Tuesday, June 1, 2021

From the web: 15 Movie Moments That Made Your Testicles Wither


How is that for a title for a post, huh?

When I stumbles across this gem from entertainment outlet WhatCulture, I knew I had to share it with you guys.

The headline and the subheading are both priceless:

15 Movie Moments That Made Your Testicles Wither
These moments make a good argument for voluntary castration.

Here is the first paragraph:

Getting hit in the nuts is a timeless occurrence. It happens a lot in cartoons, and was a prevalent act among our buddies in middle-school and beyond. Still, watching a "nut shot" on celluloid is probably no longer the hilarious act we once thought it to be, and filmmakers must continually invent new and creative ways to allow us to experience that dropping feeling in our stomachs and loins. As we've matured, of course, we have come to recognize that a shot to the manhood can be not only literal and physical but metaphorical and emotional as well. That being said, this list isn't so much about moments in film that depict glorious crushings of our stick and stones - instead, it's about those moments that really made us feel it in our loins, and possibly our hearts, too... who knew there was such a connection between the two, huh? It would be too easy to go for the simple ball smacks glimpsed in films like Caddyshack, Home Alone or Dumb & Dumber. Here, we up the ante and look back at 15 Movie Moments That Made Your Testicles Wither that you might not have thought about for a good while [...]
The choices range from predictable to surprising, but it's the author's texts that make the article.

Read it in full at WhatCulture.

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