, slender body like a second skin. It hardly fit his geeky persona, and his perfectly styled hair and glasses certainly didn’t work with the costume.

Although they couldn’t hear what the couple were saying, Logan could guess it featured the redhead teasing his boyfriend. And it was easy to see why, Simon’s small body definitely didn’t look like the typical wrestler.

“I don’t know why but I expected him to be blonde.” Logan mused “And shorter-“

“I really don’t care.” Chad stood up, adjusting something on the camera again. “And don’t you think it’s weird that he’s coming to see his boyfriend film porn?”

Sweet revenge (Chris meets Logan and Kev)

Special thanks to Chris for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves to get tied up and beaten!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Featured in this story: Kev and Logan (click for pictures)

“I can’t believe he did that”, Kev said, slowly shaking his head.

Logan shrugged his shoulders.

“I mean, lashing out at two kids – that’s just not like him, right?” Kev said, running his hand through his short brown hair. The 20 year old stud was shirtless, wearing sweat pants and a baseball cap.

They were sitting on Kev’s bed in his dorm room. The bed was the only place in the room that wasn’t littered with worn clothes, shoes and underwear.

“My cousins told me they were playing a game”, Logan said, staring out of the window. He was 18 years old, a handsome blond with blue eyes and an attractive face. His tight t-shirt was showing off his muscular upper body, and he was wearing loose chinos and sneakers.

“A game?” Kev asked. “What kind of game?”

Video links: XXX (3) (updated)

Original date: 01/18/2017

Update 01/19/2017: There have been some problems with the embed code of the clips. I have been able to fix the problem but I found a solution by embedding a screenshot. Clicking on the picture will bring you to the clip on the original website. Special thanks to JP for pointing out the problem!

For most guys, hurting your balls while jerking off probably sounds like a nightmare. Thank god the following young men aren't most guys...

Here are some of my favorite x-rated video clips featuring testicular pain in professional or amateur porn vids.

First up, we have a young man in what looks like a professionally shot and edited solo scene. It is very rare to see a porn model smack their own nuts around in mainstream gay porn, and the young man doing the smacking is quite a cutie. I love the look of pleasure on his face when he slaps his balls, that satisfied grin when he squeezes his babymakers. (By the way, does anybody know who he is and whether he has made more videos?)

New link: Lenny's Twisted Words

If you are as big a fan of great ballbusting stories as I am (and I’m sure you are) I have got some excellent news for you: A brand-new blog with a lot of potential is here! I’m absolutely thrilled!

Lenny’s Twisted Words will feature stories and other awesome stuff. The mastermind behind it is Lenny Bennu who published his very first story (the brilliant Picture perfect that currently has a reader rating of 4.56/5) right here on this blog. I love Lenny’s writing style, his unique way of narrating, his many-layered characters and his twisted plot ideas.

Make sure to head over and check out Lenny’s Twisted Words. Right now, there are two stories online: the aforementioned Picture Perfect and the very entertaining family tale Cody and His Family. But there’s a lot more to come. A little bird told me that there will be regular updates, and I’m looking forward to Lenny’s new, exciting stories.

A little hint just between us: The best way to make a writer create more stories is to give him feedback, to let him know what you like about his work, to give him suggestions and ideas. So don’t be shy, let Lenny know what you think, give him a warm welcome, and comment on his blog!

I’ve added a new link to the list in the left column of this blog (web version only).

So if you’re reading this, Lenny: Congratulations on your new blog, godspeed and have fun!

Romantic risks: Painful payment (written by Daniel)

This fantastic story was written by our reader Daniel who also created the wonderful title card. It's a sequel to last week's story Countdown to cum. I hope you'll enjoy Daniel's awesome story as much as I did! :-))

Featured in this story: Danny and Simon (click for pictures)

Daniel has created a new character for this story: Simon's boyfriend Gareth whose looks are inspired by model Kevin Thompson. Here's a photo that Daniel kindly sent me.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

“Two weeks?”

“Two whole weeks.”

“Two weeks? Really? You two haven’t had sex for two weeks?”

Simon nodded, arms crossed as he looked at the actor. Danny was only dressed in a pair of tight black boxers and a bow tie, his impressively muscular and toned physique shown off to excellency. He was smiling gently, running a hand through his reddish blonde hair as he flexed his bicep playfully, grinning when he noticed Simon’s eyes glance at it.

“I lived here for a week and you had sex at least fifty times. You went at it like bunnies, literally!” Danny chuckled.

New poll: What do you call them?

There are many names for those little things that dangle between a man's legs and cause so much pleasure - and so much pain...

