Video links: Animated agony (2)

Is there anything better than seeing a guy get hit in the crotch? Well, maybe there is: seeing a guy in an animated TV show get hit in the crotch. Granted, there are no actual testicles getting hurt (unless they rely on method acting in the dubbing studio...), but the hilarious reactions more than make up for that...

Here are some of my favorite nutshots from animated TV shows.

Let's kick things off with Canadian TV show Total Drama. It seems like the show runners really, really liked to see the male characters get knocked in the gonads. We have already seen a couple of Total Drama nutshots - and here are even more. This is a great compilation of cringe-inducing scenes from the show, complete with funny voices, hilarious facial expressions, amusing sound effects, and jaunty oneliners. My favorite line is the high-pitched "I thought I might get kicked in the kiwis, but the goat was a surprise." (1:05) Ha!

Snapshot: The package

This is the fifth part of a loose series of short stories inspired by pictures that I found on the web. They don't necessarily feature any of the regular characters. If you have an inspiring picture let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).

Previous episodes:
The loser
The farmer's sons
The intern
The boyfriend

The package arrived at noon.

It was a large box, and the two delivery men huffed and puffed as they carried it into the living room.

"Heavy", one of the men grunted, wiping his forehead and looking at Mr. Hammond expectantly.

"Thank you, guys", Mr. Hammond said with a smile, reaching into his pocket and handing each of the men a couple of bills.

"No prob", the other delivery man grinned, pocketing the money. "Heavy machinery?"

"Nah", Mr. Hammond chuckled. He looked at the box and smiled. "Just some toys."

Hot and horny (Stefan meets Logan)

Special thanks to Stefan for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who will grow an instant boner when looking at Stefan's pictures!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

And, as a special treat, here are some pictures of Stefan. He shared them with me, and I anonymized them so Stefan won't get into trouble with his girlfriend... Thank you very, very much, Stefan, for these pictures and for a tremendously entertaining and hot conversation! I sure hope we'll stay in touch! :-))

Video links: Bare and bulging

Smacking your buddy in the nuts is always funny - but making your buddy whip out his danglers for everyone to see, and then smashing his exposed, bare nuggets is just hilarious!

It's pretty amazing how many young men are willing to reach into their pants and pull out their balls for the entertainment of their friends. They are the true heroes of our times!

Here are some of my favorite videos featuring bare ball shots. (Warning: Since youtube seems a bit fickle about showing bare balls I can't guarantee that those videos won't be deleted soon.)

First up we have the classic "Put your balls on the pool table and I'll crush them with a cue ball" video. You need a pair of nice, low-hanging balls to pull this one off, and the lad in this video certainly does...

My painful exam (written by Martín)

Our reader Martín sent me another story. Previously, he shared with us the wonderful little story My biggest weakness. Now he has a created a hot, steamy fictional story. I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I did!

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

I had been looking forward for this day a whole time and with a lot of excitement. Not that doing verbal exams was my ultimate joy but this one was different.

It all had to do with the tutor. Professor Gabriel Rutherford was an authority on literature working abroad and affiliated with our university.

He was very popular among the students, partly because of his interesting way of teaching but especially because he was funny, nice and hot. Extremely hot, if you would have asked me. You could tell professor Rutherford was in his early fourties but he still had a very charming face with some boyish looks and his body seemed very athletic. You could see the outlines of his well-defined pecs through his shirt, his butt was tight and nicely round but above all there was that bulge. Rutherford always seemed to be bulging. Not just a discrete bulge, but his pants seemed to cover a huge snake. However everybody knew Rutherford had helped mother nature a bit on that with stuffing things in his tight-fitting costume trousers. Maybe he needed that to fulfill the image of the perfect, extremely sexy tutor. I didn“ t care, he was by far the hottest man I had ever seen and the best thing on my first year of university.

Balls à la carte

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Also: If you don’t like fire and needles you might want to skip this story…

Featured in this story: Ben, Danny, Kev and Vince (click for pictures)

“Bonjour messieurs”, Danny said with a polite smile on his face. “Welcome to ‘La Petite Couille’. My name is Jacques. Do you have a reservation?”

I bit my lower lip to avoid laughing out loud. Danny wasn’t that good an actor – but he nailed the role of the French waiter to a tee. He spoke in a very cheesy accent and his pronunciation of ‘reservation’ was a curious mix of English and French. His strawberry-blond hair was neatly combed and parted at the side. He was wearing an elegant pair of anthracite pants and a matching shirt and tie. A slightly blasé expression on his face, he looked at the two guests.

The restaurant skit had been Vince’s idea. He was in charge of props and constructions, and he had come up with a couple of nifty ideas that he wanted to try out himself.

New poll: What do you want for Christmas?

In the past couple of years I have tried to enhance your holiday spirit by posting a story on Christmas morning that put a ballbusting spin on Christmas.

Sexy Santa and his nutcrunching elves
How the elves saved Christmas (2012)
Revenge of the elves (2013)
Great big balls of Christmas Magic (2014)
On a cold winter's night (2015)

Some of you loved Sexy Santa and his nutcrunching elves, others didn’t seem to care too much about him.

That’s why I have created a new poll: What do you want for Christmas?

These are your options:
- A hot Christmas story feat. Sexy Santa and his nutcrunching elves.
- A hot Christmas story featuring some of the regular Ballbusting Boys characters.
- A hot story without a Christmas theme.
- Nothing. Take a day off.

Let me know by voting in the new poll that will be open until December 15th. If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page.

Thank you!

Poll results: Story archive

Last month I asked you whether you used the story archive of this blog. Almost 200 votes were counted, and here are the results:

Yes, regularly.   45%
Yes, sometimes.   38%
Only when I'm looking for a particular story.   12%
There's a story archive?   5% 10/193
No, I don't.   0%

I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised by the results. It's great to know that 95% of you enjoy going back and reading older stories!

