In our first elimination round of The B Factor - Season 2 we asked you to answer the following question: Who has the biggest dick? Almost 200 votes have been counted, and here are the results.
(The full, unredacted results of the elimination rounds will be published before the final episode of The B Factor.)
SAFE FOR NOW (in alphabetical order):
Channing Tatum
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Pratt
Dave Franco
Dylan O'Brien
Henry Cavill
KJ Apa
Nick Jonas
Ryan Reynolds
Taron Egerton
THE BOTTOM TWO (in alphabetical order):
Josh Hutcherson
Louis Tomlinson
AND THE LOSER IS:
Josh Hutchinson with 8% of the vote.
Poor Josh! Apparently nobody thinks he has what it takes to advance in this contest (i.e. a big dick).
Here's his punishment:
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A little error of judgement
Featured in this story: Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth
“Wait, wait, wait!” Josh’s voice cracked. “It’s bigger than average!”
Liam laughed.
“It is!” Josh insisted, looking down at his crotch.
His tiny little penis looked back at him, sad and limp, proving him a liar.
“It is”, Josh mumbled, staring at his pathetic dick.
Liam roared with laughter.
“You know what that means, bro!” Liam said, pulling his pants back up and stuffing his cock and balls into them. “Spread ‘em, bro!”
Josh bit his lower lip, looking at his co-star. He wanted to beg for mercy, but the evil glimmer in Liam Hemsworth’s eye told him that that would only make things worse.
With a sigh, Josh did as he was told, spreading his legs and exposing his pathetic manhood and leaving it unprotected.
Liam’s foot connected with Josh’s junk, a giant foot slamming into a tiny dick and a matching set of little marbles. It was like a NSFW Godzilla movie with the monster destroying Josh City.
Josh let out an anguished wail.
“Why the fuck did you agree to this?” Liam laughed as his buddy doubled over in pain, clutching his manhood. “I mean, did you really think that my dick was smaller than that?!” He nodded his head at Josh, motioning for him to let go of his manhood.
“I--- I dunno”, Josh moaned, grimacing in pain.
The second kick found its target, another devastating blow to Josh’s ridiculous man parts that made Josh squeal like a banshee.
“Tiny dick, tiny brain, huh?” Liam quipped, bringing his leg back for the third kick. They had agreed to a dozen kicks for the loser of the size contest, and Liam was going to make every single one count.
Josh looked at him, biting his lower lip.
When Liam kicked his nuts again, his mouth opened wide and he screamed from the top of his lungs.
“God, I love this”, Liam laughed, clapping his hands as Josh sank to the ground, clutching his rapidly swelling nuts with both of his hands. “Down after the third kick – and you’ve got nine more coming!”
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One down, eleven to go. The B Factor - Season 2 continues!
5 comments:
What a lovely little story, Alex! I don't really mind that Josh went, though. I thought he was hot like five years ago, but I'm not as into him anymore. And I'm glad Louis survived! He needs votes, kids! I'm sure he has the hangers! :)
Wait, wait, wait!
8%? That's 1/12 more or less, how bloody tight was the vote 😕
Thanks for your comments, guys!
@Jason:
Thank you so much for your help in doing this! Without you, there would be no Season 2! :-))
@Moshadron:
It wasn't that tight, actually. Since more than one answer was possible (on average, people picked 3 contestants per vote), the percentage points add up to more than 100%. We'll release all the data after the final episode of The B Factor. :-))
Will we learn (at any point) who had the biggest dick and the lowest hangers etc?
Thanks for your question! We will publish the full results after the final episode. :-))
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