Ballbusting Canucks: Show and tell – part 1 (written by Pat)

Our longtime reader Pat has written an awesome series of stories introducing a group of Canadian guys who are running a website that's very similar to the Ballbusting Boys. This is the second patrt. The third part will be online tomorrow. I hope you enjoy Pat's wonderful stories just as much as I did!

Previous parts:
A letter from Canada

Featured in this story: Ben and Zach (click for pictures)

Alex stood in the middle of the main set of the studio. In front of him was his entire staff, eagerly awaiting to see what the Ballbusting Canucks presentation had to offer. All eyes were on Patrick Hamilton, the twenty-something year old president of a Canadian ballbusting studio. Just behind him were his two models, who came along for the presentation. One was a very handsome guy, a hockey player, tall and strong. He had dark brown hair with bangs waving to the side, and a bright smile that lit up his babyface.  The other model had light brown hair with shorter bangs and was wearing glasses. His face was angelic and his eyes sparkled, but his smile had a hint of mischievousness. He was of average height and had a slim figure, but his bugle from his skinny jeans was clearly bigger than his athletic counterpart.

“Alright guys,” Alex cleared his throat, “we have Patrick Hamilton with us here today. He’s the president of Ballbusting Canucks, a ballbusting studio from Canada. He’s going to elaborate on the video clip he had sent to us, and will tell us some of his approaches to creating his content. We will also hear from his models,” Alex smiled. “From there, the models will treat us to a live – yes, live ballbusting scene right here on the spot.”

Curious whispers could be heard from the audience. The boys couldn’t help but observe the Canadian models standing before them. They were completely mystified; Will they be working together? Could the Canadians beat them at their own game? Shouldn’t they be the ones teaching the Canadians how to bust? After all, it was their president that requested to come to the studio for a visit.

“They will be with us for a few days, so we all have to make them feel welcomed. I’m also happy to announce that we will be collaborating on some scenes with them!” Alex announced cheerfully. “Patrick, if you’re ready, the floor is yours”

Ballbusting Canucks: A letter from Canada (written by Pat)

Our longtime reader Pat has written an awesome series of stories introducing a group of Canadian guys who are running a website that's very similar to the Ballbusting Boys. This is the first part. The second part will be online tomorrow. I hope you enjoy Pat's wonderful stories just as much as I did!

Featured in this story: Brandon, Cal, Erik, Zach and Alex (click for pictures)

Erik entered the studio and closed the door behind him, a handful of letters under his arm. He took a second to observe his surroundings. “Boy, if these walls could talk,” he thought to himself.

To make his way to the office, he had to walk by the main set, which was currently being used to film a scene for an upcoming mini-series about ballbusting in the military.

Zach was tied to an uneven table, his arms and legs spread in all four directions. Standing above him in desert camouflage uniforms were Cal and Brandon.

“Where are your other men?” Cal asked sternly.

Tell us now or you're gonna be sorry! Ever heard of waterboarding?” Brandon barked and pointed at the towel on Cal’s shoulder.

“Please! Noooo!” Zach begged, his eyes darting between his two captors.

Erik walked up to Alex and Chad, his eyes still watching the intense interrogation Zach was being put through. “How’s it going?” He quietly asked.

“Pretty good. I'm pretty glad I'm not an enemy combatant.” Alex mumbled. Chad remained focus on the scene, giving a quick thumbs-up.

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (31)

Boredom is hazardous to your health. And if you are male, it's also hazardous to the health of your future children.

Here are some of my favorite videos of guys hitting each other in the junk for fun.

I really like it when guys announce their hilarious skits in the fashion that Jackass made popular. I wonder why nobody thought of that sooner. History and literature would have been so much more entertaining! "Hi. I'm William Tell and this is the apple shot." Here's an apple shot of a different kind... "Hi. I'm Anthony and this is the ball basher."