Not a single vote was counted for "No, I don't", which is pretty amazing.

For those 5% of you who haven't heard about the story archive yet: There are two ways that you can browse my older stories:

There's the Blog Archive in the right column of this blog where you can go back in time. This archive is only available in the web version of this blog, not in the mobile version. If you're reading this on your phone and want to see the chronological blog archive just go down to the bottom of this page and choose "View web version".

And then there's the A-Z Archive which I maintain manually. You find it right below the head graphic of this blog in both the mobile version and the web version. It's not updated automatically, and sometimes I fall behind so it might not be up to speed all the time. But I try to update it every week, so it's pretty accurate.

Oh, and there's a third way: If you're using the web version you can browse through the stories by clicking on one of the Labels. There's a list of all the labels at the bottom of the left column of this blog (web version only).

Well, that's it. Pretty cool, huh? :-))

Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll!

Video links: Bieberballs

After our epic Justin Bieber adventure 7 days of pain

Day 1 (Kev, Colin and Ben)
Day 2 (Cal and Brandon)
Day 3 (Leo, Sammy and Tristan)
Day 4 (the twins)
Day 5 (Danny and Simon)
Day 6 (Logan and Zach)
Day 7 (Finale)

our reader Jake sent me an email: "I really liked your Justin Bieber ballbusting story. I thought you'd be interested to know he actually has some real experience with it."

So it turns out that the guys of One Direction (Exhibit A, Exhibit B) aren't the only teen pop sensations that enjoy a good nutshot. No, the Bieber is quite a ballbuster, too...

Here are a couple of links featuring Justin Bieber talking about hitting people in the nuts, and two bonus clips that give us an idea about how he reaches those high notes...

First up, here's Justin on a radio show bragging about hitting The Wanted's Siva in the nuts the other day... Notice the smile on his pretty face when he tells the story... Awwwww, so cute!

Lucky slut (Drew meets Xander and Shorty)

Special thanks to Drew for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who sighs in frustration and fumbles with his chastity cage right now!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Xander (click for pictures)

And here's a picture of Drew with his dick locked up.

“Fuck off, slut!” Shorty hissed.

Drew looked at Shorty with an amused grin. “Who are you calling a slut, slut?”

Shorty opened his mouth to say something.

“Boys, boys”, Xander said casually. “You’re both sluts. My sluts.”

Xander was lying on his pompous, gold-plated canopy bed, wearing nothing but a white satin bathrobe. He was 23 years old, a handsome young man with manicured hands and plucked eyebrows. His blond hair was styled in a fashionable haircut, with ash-blond highlights. His bathrobe was parted, exposing his immaculate body, his hairless chest and his neatly trimmed pubes. He casually stroked his majestic erection, sneering at Drew and Shorty who were standing in front of the bed, stark naked.

“You’re both my sluts”, Xander repeated, a cold smile on his face.

Video links: Kiss or kick (3)

Straight guys are soooo romantic - they'd do anything for a kiss from a hot girl! They even put their balls on the line in a little game called "Kiss or kick". I guess it's a classic example of a high risk/high reward activity: Either you walk away with a kiss from a stranger, or with a good handful of crushed nuts.

The guys in the following videos take the risk, and they get rewarded with lots of kisses and several sacks of broken balls.

Here are some more of my favorite videos featuring guys playing "Kiss or kick". (Previous examples here and here.)

The guys in the first video are very enthusiastic players - and before they published their video on YouTube they added some funny sound effects whenever a pair of balls is destroyed. Nice work!

Love, pain and sibling rivalry (written by Jacob)

This great story was written by Jacob, a long-time reader of this blog. I hope you'll like his work as much as I do!

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuallity.

Featured in this story: the twins (click for pictures)

Michael glanced down at his watch before walking into the bar. It was 8:20 and his date wasn’t supposed to arrive for another 10 minutes. He preferred to be early whenever he went out with someone.

The blond gymnast was incredibly good looking. He knew that and obviously he got a lot of interest on dating apps. Tinder, Grindr, hornet. All the usual ones. It was handy for when he was horny but this guy was different.

They started speaking and Michael found his sarcasm and dry sense of humour refreshing. He was cute. Had short brown hair, big full lips, pale skin with some freckles dotted along his face. All of that was nice but what made his looks stand out was his stunningly bright blue eyes. Jacob was only 18, British and a little on the short side only being 5 foot 8. Even still something about him intrigued Michael. He was smart, studying law and witty. Michael and Jacob got on incredibly well and when Jacob asked him out on a date Michael was genuinely overjoyed.

One on one: Zach vs. Logan – the rematch

This is a sequel to One on one: Zach vs. Logan.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Logan and Zach (click for pictures)

“You’ve learned a lot since our last one on one fight”, Zach said.

The 20 year old was sitting on a chair, his legs spread wide apart. He was wearing a sleeveless shirt and tight shorts that showed off his huge, meaty dick and his extraordinarily fat balls. He had a wide smile on his face. His hands were behind his head, casually rubbing his blond hair.

I couldn’t help but chuckle at Zach’s posture. He was trying to demonstrate dominance, making Logan look at his muscular body and his almost ridiculously large equipment.

Judging by Logan’s reaction, he was less than impressed.

Best of the busts: October 2016

One of the most rewarding things about this blog is the interaction with my readers. I think every writer enjoys their readers' feedback, and I really enjoy reading your comments and your emails, whether they are gushing or critical, short or long.

If you don't have the time to leave a comment or write an email you can easily leave your feeback by using the 5 star ratings feature. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars).

Your feedback helps me understand what you like, and I can try and give you more of the same.

Now let's have a look at last month's top-rated posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of October 2016: