What do you do if there's nobody around to help you crack your nuts? Maybe your friends are busy shagging their girlfriends. Maybe they don't think your eggs are worth scrambling. Maybe they have kicked so many testicles that their feet are tired. So what do you do? Well, you do it yourself, of course!
Here are some of my favorite videos featuring guys finding creative ways to hit their own testicles.
The first video is called Look what I can do. Ooooh, this is exciting! Come on, show us!
That was a nice kick, wasn't it? Here's another talented young man who kicks himself in the gonads.
Wanna see a slow motion video of a guy kicking himself in the manhood? Here you go!
You may ask yourself: Kicking your own balls looks pretty difficult and it probably takes a lot of training - what if I'm not flexible enough to do it? Don't despair! We'll get your nuts cracked in no time! Here are a couple of ideas for more creative DIY nutshots.
The guy in the next video builds a nice little see saw contraption to whack himself in the goolies.
The see saw looks fun but you're looking for something a little more original? What about challenging yourself to a match of testicle tennis? The friendly young man in the next video shows you how it's done.
He's an expert at crushing his own nuts, by the way. Here he he is scrambling his eggs with a yoyo not once, not twice, but three times.
And here's his Long Jump Nutshot.
Finally, Peter Bamforth has built a clever contraption that's designed to "crush his crown jewels" (his words) when he doesn't finish a task in time. He shows us how it works ("BAM! Straight into the meat and two veg!") and demonstrates the contraption on an egg. His reaction to the egg getting crushed is just fantastic. He's laughing his ass off before telling us, "So, I think I might be getting scrambled eggs in this video..."
Do you think he can finish the tasks before getting kicked in the balls by the vicious machine?
***SPOILER ALERT***
Nope.
It's a fantastic video and I suggest you watch it in it's entirety and with the sound on. I don't think I've ever seen a guy more enthusiastic about getting his nuts crushed...
Do you have a clip featuring a guy hitting himself in the nuts? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!
2 comments:
That last video was awesome. You should have a "self busting contraption" contest for your viewers and then post the videos :)
Thanks for your comment! That's a pretty awesome idea! Why don't you send me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org) so we can talk about it? :-))
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