In last month’s poll you told me what you wanted for Christmas: a Christmas story featuring the Ballbusting Boys characters. Here’s what I came up with. It’s turned into quite an epic adventure so I decided to split it up into six parts. Here’s the last one.
Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.
Featured in this story: Erik and Vince (click for pictures)
“Vince”, I smiled. “You have been pretty naughty, haven’t you?”
I could see Vince’s heart sink. “Have I?” he said weakly.
I chuckled. “Oh, yes, you have!” I turned to the crowd. “Don’t you agree?”
This time, the applause was thunderous.
I winked at him. “I’m afraid you need to be punished, my friend…”
Again, the crowd erupted in riotous cheers and applause.
Earlier, each of them had gotten their nuts crunched or their dick crushed or their body trampled or their hole stretched – or all of the above – by the dynamic duo of Vince and Erik. Now they were lusting for revenge, and I couldn’t blame them.
“You’ve been a serial offender this year, Vince”, I said with relish. “You invented the Sackwrecker Deluxe and tested it out on Kev’s nuts.”
“Oh god, don’t remind me”, Kev groaned. “My sack was dangling between my knees for weeks! I kept accidentally sitting down on it…” Kev closed his eyes and continued a toneless voice, “I’m glad it has pulled up again.” He tugged at his bruised, battered balls. “Slightly.”
“Then you invented another machine, the Stud Squasher”, I continued. “And you squashed one of the most perfect studs in the room with it.”
“Funny.” Ben scratched his head. “I can’t remember that one.”
“I’m talking about Zach”, I clarified.
Zach shuddered. “He didn’t squash me”, he said almost inaudibly. “He just crunched my nuts and ruined my hole.”
“And last but not least: You savagely punctured Ben’s balls and torched Kev’s cock.” I had to stifle a laugh. “Among other things.”
Kev and Ben didn’t look at each other. Both of them had almost comically stoic expressions on their faces, acting as if they hadn’t heard what I said.
I grinned. “That was pretty nasty. I remember it as if it was yesterday. You literally took some metal spits and rammed them right through poor Ben’s balls.”
The other guys cringed in sympathy.
I chuckled. “I think it was five spits, two short ones, and one really, really long one that went through both---“
“Can you please move on”, Ben muttered. His face had turned a funny shade of greyish green. “I think I’m gonna throw up.”
“Okay, let’s move on to Erik, then”, I said. “You’ve been pretty naughty as well.”
Erik looked at me with a cocky smile. “Oh, yeah! I conducted a scientific experiment on poor Logan. Remember, Logan?”
“Oh yes, I do”, Logan croaked.
“It was pretty successful. I hired two boxers to bust some loads out of Logan’s balls and abs”, Erik smiled. “How often did we do that?”
Logan swallowed hard. “Just a little over three months.”
“Right, yeah, I remember now. It didn’t take as long as I thought it would”, Erik said. “We got some pretty solid results after we repeated the experiment six or seven times.”
Now Logan looked like he was about to throw up.
“You locked poor Logan in chastity between those experiments”, I went on, smiling at Erik who nodded his head. “And you fed him Viagra without his knowledge.”
There was a moment of silence.
“You did what?!” Logan stared at Erik.
“Come on”, Erik chuckled. “There’s no reason science can be fun, right?”
“Let’s turn to Chad for a moment”, I said, looking at my piece of paper.
Chad shifted uncomfortably.
“Well, there’s nothing I can say about you”, I said. “You stayed out of the limelight completely this year – and I think that’s very naughty…”
Chad blinked. “But---“
“You let everybody else take it in the nuts without ever stepping in and offering up your balls”, I continued.
Chad looked at his feet.
I chuckled and looked at the crowd. “I think it’s a pretty compelling case, don’t you? Now, what are we going to do with Naughty Santa and his Vicious Elves?”
There was a murmur among the boys.
Suddenly, Erik spoke up. Even though I had just made the case against his nut, he didn’t look very worried. “You really shocked me for a moment, Alex”, he chuckled. “I thought you had something on us.”