Sammy

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Fight club (Jeremy meets Logan)

Special thanks to Jeremy for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves some bloody fun!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Additional warning: This story is pretty brutal. If you can’t stand the sight of blood you might want to skip this one.

“So this is it, huh?” Logan smiled and extended his hand. The 18 year old high school wrestler’s bruises had almost healed. He had made his way into the final by defeating four opponents in brutal, sometimes bloody fights over the past couple of weeks.

“This is it”, Jeremy said with a grin, shaking Logan’s hand. Like Logan, Jeremy had reached the final after four hard-fought matches in the ring. The handsome young man was a 19 years old, a foot taller than Logan, with a very muscular and veiny body.

The ring was surrounded by benches that were filled with people psyched up about the upcoming fight. Most of the competitors that hadn’t made it to the final were there, except for those who were still in the hospital or preferred to stay at home and forget about the fight club. Some of guys were wearing bandages, a few had plaster casts around their arms or legs, and one was wearing a neck brace. His face was badly swollen and there were a couple of stitches on his eyebrow. Last week he had lost to Logan in a brutal battle. Today he was looking forward to seeing Jeremy wipe the floor with the blond hunk.

Everybody had known what to expect when they signed up for the competition. There were two ways to end the fight, either by passing out or giving up. The fights were brutal and vicious but the winner was going to get a very nice wad of cash and the chance to fuck the loser.

Jeremy and Logan smiled at each other.

They were stark naked, and both of them were sporting a boner in anticipation of the match. Logan’s big erection was more than impressive, but Jeremy’s thick, meaty tool outclassed it in length and girth. It was a monument of raw manliness, heavy and veiny, standing in stark contrast to Logan’s beautiful, smooth, almost elegant dick that looked like had been created in a dildo factory.

On the face of it, the roles seemed clear: Logan was the good guy, with his light blond hair, his winning smile, his handsome features and his perfect dick; and Jeremy was the bad guy, black-haired, big, tall, bulky and strong, with a brutish piece of fuck meat between his thighs.

But it wasn’t that easy.

Video links: XXX (7)

Who wants to see some hardcore ballbusting action? Raise your hands dicks, please. Wow, you've got a nice one! Alright, here we go.

Here are some of my favorite porn clips featuring ballbusting and nutcrunching.

First up we have a clip featuring a hot young guy getting his balls worked over by his cruel master. I love his wimpy moans - but I have to say that "Please don't hit my balls, sir!" doesn't sound very convincing when you've got a raging hardon...

Colin

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New poll: How old are you?

Okay, this one is a very personal question. I'm just curious: How old are you?

To satisfy my curiosity I have created a new poll.

It is open till October 15th. If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page.

Thanks!

Poll results: Favorite method

Last month I asked you to tell me your favorite ballbusting method. Almost 450 people took part in the poll and here are the results (more than one answer was possible):

Squeezing   48%
Kicking   42%
Stomping   32%
Punching   31%
Kneeing   28%
Standing   20%
Slapping   19%
Throwing objects   12%
Hanging weights   11%
Biting   11%
Something different   4%

Thanks to everybody who voted! Your opinion means a lot to me!

Brotherly boxing bout: Punching bag (written by ballboxing)

This is the final part of Brotherly boxing bout, the awesome sequel to Low blows and cum shots (Luis meets Leo) written by out reader ballboxing.

Previous parts:

Learning the ropes

The Alpha twin

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Warning: Contains traces of cum.

Featured in this story: the twins (click for pictures)

Will adjusted the ice bag that was resting on his recovering manhood. He was still paying for his devastating loss of the Alpha Twin Boxing match. The swelling of his gonads had finally diminished and the bruising was almost completely gone, but the pain lingered as a powerful reminder of that terrible night. Furthermore, the fact that they were naturally oversized and low hanging had made the recovery turn his world into a living hell. Every step he took would make his nuts brush against his legs and make him wince with discomfort. He couldn’t move, let alone go anywhere without wanting to die. Lying down in his bed with an ice bag numbing his big boy balls seemed to be the only way to not be in constant pain.

