Saturday, September 9, 2017

From the web: Seagull rips off man's testicle as he sunbathes naked

Here's a story from the Suffolk Gazette that I stumbled across. It's shocking! It instantly reminded me of my collabriation with OMBStories: Man vs. nature (part 1, part 2, part 3). Now who's saying that these stories are too far-fetched and unrealistic?! *

Some juicy excerpts:
Experts say the fearsome bird mistook the man’s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.
A spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.
“Eggs are full of protein – it’s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds’ eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.
“This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event, but just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for ‘men’s eggs’, we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home.”
Read the complete story here.

* Of course, the story is fake. The Suffolk Gazette's is a humor site. Donate to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund here.

Maybe even more hilarious than the original story: The fact check. (It reveals the the Suffolk Gazette isn't the original source but I think you should buy them a beer anyway...)



Charn said...

Will there be a part four? :9

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback! OMBStories and I are working on the final part but it may take a little while until we're finished with it... :-))

Anonymous said...

I love the series, so take you're time!!!

Also now I want to read a story based on this article ... hehe :3