I grinned. “That’s quite enough, don’t you think?”
“It is”, Erik said cheerfully. “But let’s take a step back for a moment.” He addressed the crowd. “Who’s responsible for all the things Alex mentioned?” He didn’t wait for an answer. “Well, Alex is, of course. He’s responsible for everything, right?” He smiled at me. “You have been a very, very naughty boy, Alex.”
I let out an incredulous laugh. “What do you mean?”
Erik smiled. “Do I have to explain it to you? I mean, without you, not one of the things you mentioned would have happened. In fact, I think you may have opened Pandora’s box here.” He chuckled. “I bet the boys have a lot more on you…”
I shifted uncomfortably. This was taking a really awkward turn.
“You know”, Logan said. “Maybe this is the right place to address this.” He looked at me. “Sometimes it feels like we are frozen in time.”
Zach stared at him. “What do you mean?”
Logan shrugged. “You know, like we're just here to go through all these horrible things every single fucking week.”
“You can’t blame me for that!” I protested.
Logan ignored me. “It's like nothing ever changes”, he said. “You know what I mean?”
“This is going nowhere”, I interrupted him. “I don't see the point in discussing this.”
“The point is”, Logan said, “why the fuck did you have to create a ballbusting site?”
“Yeah”, Kev chimed in. “Couldn't you just have created something else? Like, Boys Jerking Off.”
“I’m in”, Leo chuckled.
“Or Cuddling Boys”, Kev continued.
“Oh, that would be nice”, Colin sighed.
“Fuck yeah”, Ben smiled serenely. “We'd be cuddling all day. No sex, no violence. No nuts getting crushed.”
The crowd let out a collective sigh.
“But it's not what I'm into”, I said, shaking my head.
“Exactly”, Logan said. “This is all about what you are into!”
“We get our nuts crushed because you are into it”, Logan continued. “We get our holes stretched because you are into it.” He turned to his friends. “Have you noticed that there's a lot of cum hitting us in the eyes lately?”
The guys nodded.
Logan turned to me again. “I bet that's just because you are into it.”
My head turned crimson. “It's just a fad. I'm sure it will blow over soon.”
Logan let out a bitter laugh. “Yeah, but in the meantime we all get sore eyes! Do you have any idea how much it burns?”
I grimaced. “I have a pretty good idea...”
Logan shook his head slowly. “That's just mean.” He grabbed his balls and winced as he touched them. “And our nuts... Man, you treat them like they're indestructible!”
“I don't do anything”, I protested. “It's you who---“
Logan cut me off. “Don’t give me that shit! Do you know how much our balls have gone through since you started this?”
I gulped. I had a pretty good idea but I didn't think it would help if I shared my thoughts.
“I bet there's some kind of alphabetical list around here, like ‘The Complete Works of Alexander Nehling’”, Kev said.
“Oh yeah, I bet there is”, Sammy nodded his head. “It's crystal clear: Alex is totally anal.”
Zach stared at him. “What?!”
“He has an anal fixation”, Sammy elaborated. “It's obvious. I mean, look around! There's so much stuff here, all packed neatly into little boxes.”
Zach scratched his head. He seemed a little distracted, staring at the screen of his cell phone. “I have no idea what you are talking about.”
“Stop looking at your mobile”, Sammy rolled his eyes. “You're only getting a pared-down version of everything!”
“Sammy”, I said. “You're not a real doctor. You're just a ball doctor, so---“
“I'm a trained nurse”, Sammy said gravely. “And I hate being treated like some kind of joke!”
“He treats everybody like a joke”, Michael chimed in.
“Yeah”, his twin brother Will added. “Just look at us: He doesn't treat us as individuals just because we're twins!”
Michael sighed. “He's fetishizing us.”
“He is fetishizing all of us!” Kev said. “Do you think he sees me as anthing other than a hot jock?”