He closed his eyes and tried not thinking about his pain for a second. The doctor had said that just in a couple more days he would be able to get back to normal. Still the recovery offered little solace, Will hated his life at the moment. He had been brought so low that he hardly recognized himself sometimes. The once proud alpha twin sexual beast had been replaced with a whimpering and beaten up loser. Michael had taken everything from him in one single night. His reputation went down the drain the night of the fight and no girl seemed to be interested in him anymore. The few phone calls or texts he had been getting the past couple of weeks had been to ask for Michael’s phone number or whereabouts. Suddenly everyone was crazy about the new alpha twin and he had been discarded into oblivion.

“FML.” Will muttered under his breath and sighed deeply with his eyes closed.

“I messed you up real bad didn’t I.” Michael said as he entered the room.

Video links: Sack taps and dick slaps (3)

There are two kinds of surprises: the good kind and the bad kind. The good kind is coming home after a hard day at work and discovering your girlfriend has decided to strip naked and have a fun night with you. The bad kind is coming home after work and discovering your girlfried has decided to strip naked and have a fun night with your best friend. And then there's an even worse kind...

Here are some of my favorite videos of guys surprising each other with a nice, hard smack in the goody bag.

Here's a short but sweet clip called Wedding nut shot.

Brandon

Brandon - artwork created by Champ

Name: Brandon Long

Age: 21
Hair color: black
Eye color: Brown

Brandon is a handsome, athletic swimmer. He likes competitions and doesn’t shy away from dirty tricks: If busting a couple of balls is necessary for winning, Brandon will gladly bust those balls until they are black and blue, no matter if they belong to his best friend. Brandon is blessed with a big, meaty dick and nice, fat pair of plums and he is constantly horny.

Connections:

His best friend is Cal.

Fun fact:

Brandon used to work at a fast food joint.

See: On the job: Brandon, fry Boy

Further reading:

Here are all the stories featuring Brandon.
Here’s a comprehensive list of all the regular characters on this blog.

This post has been edited on 09/11/2017 to include the wonderful character portrait created by Champ.

Here’s the original post, previously titled “Who is Brandon?” (original date: 04/20/2015):

From the web: Seagull rips off man's testicle as he sunbathes naked

Here's a story from the Suffolk Gazette that I stumbled across. It's shocking! It instantly reminded me of my collabriation with OMBStories: Man vs. nature (part 1, part 2, part 3). Now who's saying that these stories are too far-fetched and unrealistic?! *

Some juicy excerpts:

Experts say the fearsome bird mistook the man’s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.
A spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.
“Eggs are full of protein – it’s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds’ eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.
“This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event, but just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for ‘men’s eggs’, we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home.”

Read the complete story here.

* Of course, the story is fake. The Suffolk Gazette's is a humor site. Donate to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund here.

Maybe even more hilarious than the original story: The fact check. (It reveals the the Suffolk Gazette isn't the original source but I think you should buy them a beer anyway...)

:-))

The pervert and the giant (Gareth and Ben meet Kev)

Special thanks to Gareth for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who thinks big guys are sexy as hell!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Featured in this story: Kev (click for pictures)

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Additional warning: Contains severe violence and permanent damage.

Gareth smiled.

The sight of his buddy Ben always made him smile.

But his facial muscles weren’t the only things that moved when Gareth looked at Ben.

Inside Gareth’s loose basketball shorts, his dick swelled up and created a visible tent that Gareth tried to hide by adjusting his crotch.

Gareth was about 5’10, and his slender frame was dwarfed by Ben’s gigantic body.

At 7’2, Ben was unusually tall, and everything about him was freakishly huge, his hands and his feet, his muscular arms and legs and his athletic torso. Of course, the ridiculously oversized bulge between Ben’s thighs was the center of Gareth’s attention. It shifted with every move, and Gareth’s mouth watered at the sight of the outline of Ben’s ginormous dick and balls.

