Tee ball is a simplified version of baseball: There's no pitcher and you just hit the ball from the batting tee. It's a great way to make sure that the ball stays in place and gets hit hard every time.
It's also a simplified version of birth control for fun-loving guys who don't want to run the risk of getting their nuggets smashed only half-hartedly: It's a great way to make sure that the balls stay in place and get hit hard every time.
Judging from the look on your face you're surprised that I managed to find enough clips for this special edition of "Boys just wanna have fun". Frankly, so was I.
But here they are. Enjoy these glorious clips of guys getting playing tee ball with their testicles.
The poor young man getting his nuts whacked in the first clip (which I found on my hard drive and re-uploaded to youtube) doesn't look too happy when he places his balls on the batting tee. Listen for the subtle weariness in his voice when he announces, "This is tee ball with my nuts", and watch his face afterwards. At least his friends are having a great time...
Apparently, even in this simplified version of baseball, things can go wrong: Remember, the idea of testicle tee ball is to eliminate the pitcher and make sure to hit both balls dead-on. If there's one thing you don't want to hear in testicle tee ball, it's "Oh, that knicked the left one... Lefty's going down..." What about Righty?! These boys have a lot of practice to do...
The next clip is called Grand Slam Nutshot - but it's basically testicle tee ball. Poor Simon Christopher has a buddy whack a ball at his nuts three times in a row. "That was all right nut", Simon groans after the first hit. When his buddy suggests "You wanna spread it out on the nuts, you know, a little bit on each...", Simon is game: "I think we can do better." Unfortunately, they hit the right nut again on the second try, so they have to go again, of course. The third nutshot is the best one: Christopher puts on of his legs on a little chair, opening his crotch for a perfect nut attack. That's how testicle tee ball is played!
The batter in the next clip is determined to hit both of his buddy's bolas - even if he has to cheat a little to accomplish that... Instead of hitting the ball with his bat he smashes it into his buddy's babymakers with his hands. The results are the same, though: Ovos quebrados for his buddy, great fun for everybody else.
This post wouldn't be complete without a Jackass clip. Leave it to Steve-o to strip down to his tighty whities, spread his legs and put his ever-ready balls on the line for a nice, hard nutshot with a tee ball batting trainer.
Finally, here is a group of guys who don't own a batting tee. All they have is a baseball bat, a guy with balls, and a great idea. Never at a loss for a creative solution to their problem, they prop the ballholder up in a handstand, spread his legs, and trash his testies with the bat. Nice save! That's how you play testicle tee ball!
Reader's pick:
An anonymous reader sent me the following clip. In her email she says, "I wanted to share one of my favorite videos of a dude getting shot in the nuts with a paintball gun. This guy has a few videos but this one is my favorite. The way he grabs at the grass while writhing in pain is just adorable."
I agree 100%. :-))
Thank you so much for sharing this video with us!
What are your favorite videos of guys having fun and busting each others' balls? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org). :-))
Thanks!
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