“Same with me”, Leo sighed. “In his mind I'm just a ‘skaterboy’. Ugh. How I hate that word. And if I hear the word ‘lanky’ one more time I swear I'm going to jump out of the window...”
Suddenly, the door burst open.
“Do you think it's easy being the bad guy all the time?” David said. “I mean, I have feelings, too.”
“David?!” Danny gasped, staring at his brother. “What the fuck are you doing here?”
David shrugged. “Just wanted to say hello.” He looked at his watch. “Gotta go. Goodbye, boys, see you soon.”
The door slammed shut.
“What the fuck was that?" Colin said slowly, pointing at the door. “Don't you think it's strange that David just barged in, only to say hello? I mean - what?!” He let out an incredulous laugh. “And my father joining us tonight to bust my balls?! I mean - what the fuck?! What was that?! Where is he now?”
"I haven't gone anywhere", Kenneth said with a wide smile, running a hand through his greying hair and taking a sip from his glass of whiskey.
“Alex thinks he is so fucking clever”, Brandon mumbled.
Zach let out a grunt. “In Alex' eyes I'm just a dumb stud with a huge cock.”
“You see what I mean?” Logan said. “Everybody is just a caricature.”
Cal opened his mouth to say something.
“Listen, guys”, I said, raising my hands. “It's not me, okay? It's the audience. They want to---„
The guys burst out laughing.
“You're not trying to blame the audience here, are you?” Logan chuckled.
“Okay, sorry”, I mumbled. “Maybe it is me.”
“I think he is projecting”, Sammy said. “He is projecting parts of himself onto us.”
Zach scratched his head. “Like my big dick?”
Everybody stared at him.
“Probably not that”, Sammy said slowly.
“He thinks he’s so fucking clever”, Brandon sighed, shaking his head.
“But you should look at all the spelling mistakes he makes”, Cal chuckled. "Does he even read what he wrote before he presses send?”
“Okay, you me there”, Zach said.
Cal looked at him, raising his eyebrows. “Excuse me?“
“You lost me there”, Zach repeated slowly.
“He thinks he is so fucking clever”, Brandon grunted.
“I blame him for the loss of my nut”, Erik said calmly.
“What?!” I said incredulously. “I had nothing to do with that! It was your boss, that Russian---“
“I think that without you I'd still have both of my nuts”, Erik said.
“Without me you wouldn't even be here!” I said, shaking my head.
“So fucking clever”, Brandon groaned.
“Okay, this is getting out of hand”, I said.
“I agree", Erik said. “Let's get back to where we started. Alex, you have been a naughty, naughty boy!”
I nodded slowly. Maybe they were right.
“And we're going to punish you”, Erik said. “Right here, right now.”
The boys roared and cheered with approval.
I bit my lower lip. “Guys”, I said desperately. “Maybe we can work something out. Maybe we can make some changes and---“
Kev’s foot came up between my legs, hitting me right in the nuts.
The crowd laughed and cheered.
I felt my testicles flatten against my body. My stomach cramped up and I felt nausea rising. I let out a dry cough and doubled over, clutching my aching balls.
Before I knew it, someone kicked my balls from behind, sending another wave of white, hot pain through my body and making me collapse on the floor, writhing in pain.
All hell broke loose.
Cheering and laughing, the boys stripped me naked, exposing my hard dick and my aching nuts.
“Look, he’s got a little boner!” Zach chuckled, making everybody roar with laughter.
I felt my head turn hot. I had a decent pair of nuts, and my dick was about average size. It wasn’t fair of Zach to make fun of me. Sure, maybe I didn’t meet the size criteria that I had established for models on the site. But that was no reason to make fun of me!
But Zach didn’t stop. He jerked his own monster cock and held it next to mine, dwarfing my erection with his fat, thick mega dong. “Look at him!” Zach laughed. “Pathetic, right?”
The boys roared with laughter.
I opened my mouth to say something when Zach slapped my nuts hard with the head of his meaty dick, making me choke on my own words.