I want to know: What do you call them? Nuts, balls, plums, eggs, (family) jewels, (go)nads, testicles - or something completely different?

Let me know by voting in the new poll that will be open until Febuary 15th. If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page.

Thank you!

Poll results: Favorite video clips

Last month I asked you to tell me what kind of video clips you enjoy. More than 250 people voted in the poll. A big thanks to every one who left their vote!

And here are the results:

Porn/explicit fetish clips   59%
Fun between friends   53%
Celebrity nutshots   31%
Accidents   29%
Game shows   22%
Cartoons   19%
Scenes from scripted shows/movies/commercials   18%
Other (please specify in a comment   2%
None. I'm not a huge fan of your video clip posts.   1%

I think the results are very interesting. I'll continue trying to give you a healthy mix of video clips but I promise that I'll do my very best to find hot porn clips for you (like these and these). :-))

Thank you very much!

Best of the busts: Best of 2016

It's been almost exactly one year since I added the 5 star rating feature to the blog. You find it at the bottom of every post, and it allows you to rate each post on a scale from 1 star (awful) to 5 stars (excellent).

I don't know about you - but I love it. I think it's a great way for you to leave feedback and tell me what you think about my stories.

And it gives me the chance to present - drumroll please - the ten highest rated stories of 2016!

#1

GoPros and low blows (written by Reg)
average rating: 4.94/5 (17 votes)

In the top spot: The first part of Reg's awesome story GoPros and low blows. It is simply brilliant, and I'm very, very happy that you like it as much as I do. By the way, part 2 and part 3 are fantastic, too. :-))

From here on down it's The Logan Show. Yes. Except for Reg's #1 story every single story in the Top 10 features our beloved 18 year old high school wrestler. Wow. You really seem to love him... :-))

Kick ball tournament

Previous parts:
New girl in town
Ballbusting 101

Warning: Contains f/m ballbusting and traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Danny, Kev, Phil and Zach (click for pictures)

The room was filled with excitement. This was a new experience for everybody involved, and it felt pretty great.

A little while ago, a new tenant had moved into the floor below our studio. Anita, a hot 28 year old porn star turned business women, was revolutionizing the f/m ballbusting scene, producing high quality video clips with hot girls and – most importantly – hot guys that had quickly turned into viral sensations.

Today was our first official on-camera collaboration, and we had decided to set up a little girls vs. boys kick ball competition.

Video links: Nutball mania (3)

Update 2017/01/13: Obviously, the hook of this post doesn't work if it's re-scheduled from December 2016 to January 2017. I totally didn't catch it until a reader made me aware... I hope you can look past that and enjoy the clips anyway. Special thanks to the reader who told me!  :-))

The year is coming to an end, and it's time for some I hope you have made your New Year's resolutions. What are yours?

Wait - what?!

You don't have any yet?! Haven't even thought about it?!

Uh-oh.

Let me help you out here.

When I look at you I get the feeling that you should do more sport. I know, I know, playing tennis or golf is too expensive, your eye-hand coordination is too bad for table tennis and baseball, the nearest gym is too far away (a two minute drive is a lot longer that it sounds!), and taking up football or soccer is not an option because of potentially embarrassing locker room situations...

Guess what - I have the perfect sport for you:

• It's very exciting and it'll get your adrenaline rushing immediately.
• You can play it in the comfort of your own home.
• The rules are very simple, and you can ask almost anybody* to play with you, no experience necessary. (* Your uncle, your brother, your buddy from college or that new guy from accounting might be better opponents than your aunt, your sister, your ex-girlfriend or that new girl from sales.)
• Your friends and family will love it because it's a great spectator sport
• There's no need to buy any expensive equipment because all the equipment you need is right there, dangling between your legs.
• Added bonus: You won't have to worry about birth control for a week after playing.

Doesn't that sound like fun?

Of course, I'm talking about nutball, the sport that has been sweeping the world since the Jackass crew made it popular on MTV years back.

You're not convinced yet? Let me show you a couple of video clips.

First up, here's some US Marines playing with a roll of duct tape. They probably need a lot of personal training, though, because the first real hit comes in the final 15 seconds of the clip.

Romantic risks: Countdown to cum (written by Daniel)

This fantastic story was written by our reader Daniel who also created the wonderful title card. It features one of my favorite chararacters from this blog: Simon. I hope you'll enjoy Daniel's steaming hot story as much as I did! :-))

Featured in this story: Simon (click for pictures)

Daniel has created a new character for this story: Simon's boyfriend Gareth whose looks are inspired by model Kevin Thompson. Here's a photo that Daniel kindly sent me.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality. 

