Monday, January 30, 2017

Video links: Ooops!


Schadenfreude (from German "Schaden" = damage/harm and "Freude" = joy) is a wonderful concept. Wikipedia defines it as "pleasure derived from the misfortune of others". I don't know about you but I'm a big fan of schadenfreude, especially when an unsuspecting pair of testicles is involved...

Here are a couple of my favorite accidental nutshots.

If you're a guy you know that gym class might be the most dangerous thing for a student's dangly bits since the beginning of time. I don't know about you but during my school years I certainly caught my fair share of dodgeballs, basketballs and footballs in the crotch. (Okay, maybe I was just bad at sports...)

The guy in the next video a guy attempts to jump between his buddy's legs. There's not supposed to be any foot-to-testicle contact. Unfortunately, there is...




Skip to 1:45

There's something incredibly funny about a guy trying to show off for the camera and whacking himself in the balls in the process. In the following clip, the bored expression on the guy attempting to jump over a (ridiculously huge) traffic pylon is the perfect set-up for the inevitable nut-crunching payoff.



Have you ever tried to ride a unicycle? It's difficult. Have you ever tried to ride a unicycle and jump onto a wooden beam? It's hilarious.



You don't have to be able to ride a unicycle to embarrass yourself on youtube and reduce your chances of every fathering children in front of a world-wide audience. Nunchucks do the job just fine...



The beauty of nunchuck clips is that you know that there's going to be a nutshot. You know it's going to happen. You just know it. Sometimes it happens right at the beginning, and sometimes it takes a little longer - but one thing is for sure: Nuts are going to get crunched. Here are a few more nunchuck nutshot clips.









The guy in the following clip does rather well with one nunchuck, so he ups the ante by taking two. One for each nut.



Just like nunchucks, the Y staff must be an invention of the artificial insemination industry. Seriously, is there a more reliable way to reduce your sperm count than fiddling around with an unwieldy assemblage of sticks whose only purpose seems to be that there are sticks coming up and down from out of nowhere?



What's your favorite accidental nutshot? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!

Thanks!

2 comments:

Jimmy said...

Those were so funny!

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, Jimmy! I'm glad you enjoyed them! :-))