Monday, May 2, 2016

Video links: Kiss or kick (2)

A couple of months ago I shared with you my fascination with a wonderful little game called "Kiss or kick". It is a simple game:
  1. Walk up to a random girl in the street. 
  2. Convince her to play a little game of chance (like "Rock Paper Scissors" or "Coin Toss" or "Spin the Bottle").
  3. If she loses, you get to kiss her.
  4. If you lose, she (or an emissary of her choice, ideally a MMA fighter or a football player) gets to kick you in the sweetbreads.
  5. Repeat until you're sure that you'll never be able to have children.
  6. Look at your video on youtube and laugh your ass off.
Wonderful isn't it? What fascinates me the most is the risk/reward ratio. Reward = kiss a stranger = a moment of pleasure. Risk = getting hit in the sperm factory with dozens of strangers watching = at least half an hour of pain and lifelong memories of embarrassement.

It's a no-brainer, right?

Well, apparently it is, because I have found some more videos since I published that post in January. Here they are:

First up, we have a wonderful young man who enjoys the game of "Beso o patada en los huevos" so much that he did it not once but twice! Maybe the first time around wasn't painful enough?

Here's the brave young man going at it again. (I'm not entirely sure but around the one minute mark there's a girl that seems to make fun of the size the poor guy's "huevitos" before kicking him...)

The following clip is very entertaining from start to finish. There's so much to love: The guy explains the rules and demonstrates a kick by throwing his foot up in the air, which I find pretty funny. I love the onscreen tally (spoiler altert: final tally is 3 kisses, 5 kicks). And the fact that his buddies just can't resist kicking his nuts from behind is an added plus...

We talked about the risk/reward ratio a moment ago, right? Well, the guys in the following video have found a way to make the r/r r way more attractive by transfering the "risk" part to a friend while keeping the "reward" part to themselves... (Okay, they don't pull it through, they switch the roles midway through, but I really like their thinking...)

The next guy has found an even better way to change the r/r r - though you might call it cheating... Instead of offering up his own huevos he has brought a pair of chicken's eggs. It's funny to see the girls react when he tells them that they don't get to kick his testicles -some of them are very clearly disappointed... Btw, if you like to see a girl smash chicken's eggs with her foot this might be an interesting clip for you nevertheless...

Finally, here's another group of guys who like the game so much that they decided to film two clips. Enjoy!

Have I missed your favorite "Kick or kiss" clip? Do you know other fun games like this? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (!

Thank you!


Anonymous said...

I think there was an error in one of the videos you attempted to link? It's just blank. Other than that, great videos as usual Alex!

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! It seems that the last video was taken down since I wrote the post. But it has been re-uploaded:

I'll change the post as soon as possible...

Alex said...

I've updated the post with the new link. Thanks again for your comment!