Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Video links: Nutball mania (4)

What are you up to today? Nothing much? Well, I've got an idea for you. It's not new (not by a long shot), and the title of this post might be a bit of a giveaway...

I am talking about the wonderful sport of nutball, of course.

You don't need much to play. A pair of testicles, a missile that's capable of hurting said testicles, and a willing opponent. That's it. The fun can begin.

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys playing nutball.

First up we have two guys sitting in the hallway, lobbing balls at each other's goolies. The poor blond guy is on the receiving end of quite a few vicious hits right on target...

Nutball is a lot of fun when you play it alone - but it's much more fun when you have an enthusiastic audience. Sometimes, I can't stop thinking about why these guys are cheering and laughing when their buddies get hit in the nuts. It's such a mean thing to do. Then I catch myself cheering and laughing along with them, and I stop thinking about stupid questions...

I love the description of the next video: "a stupid game my church group plays on our anual mission trip." At first, it seems odd that a church group plays a game that's so focused on genitalia. But actually, it makes a lot of sense. A lot of religious groups are strongly against sex before marriage. And there's no better way to nip a guy's sex drive in the bud than focusing on the very things that are responsible for those undesirable desires in the first place and taking them out of the equation? See? As the bible says: "Tell a man not to covet his neighbor's wife, and he'll laugh in your face. Show a man how to play nutball, and he'll never covet his neighbor's wife again." Or something like that.

What's more fun than playing nutball in your church group? Well, playing nutball in your underwear, of course! (The screenshot at the top is from this video by the way. It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene at 0:13.)

And, finally, here's a series of clips from a group of friends playing nutball in their undies. I think it's hilarious that they don't take off their pants completely. Instead they pull them down so that they're hanging around their ankles. Somehow I think that this technique leaves the nuts much more vulnerable because of the way they spread their legs...

Did I miss your favorite nutball video? Send me an email ( or leave a comment and let me know!


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