Apparently, I sounded pretty funny, because the boys burst out laughing again. Frankly, I couldn’t see the humor in this. It felt as if my nuts had just exploded.
“Come on, that’s nothing”, Kev chuckled. “Nothing compared to what we have to go through every week!” He grinned. “Spread his legs boys!”
I let out a scream as I was lifted off the ground by my arms and legs. There was nothing I could do to protect my poor nuts, and Kev immediately took advantage of my vulnerable position.
He brought his leg back and stomped my nuts as hard as he could. His large foot slammed into my crotch, all but pulverizing my tender babymakers.
One by one, the guys seized the opportunity to crush my nuts, kicking them with all the force they could muster.
I was screaming and panting, moaning and grunting, as a conga line of cheerfully young men wreaked havoc on my nuts, cracking jokes and making fun of my rapidly swelling plums.
When they were done, I thought they’d let me down. But I was mistaken. Instead, they continued kicking my poor balls until everybody had gotten three or four kicks in.
By the time they were finished, my nuts had swollen to the size of cantaloupes.
Every fiber in my body was hurting. My vision was blurry, my head was spinning. My poor balls were throbbing with red, hot pain.
But they weren’t done with me, yet.
They tied me to the armchair, my legs spread apart, lying on my back, my feet in the air, my bare ass facing the crowd.
My vision was blurry.
I heard a vaguely familiar sound through the cheers and laughter of the guys.
The Power Bottom Drill.
“Oh god no”, I groaned.
“As a special treat”, Erik said cheerfully, “we have attached the replica of Zach’s dick to the power drill.”
The guys hooted and cheered.
“Open wide, Alex!” Erik laughed.ca
I felt the huge dildo enter my ass, rearranging my insides as it power drilled my hole.
After five minutes of getting power fucked by the dildo, the guys took turns banging my hole. Some of them emptied their balls inside my after just a few pokes, others took forever, thrusting their fat cocks balls-deep into my hole and fucking me like rabbits before flooding my hole with their spunk.
Each and every one of them made sure to smack and slap and punch my poor balls while fucking me, laughing and joking about my bruised and battered babymakers while filling my ass with their spunk.
The highlight of the proceedings – or the low point, depending on who you ask – was a vicious double fuck from Zach and the lifelike plastic imitation of his cock.
The room was filled with cheers and laughter as they egged him on, stretching my hole to its absolute limits.
Kev was holding my bruised, swollen nuts in place, inviting everybody to punch them as hard as they could. “Come on, let’s pound a load out of his nuts!” he yelled to riotous laughter.
And they did.
Not once but twice.
“Let’s feed him his cum!” Zach suggested. “He always makes us taste our own spunk. Now it’s his turn!”
Their hands were all over my face, prying my jaws apart as they scooped up my spunk and stuffed it into my mouth, making me swallow it all down.
When they were done with me, I was a mess. My hole felt as if it could accommodate a Christmas party of its own, and my spent, drained nuts were as red as tomatoes and ridiculously swollen.
“That’s what you get for being naughty”, Erik laughed, and the boys went wild with cheers and applause.
“Oh, god, hings will never be the same, right?” I whispered, the taste of cum in my mouth, my hole dripping, my nuts wrecked.
The boys looked at me.
“What do you mean?” Erik said. “Nothing has changed. You have been naughty, you have been punished. Everything's fine.”
“So we'll just carry on next year?” I said.
The guys laughed.
“Sure!” Kev chuckled, giving Ben a nice, hearty smack in the nuts, making him groan in agony. “Nuts will get crushed, balls will get busted - we're going to have a lot of fun next year!”
I let out a sigh of relief. “Merry Christmas to each and every one of you”, I croaked.
The boys roared with laughter.
“I hate to break it to you but it’s well past Christmas”, Logan chuckled. “It’s New Year's Eve tomorrow.”
I blinked. “How did that happen?”
“No idea, but it is”, Logan shrugged.
“Okay”, I said, closing my eyes. “A happy new year, then.”