Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Video links: DIY (5)

Sometimes, a guy needs a good, hard hit to the nuts. But what if there is nobody there to give to him? And what if the guy in need of a nutshot is you? Sometimes, a guy needs to take matters into his own hands...

Here are some more of my favorite self-administered satchel smashers.

Not everybody can punch themselves in the groinal region with as much aplomp as the guy in the first vid. Congratulations, mister, you're a first class nutcracker!

Here's a young man who is just as masterful at hitting himself in the goolies. The description of the vid says it all: Wooden plank + metal pole × gravity = a pretty decent Nut Shot!! Go Gravity!

Gravity is an important factor in the next vid as well. Other important factors: two eggs. And two eggs.

Skip to 3:20

Some people use gravity, others use La máquina del dolor. Do you think any male in the world could resist using that machine on their nuts? Yeah, me neither...

Skip to 9:45

Finally, here is a young father going to great length to make sure that he won't have any more kids. At first he enlists the help of his wife and his toddler son, but soon he realizes that it takes a man to destroy a manhood.

What's your favorite video of a self-inflicted nutshot? Let me know by leaving a comment or by sending an email (



Alex said...

Thank you so much, Andrew! I love these clips! :-))

Buster said...

An appropriate post for those of us stuck at home for some reason... ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey Alex,

Those were some great clips, really hot guys being busted in the nuts too!

Self-busting is not usually my favorite but those were great!



Gino and Jayden Author

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, guys! :-))

Jason said...

I'm not sure I like the idea of self-busting (it's very lonely), but you got some great videos here, my friend! :)

Toothpick said...

Recently found an old college textbook, over 1000 pages long.
Dropped it on my nuts.
It wasn't that great a bust but it was a nice dull ache
Still hoping I can figure out something better thoug

Toothpick said...

Once I managed to give myself a good hard kick in the jewels with the heel of my foot
But it appears to have been a very lucky shot I have never recreated

Alex said...

Thanks for sharing your stories, Toothpick! I had a great laugh at your pain... :-))

Toothpick said...

Actually did manage to give myself a solid crack to the nuts recently
Not as bad as I'd like but still better than nothing