Gareth was madly, deeply in lust with this giant of a man, and he was aching to get his mouth on that mammoth cock. He had tried before but Ben had always rebuffed his advances.

Unfortunately, Ben was straight as an arrow, but Gareth knew that once he’d experienced the pleasure of Gareth’s mouth Ben would see the error of his ways.

Still, Ben had been pretty clear about his preferences, and he had an undeniable physical advantage over Gareth.

As luck would have it, Gareth had found a way to overcome that obstacle on his path to sexual bliss.

Video links: Comedy gems (14)

I think we have established that nutshots are a very effective comedy trope. Let's establish that some more...

Here are some of my favorite nutshots from comedy shows and movies.

Let's kick things off with a Ryan Reynolds nutshot compilation from my friend Ballbuster XXL's youtube channel. Ryan Reynolds is hot, and I could see him get banged in the bangers again and again. This compilation has a squeeze, a smack and a falling object. Notice the big bulge in Mr. Reynolds' pants in the last one. Yummy!

Best of the busts: August 2017

Your feedback is what keeps this blog going. We're approaching the 10th anniversary (yeah, unbelievable) and your comments, your suggestions, your emails make me feel confident that you're enjoying this blog. If you don't have time to write an email or leave a comment there's a quick and easy way to let me know if you enjoyed a post or not. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars). It's only one click, a simple way to make sure that I know you want me to keep going.

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of August 2017:

Parker

Parker - artwork created by Champ

Name: Parker Potts
Age: 21
Hair color: dyed red
Eye color: green

Parker is an adventurous, flamboyant young man, open-minded and game for anything. A professional gymnast and circus performer, Parker has a muscular, athletic body. He loves dressing extravagantly, and he enjoys the attention he gets. Never afraid to put his balls on the line for fun and games, Parker is an enthusiastic ballbuster and a great guy to be around.

Connections:
Parker’s best friends are the twins. His secret ex-boyfriend is David.

Fun fact: 
Parker won a gold medal in the Roshambo contest at the Ballbusting Olympics.
See: Ballbusting Olympics: Roshambo

Further reading:
Here are all the stories featuring Parker.
Here’s a comprehensive list of all the regular characters on this blog.

This post has been edited on 09/04/2017 to include the wonderful character portrait created by Champ.

Here’s the original post, previously titled “Who is Parker?” (original date: 03/17/2015):

Hazing (Special Guest Star: Nick Jonas)

This is the second part of three stories featuring Special Guest Star Nick Jonas. Thanks to Jimmy, ballbusterXXL and a lot of anonymous readers for some pretty awesome suggestions. Today Nick Jonas meets Kev, Ben and Colin to brush up his acting skills for a movie role.

Previous part:
Stripping

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Ben, Colin and Kev (click for pictures)

“Finally”, Kev grinned, rubbing his hands. “We’ve been waiting for this for quite some time.” The 20 year old jock was shirtless, wearing nothing but a pair of short sweat pants, showing off his muscular, athletic body. He ran his hand through his brown hair and smiled at his buddies. “Right?”

Kev’s roommates Colin and Ben nodded. They were as old as Kev, and they were dressed just like him.

Ben was a little more muscular, and he proudly displayed his bulging biceps, his six-pack abs and his perfect pecs. His black hair was cut short and he had a wide grin on his face.

Colin wasn’t as beefy as Ben or Kev, but he had no reason to complain, either. His sculptured body looked like a greek god’s statue. His curvy blond hair stood on ends and he looked like he had just fallen out of bed.

The three studs smiled at their guest.

Nick Jonas smiled back at them. The handsome singer had started making a name for himself as a serious actor, gaining critical acclaim in a couple of small films. He had enjoyed the experience on the set, and he wanted to pursue his acting career.

When he had asked us to help him broaden his horizons by taking a couple of lessons from our models, I had gladly accepted.

After all, when do you get a chance to get to know a star like Nick Jonas up close?