“You look beautiful like this.”

Simon looked down at the handsome man bound to the bed under him, a gentle smile gracing his features. He was naked bar the glasses barely resting on his nose, his slender figure completely unprotected. He pushed his horn-rimmed spectacles up, maintaining the geek motif he had become known for even though he was completely stripped down.

For a few months, he had been dating the man below him, Gareth. He was relatively muscular, his stomach and chest toned expertly by a carefully constructed daily work-out. His hair was naturally a fiery orange, angular cheeks and pale skin adding to his fragile handsomeness.

However, Simon wasn’t complimenting him simply on his looks.

“All tied up.” Simon gently ran a sharp nail down the side of his boyfriend’s stomach. “You look like a perfect piece of art right now.”

Good boy (Eddie meets Logan)

Special thanks to Eddie for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves pets almost as much as ballbusting!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“I don’t know”, Eddie said with a sweet smile. “Why don’t you tell me what you want me to do.”

Eddie was 20 years old, a handsome young man with a skinny but fit body. His hair was dyed electric blue – but the most fascinating, spellbinding thing about him were his mesmerizing, seductive eyes. The second he had entered the studio I had known that Eddie was a man to be reckoned with.

He had been very clear about what he wanted: Logan. Our 18 year old high school wrestler was one of the most popular guys we had in our stable, an All-American boy with blond hair and blue eyes, and Eddie had picked him without hesitation.

That had been eight weeks ago.

Since then, Eddie had somehow managed to put Logan under his spell.

Best of the busts: December 2016

I'm sure you have noticed the 5 star rating feature. It's a quick and easy way for you to tell me if you enjoyed the story. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars).

Let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

(To simplify things I have grouped the six parts of my epic Christmas Story into one.)

The three top rated stories of December 2016:

Video links: Nadverts (11)

It's been almost six months since we last talked about nutcrunching commercials. I bet you were wondering whether I had run out of material. After all, there can't be that many adverts about trashing a pair of testicles, right? After watching more than fifty clips showing guys getting hit in the goolies to make you laugh and buy useless stuff, we have probably seen every single ballbusting commercial that has ever been filmed, right?

Wrong.

Here are some more of my favorite nadverts.

Granted, the first clip's plot isn't very original. We have seen it before - but I'm sure you agree with me that watching a guy get whacked in the wiener by a baseball pitching machine never gets old...

Happy new year!

Happy new year, my friends! It's 2017! Yay!

Remember when I told you a year ago that I hoped that 2016 turned out to be just a good year as 2015? Well. Umm. It certainly had a couple of surprises in store for us.

So let's look into the future now: What will 2017 bring? I am working on some pretty hot stories and a huge collaboration with a very good friend that I am very, very, very excited about. I hope we'll be able to go public with it by the end of March.

I'm absolutely thrilled about all your contributions to the Be our guest series. When I first launched the project back in 2014, I hoped for a handful suggestions. I thought a dozen would be absolutely fantastic. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine writing more than fifty stories (Thomas' December 23 story is #57!) - and we're not finished, yet! If you want to be part of this unique experience and meet one of the Ballbusting Boys please read this post for more details. An extra special thanks to our reader Toothpick who came up with the idea for this project!

Another very special thanks goes to our readers Martín, Reg, Jacob and Lenny who wrote some amazing stories and allowed me to publish them on this blog last year:

My biggest weakness (written by Martín)
My painful exam (written by Martín)

GoPros and lowblows - part 1 (written by Reg)
GoPros and lowblows - part 2 (written by Reg)
GoPros and lowblows - part 3 (written by Reg)

Love, pain and sibling rivalry (written by Jacob)

Picture perfect (written by Lenny Bennu)

It's always great to see new writers on the ballbusting scene, especially when they are as imaginative and talented as Martín, Reg, Jacob and Lenny. Thank you so much, guys, you really made my year! :-))

Finally, as always: If you have any ideas for stories, anything you'd like to see on this blog, if you want to talk about your favorite stories or characters, or if you want to vent your frustration about stories that you didn't enjoy, please let me know by leaving a comment or by sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org). At the risk of sounding like a broken record: One of the most exciting aspects of this blog, and the reason I devote so much time to it, is the interaction with you, my dear readers! I really appreciate your input and your feedback! :-))

That's it for now. I'll leave you with a couple of fun videos featuring guys getting their balls busted by champagne corks. After all, there's nothing like spending the turn of the year curled up on the floor with an icepack on your crotch, right?